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Daily Digest for 2010-06-20

Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:32pm

rmankhey posted 59 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)

@gaypornfanatic Yes. Just like the family in that "The Hills Have Eyes" movie. @TheCortez
@Hot_Pocket I will try to get it on video next time! I won’t be wearing my dancing dress however. It’s at the cleaners.
@matthewarchman I do live in Vienna, which is in Fairfax county. I love living close to the metro and running trails.
Woman: "Isn’t my daughter adorable?" Me: "Absolutely! She’d look great on a milk carton."
@snoopysnowcone Paying someone to do it is also an option…so I’ve heard.
@BeachBarista I can just *hear* the hair sprouting on your chest.
@slummymummy9 Genius. Why aren’t you running the world yet?
Hotel Twitter: You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.
@Alisonhatesyou Do they still make that stuff or is it only available in Dollar Stores? #summerseve
@RuffBip I like you already!
I have one word for you: Asshattery
@jemel2 Of course, by ‘boobs’ I mean ‘boobs’. I also mean ‘butt’. @DCdebbie
Dear Dad: Even tho’ you read my explicit journal entries & knew I was gay long before I told you, I still love you.
@slummymummy9 Are your spawn in on your "fattening up the neighborhood urchins" scheme?
I’m addicted to karaoke. There. I said it. Next song…"Fancy" by Reba McEntire.
My housemate has a friend sleeping on our couch tonight. Must remember to walk around naked a lot.
@DominicScott Promises, promises. @KristiBice
@SugarBoobs *smooch*
@Big_in_VA Well, at least we’ve got mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice! *clinks glass*
RT @edmontongreg: Lawn done, I think I am going to go do my neighbour/fellow firefighter // #prematurelytruncatedtweet
@slummymummy9 Or Whiskas(TM) if you’re feeling all fancy.
@gaypornfanatic If by ‘fierce’ you mean ‘unfathomably silly’ then you are correct. @TheCortez
@DistrictOfAris I’m not pointing the Twink-Finger at anyone. Just trying to be funny. @BeachBarista
@Whiskey_Dad Thank you! I’ve been stabbing Twitter with my steely knives but I just can’t kill the beast.
@TheCortez In the end it’s all in fun, sistahs! @gaypornfanatic
@Boddingtons I grew up on a farm in Kansas. Currently living in Wash DC area. My dad does NOT cook meth (often).
@BeachBarista *Favourited* @ELJefe843
RT @Charlie_W_: If you screw up my feed by retweeting inane shit over and over I will instantly unfollow you! Ffs! // <—–Does this count?
@BeachBarista *giggles* You said ‘mounting’. </immaturity>
I had quite an adventure last night & it all started when I sang "Fancy" for karaoke. Thanks, Reba!
@slummymummy9 If you’d stop eating that cheap damn dogfood all the time…
RT @SuDeepe: So now if you hold a quart of oil to your ear will you hear the ocean?? // <—This is my mom, guys.
@KimW16 I disagree. A burn on your booty would be particularly painful.
@DCdebbie Ima holler at you because this weather is making my boobs sweat.
@chrisbarrondc You’re not officially a senior citizen until you demand a discount on your McDonald’s cone while shaking a cane.
@debihope Red or white? Or yellow, considering I’d be exiting the commode?
Dear Interwebz: You’ve pretty much sucked half my life away. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
@Whiskey_Dad Ha! I love it when you take a funny 2 (or 7) steps further.
@Whiskey_Dad *digs in wallet for some singles*
@edmontongreg As I said before…you reek of valor.
@edmontongreg I have no doubt you are a man of valor. I just like playing with your tweets. #itsnotwhatitsoundslike
I love you @debihope and I’m not just saying that…but my fingers are.
If you follow me on Twitter and your bio contains the phrase "I love the Jonas brothers" I’m watching you. Closely.
I’m sitting next to a dude watching golf in a bar. He’s cheering the golf ball on. Wow.
@gaypornfanatic Gurrrrrrl….oh no she dih-ent! @TheCortez
@Alisonhatesyou For some reason that makes me think of Summer’s Eve.
I would like to request that some fanfare be played the next time I exit the bathroom.
Had a nice chat w/ Dad. The usual from him: "Lotsa rain. Cows are fine. The ditchweed is quite lush this year."
@LegalMoose Roger, Roger. Step 1: Activate webcam Step 2: Walk around naked.
@chrisbarrondc A totally sweet pimp cane with a ridiculously huge gem on top, a platinum tip and a sword inside. Huzzah!
@BeachBarista I see what you did there…and I LIKE IT! @districtofaris
@RuffBip She did! It was called, simply, "Reba". I only saw a few episodes, but I believe it did well.
@Charlie_W_ This girl means business. *golf clap* @DistrictOfAris
RT @Chugs07: RT @masonmiller: Happy Sperm Donor Day! // Bwhahaha // Hey! My daddy was a sperm donor!
@KimW16 Happy Birthday, Mrs. President!!! Ima get some ditchweed from my dad for you.
@snoopysnowcone I know, right? You can’t buy love but HJ’s? Hellz to the yeah!
@RuffBip Thank you for the ReTweet! Are you a Reba fan, Sir?
@RuffBip My pleasure! Welcome to Twitter!
@Boddingtons Yes! I spent most of my formative years riding horses, harvesting wheat, tossing hay bales, driving tractors…

Daily Digest for 2010-06-19

Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:05pm

rmankhey posted 77 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)

I would rather you kill *me* before I saw this movie: http://twitgoo.com/14a5xj
My Zhu Zhu pet is better than your Zhu Zhu pet.
Oh @DCBrent…how you make me giggle.
What’s a ‘puto’? It’s scrawled on the bench I’m sitting on.
…just shamelessly bopping my head to "Vacation" by the Go Gos. That’s all.
Oops. I meant to take a picture of my lychee-green tea frozen yogurt but I forgot and ate it too fast.
@ChukDC Exactly! The gap is just the right size for my knees. My runner’s thighs? Not so much.
@Cumdumpster2000 "Hello botulism, my old friend…"
@Rjaxx1 2 of my favorite things.
@Rjaxx1 I’m diggin’ your taste in music, Riley.
If not for incest, there wouldn’t be anyone to appear on the Jerry Springer Show.
@Rjaxx1 I <3 you. Thanks for the ReTweets, stud!
@Alisonhatesyou My Zhu Zhu also doubles as a "personal massager". #ifyouknowwhatimean
I have to face facts. I will never be a Playboy Bunny.
I just happened to catch a glimpse of the Denmark soccer team on TV. They look like a bunch of Ken dolls.
If you see a dude out tonight in the DC gay-borhood with a wannabe-beard & a cowboy hat, that’s me. Say ‘hi’.
@pjohnson360 Come into my parlor (said the bobalouie to the pjohnson360).
@davesilverstone …and I’m 1/2 Scandanavian! Coincidence?
@Boddingtons I think that’s a perfect Litmus test!
@FHornChickie You are correct!
I kind of liked it when Twitter said I only had 1,212 tweets. I felt like less of a loser.
I wish I could remember why I’m chewing on these Gingko Biloba leaves.
Baseball uniforms are so dang unflattering. Even David Beckham would look frumpy wearing one.
I just ate a can of Mixed Vegetables that said "Best if Used By: Jul. 12, 2008". I like to live life dangerously.
@ImUrCaligirl Oh snap, girlfriend. Oh. Snap.
@kelkel926 Every 4 years apparently. I’ve been schooled. I’m also blushing. You so sweet!
Step 1: Fill ale glass with cotton candy Step 2: Fill glass with malt liquor Step 3. Drink Step 4. Check sanity
@boogdogDC Our love can’t be denied.
@Hot_Pocket They go nicely with my sweaty buttcrack. *wink*
@Boddingtons A boy.
@edmontongreg It’s a very clever and very entertaining ruse, eh?
@JosieDC Of course I’m serious…and don’t call me Shirley. Or Mary for that matter.
@Rjaxx1 "Can’t seem to get my mind off of you-ew-ew!"
@KimW16 If I had a car I would drive all night.
My only vice is the burning desire to own a Bobblehead of myself.
@JeremyHawking Some of the sugar from your last tweet is still stuck to your lips.
@mikesica I archive all my tweets and FB status updates with a Wordpress ‘Lifestream’ plugin. But sometimes I wish I didn’t.
Is this the first year for the World Cup or something? I seriously do not remember this crap last year.
The one thing I love about the soccer games are when the camera pans to the coach during an embarassing play.
I think I’m in love. Seriously. Is there a test for that so I can be sure?
I just learned the word ‘prostidude’ and I can’t *wait* to use it in context!
Like a Phoenix rising out of the ash, I’m about to scare the sh*t out of those little kids in the ball pit.
@davesilverstone Whatever that ’something’ may have been I think we’ve found something better.
@Boddingtons It wasn’t *really* sweet until I dumped a bunch of Runts(TM) into the malt liquor.
@Rjaxx1 Riley! I grew up on a farm in Kansas. I partially reserve the right to rock a cowboy hat. Also, oranges don’t grow in Kansas.
@Hot_Pocket I almost fell off my bar stool laughing at that.
I just bought an electronic item that was super-easy to open. Am I on an episode of "Punk’d"?
@KimW16 It is true. It’s one of my mantras. I’m glad you like it.
@edmontongreg So not sexy. But then I guess that’s why I watch UFC.
I’m completely at a loss as to how some of these twitter-bot-spammers find me. *flips the bird to the bots*
@Alisonhatesyou I see your battle armor and raise you a head-mounted napalm blaster.
@samirluther As do I. Unfortunately my handwriting is completely illegible.
For my next trick I will need a member from the audience. *Your* member in particular, sir.
@kelkel926 It’s such a buzzkill, eh?
@Rjaxx1 I approve. Two enthusiastic thumbs way up!
@Rjaxx1 I had a feeling you’d like that one, Riley. *wink*
I just saw someone put something in a mailbox. How quaint!
Walkin’ aimlessly around DC…sporting some oh-so-sexy sweat stains on my shirt. Please ladies, one at time.
@Boddingtons Absolutely. You can’t make that kind of stuff up. P.S. It’s pretty tasty.
RT @Rjaxx1: RT @bobalouie My only vice is the burning desire to own a Bobblehead of my penis. // Hey! I didn’t tweet that!
@davesilverstone Wouldn’t we all?
@MichaThom I’d much rather imply shit than say it.
I just squeezed through a DC Metro turnstyle without paying. Someone call the authorities.
@edmontongreg "Gay friendly" is one way of putting it; I know exactly what you mean. I wrestled in high school.
@pjohnson360 Only if you’re allergic to spider bites.
@boogdogDC Yeah! It just gets stored in a SQL database that I can export into Excel and marvel at my stupidity. @mikesica
@mtclmbr1450 That’s exactly what it is!
When a heart breaks, it don’t break even.
It weirds me out to see clothes on the sidewalk. It’s like "Where’s the streaker?"
My first tweet was something about how sucktastic Tallahassee Motel 8’s are…but then that’s just redundant.
@Diane_Can It crossed my mind, but then the ramifications of wearing a kilt to a gay bar sounded like too much fun.
@DCHotland You liked my Rite-Aid cowboy hat? Xoxoxo @pjohnson360 @lwilcher
Okay, show of hands. Who among y’alls first tweet was something like: "Trying out this Twitter thing."
@ImUrCaligirl Cowboy boots? Pfft! Those are the equivalent of stilettos!
Meet my boyfriend/lover: http://twitgoo.com/14a050
@Hot_Pocket Seriously. We should be filming a pr0n together right now.
@slummymummy9 It would behoove me to keep my pants on, as I’m going commando.

Daily Digest for 2010-06-18

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	4:11pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard has no interest in seeing Toy Story 3 and in fact, has never even seen the first 2. Commence with the stoning.
	10:34pm	rmankhey posted 59 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) The human body is incredible. Do you realize how hard it is to hacksaw it into microwave-sized pieces? @Alisonhatesyou I’m still waiting for you to crawl up my skirt. @John_Irvine You mean you shoot fanny pack wearers? Or do you conceal your gun in your fanny pack? @chrisgeidner Your roommate is a genius! RELATED: WTH happened to Brendan Frasier? @slummymummy9 It was a very nice visual. I will draw you a devastatingly handsome picture. SJP eat your horsey heart out: http://twitgoo.com/14441c @JeremyHawking http://flic.kr/p/6DCGTb @Diane_Can I’m playing it safe with some booty shorts on underneath. I’m surrounded by horny housewives. Gotta be careful. @BeeJohnny Heather Grey. Must. Resist. Listening. To. ATeens…. @jesserker Oh. It’s begun. @mikesica …unless I invest in a Taser my colleagues will continue to pester me and prevent productivity. @slummymummy9 Definitey not creepy (if you know what I mean). @boogdogDC @mikesica @atypicalG By the way…you are so much taller than I expected! @mikesica @jesserker JR’s. What’s that movie with the mummy in it? @atypicalG I realize now that I forgot his Twitter handle. How terrible is that? I’m cutting outta work early and ain’t nobody gonna stop me. @boogdogDC You are a such a darling. @JosieDC I have no interest in seeing Toy Story 3. I’ve never even seen the first 2. Go ahead, stone me now. …oh nothing…just sending and receiving racy text messages. @djgordonfan Home++ @extraspecial laughs* I can always count on you to pipe up for my more sadistic tweets. Damn. I’m out of caffeine pills. RELATED: I’m so excited! And I just can’t hide it! I’m so…scared. sobs @Rjaxx1 I know this is a little late, but Good Morning to you, sexy! @atypicalG I know, right? The smell of testosterone is intoxicating. @whosthatgirl2 Thank you for the #FollowFriday. You are always making me smile! @Alisonhatesyou Here you go: http://flic.kr/p/6DCGTb Enjoy! Don’t mess with me. I’ve got my power panties on today. @MarioSemiglia It’s not that unbelievable, is it? IS IT!?!? @Hot_Pocket I’m not passing judgment on them…I just don’t have any interest. I’m sure they’re most adorable. @JeremyHawking Most likely not. It hasn’t been properly laundered. @matthewarchman When you were 10? WTH kinda music was I listening to when I was 10? There was a time in my life when I enjoyed Schlitz malt liquor, though those days are kinda fuzzy. @Charlie_W_ Give me about 5 hours. @slummymummy9 …and then you’d be sucking it IN the "movie". @Alisonhatesyou @Cumdumpster2000 @sianyrobinson That’s my girl! @extraspecial It fits you like a lacy bustier…I mean a glove. @Alisonhatesyou Roses are red, violets are blue. All you tweet about is "butts and poo". @jesserker Bestiality! (Do a deer) @Cumdumpster2000 The former. Bangles-style mummies. @atypicalG It’s good to know I’m not the only ‘mo at that gym. I love the staff. They’re always trying to make me color my hair. I’m showing pictures of me dressed in drag to my co-workers. It’s SUCH a productive day. @amy4669 giggles My bark is worse than my bite. Wait…no, I bite much harder than I bark. @jesserker …and it’s a female deer, lesbiana. Note To Self: Dress up as an old woman when at the DMV to be bumped to the front of the line. @slummymummy9 Where would you be exactly? The corner of 5th and U? @Cumdumpster2000 @Alisonhatesyou @atypicalG I know it was you. I didn’t know you worked out there. You weren’t a creeper at all. It was great to see you! @jesserker giggles Your secret is safe with me…until I start drinking that is. @DCBrent I’m glad I’m not the only one. I think my buttcheeks are too far apart to fart an an admirable decibel level. I consider myself relatively self-actualized but fanny packs make even me nervous. I’m wearing a kilt to work today. My coworkers are just going to have to like it. Don’t forget to honor your father (and "father figures" wink wink) this weekend for Father’s Day! @matthewarchman Thank you for the #FollowFriday love, baldie! wink Can someone help me strap on this heart rate monitor band? I’m helpless! @DCToddNow Gym flirting? I recommend hanging in the sauna. Bring Crisco(TM). @Andrew703 P. Domo is playing doctor with Ken: http://twitgoo.com/1442za

Daily Digest for 2010-06-17

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	12:17pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard means more to you than handbags & shoes.
	11:49pm	rmankhey posted 28 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @ImUrCaligirl LOL. You knew that all along. Don’t fib to make me feel better! @JosieDC Phase 1 has karaoke tonight. I’m throwing down the gauntlet…er…microphone. @EvanOdd Hello. Our names are @DCJono and @bobalouie and we’re karaoke addicts. @DistrictOfAris @Rjaxx1 Then you can be a Super Stalker! @krrptd1 @Whiskey_Dad Did you finally chew your ankle bracelet off? A girl just bought me a drink. At Cobalt. Let’s hear it for the girl! @Whiskey_Dad Ladies & Gents, lock up your liquor! RT @DCJono: So @bobalouie and I were just window sat at Annie’s because we’re so hot. // Speak for yourself! I’m just waiting to use the line: "Save your breath; you’ll need it to blow up your date later." If Indiana Jones were here he’d totally whip your ass. I was just trying to text ‘retreat’ & I typed ‘retweet’ instead. I can haz intervenshun? @debihope I look like me! I think… "What’s your Twitter handle?" is the new "What’s your phone number?" @JosieDC This I just gotta hear! As long as it’s not "Friends in Low Places" that is. @mikesica So what’s it like being a virgin at your age? @DupontDan It’s your birthday! Let fall thy chastity belt! @A_Ron_The_DJ claps hands Ooh! A ch33zervenshun! RT @SuDeepe: @bobalouie Girls aren’t all bad. // Especially when they’re your mom! @EvanOdd Tough luck, kiddo. You know you can pay for that kinda stuff. So a crown came off while I was eating & I bit down on it and chipped another tooth. How’s that for #FML? @amy4669 @DCBrent @whosthatgirl2 Thank you for the ReTweet! @NathanPayne Well actually I’m the one who asks that. Why would I want to date someone who’s not on Twitter? RT @RockstrNinjaGrl: Whenever I hear Firestarter by Prodigy I think of @bobalouie dancin around with glowsticks. // This makes me happy. A dude at my gym recognized me from Twitter and came up to say hi. How sweet! Hello there, Jurassic Park theme song…why are you so firmly lodged in my head? @Emarieg I know right? It works wonders. @kelkel926 I wish I were there too, babycakes! @NathanPayne P.S. Welcome back!

Daily Digest for 2010-06-16

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	4:46pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is putting ketchup on his salmon and there’s nothing you can do about it.
	11:48pm	rmankhey posted 65 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @whosthatgirl2 giggles #kahlua If y’all need an umbrella, ella, ella, ella to stand under today you can use mine. It’s big. @DCBrent Using the Hitler car to fight terrorists? It that some kind of irony? RT @unmarketing: Best. Twitter Tips. Ever. http://goo.gl/xCaW by @ChrisBrogan // <—- Read this. Everyone. Seriously. Kate Gosselin is rumored to be getting a dating reality show. 2 Words: 8 kids \| 2 More Words: Hell no Thus far at work today I’ve spent 80% of my time in meetings, 10% in the bathroom and 10% tweeting. RT @DCBrent: DOMO is invisible. @DCJono @boogdogDC @bobalouie #parlortricks http://twitpic.com/1xbqy4 // I love it! @Rjaxx1 Do you do that too? I love it. LOVE. IT. @gaypornfanatic @John_Irvine The more important questions is were there any casualties? Please say ‘yes’. @Alisonhatesyou You’re more than welcome. I realize beggars can’t be choosers, but I accept rock hard stools also. RT @petwebdesigner: A miniature pig with red rain boots! (cute pic): http://bit.ly/9s13Fy // This is JUST what I needed! Thanks! @DCBrent As far as making an auto purchase decision goes, I can’t fault his criteria. @Rjaxx1 We ketchup-philes need to stick together. So many don’t understand our ways. I had one of those work dreams where hundreds of poisonous snakes invade the office & I’m tasked w/ catching them. @JeremyHawking Now THAT’S multi-tasking. I can’t stuff my face and tweet at the same time. From here on out I will refer to IE as ‘aieeeee’!!!! @EvanOdd Thanks to you I had a dream about Jstin Beber. He was working in a Starbucks & he made me some shtty coffee. @LegalMoose I can’t swim so I won’t be needing a waterproof Garmin…but as much as I sweat maybe I should reconsider. I’m 6 days into Operation: Grow A Beard. I was going for ’sexy’ but so far all I’ve achieved is ‘mangy’. @OneFineJay I suppose that’s one opinion. @norcross @ryancduff @ELJefe843 NPR told me it was going to be a blustery day today. @whosthatgirl2 Hello sweetie, and thanks for the ReTweet! smooch* @Jamberta @sudeepe @boogdogdc How about that prom pic? I was a lil’ portly then. http://twitpic.com/1×5nwx @gaypornfanatic I almost bought a shirt that said that one time; I just took a picture instead. The different between Oxycontin and Oxytocin is that Oxytocin is free. @M2pics Here’s hoping you set your sights on a rainbow! I’ve seen 2 in the past week, & only 1 was a result of LSD. @Boddingtons Like buttah…salted even. @mikesica That’s plenty of time to prepare my marriage proposal. Thanks for the heads up! Time to try out my new running toy: http://twitgoo.com/1405th @OneFineJay Ain’t nobody satisfies my penchant for masochism like you do. grins By the way @TheCortez, I love that you’ve put me on such interesting lists. They are 100% accurate! @M2pics Isn’t it Show-and-Tell today? C-: I got a really good deal on the Garmin from Buy.com. Check it out! @John_Irvine I’m sure the Fruit-of-the-Loom(TM) factory had a moment of silence for those brave unmentionables. I call dibs on the lead singer from The Script. @SvilleFarmrsMkt Hooked On Phonics didn’t work for me. @boogdogDC You’re welcome! I love Home++ for Android phones. I may marry it. Is that legal in VA? Or AZ? @skunkhair Except for moi; you discreetly DM me all of your sexual propositions. @ImUrCaligirl Thanks, sugar! Sometimes it’s good to take a break…like when you have work to do or something. @boogdogDC @Jamberta Actually @SuDeepe sewed the shiny, metallic vest for me. Girl has got mad Singer skillz. If I worked in a VW Dealership I’d be PunchDubbing my coworkers ALL the time. @beatpunk Big points for you! (RE: Blustery & Pooh) @ELJefe843 @OneFineJay What kind of pity do you feel for someone (like me) who has been subjected to your tweets for MONTHS? SEM/SEO/PPC/SMO…digital marketing is 18 kinds of kinky. @eyephoto85 Overachiever? Pfft. You must have me confused with someone else. @skunkhair I have pirhanas in mine but that’s only when company come over & I wanna get fancy. Someday I hope to add "Former Fashion Model" to my résumé. @ImUrCaligirl I’m not sure, exactly, but I know plenty of people you could ask! @OneFineJay I’ve seen several pieces on that. Some seem to think hurricanes might actually benefit the Gulf. @EvanOdd Oh heck, let’s face it…I’m seethingly jealous of that little Canadian. I’m putting ketchup on my salmon and there’s nothing you can do about it. When making vendor decisions at work, I always opt for the one with the most attractive representatives. @kelkel926 Touché! @DCHotland Aww thanks darlin’! Sometimes when work gets busy I know better than to get on Twitter…at least this Twitter account. @skunkhair Don’t forget to take off the toilet lid & look blankly into the tank. It always puts me in a Zen-like. State. @DCJono P. Domo is angry you would spread such libel and slander and promises to kick your butt good. @boogdogDC @John_Irvine No Samuel Jackson to swear and save the day? What the heck? My mom asks permission to put old pics of me on FB. We’re who we are ‘cuz of where we’ve been. No shame. @SuDeepe While I’m not cool enough to play "Words w/ Friends" on my Droid phone, I CAN play "What the Doodle", so suck it. @beatpunk Hello my newest Facebook friend! @DCbigpappa What else? My sense of entitlement, for instance. @DCJono Whatever. What do you expect to happen when you gang up on somebody? I want a rematch. @boogdogDC RT @sandypants88: My heart will go on is on the radio right now…WTF? // It’s the latest in terrorist tactics. patiently waiting for Whitney Houston to get back on crack and get a Twitter account Overheard at work: "If you’d lay off the Percocet you might be able to remember where you save your documents." @sianyrobinson "Your kiss, your kiss is on my list…" Well, you are anyway, my dear. wink

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