Daily Digest for 2010-06-20

Posted by Richard Mankhey

twitter (feed #3) 11:32pm rmankhey posted 59 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @gaypornfanatic Yes. Just like the family in that "The Hills Have Eyes" movie. @TheCortez
  • @Hot_Pocket I will try to get it on video next time! I won’t be wearing my dancing dress however. It’s at the cleaners.
  • @matthewarchman I do live in Vienna, which is in Fairfax county. I love living close to the metro and running trails.
  • Woman: "Isn’t my daughter adorable?" Me: "Absolutely! She’d look great on a milk carton."
  • @snoopysnowcone Paying someone to do it is also an option…so I’ve heard.
  • @BeachBarista I can just *hear* the hair sprouting on your chest.
  • @slummymummy9 Genius. Why aren’t you running the world yet?
  • Hotel Twitter: You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.
  • @Alisonhatesyou Do they still make that stuff or is it only available in Dollar Stores? #summerseve
  • @RuffBip I like you already!
  • I have one word for you: Asshattery
  • @jemel2 Of course, by ‘boobs’ I mean ‘boobs’. I also mean ‘butt’. @DCdebbie
  • Dear Dad: Even tho’ you read my explicit journal entries & knew I was gay long before I told you, I still love you.
  • @slummymummy9 Are your spawn in on your "fattening up the neighborhood urchins" scheme?
  • I’m addicted to karaoke. There. I said it. Next song…"Fancy" by Reba McEntire.
  • My housemate has a friend sleeping on our couch tonight. Must remember to walk around naked a lot.
  • @DominicScott Promises, promises. @KristiBice
  • @SugarBoobs *smooch*
  • @Big_in_VA Well, at least we’ve got mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice! *clinks glass*
  • RT @edmontongreg: Lawn done, I think I am going to go do my neighbour/fellow firefighter // #prematurelytruncatedtweet
  • @slummymummy9 Or Whiskas(TM) if you’re feeling all fancy.
  • @gaypornfanatic If by ‘fierce’ you mean ‘unfathomably silly’ then you are correct. @TheCortez
  • @DistrictOfAris I’m not pointing the Twink-Finger at anyone. Just trying to be funny. @BeachBarista
  • @Whiskey_Dad Thank you! I’ve been stabbing Twitter with my steely knives but I just can’t kill the beast.
  • @TheCortez In the end it’s all in fun, sistahs! @gaypornfanatic
  • @Boddingtons I grew up on a farm in Kansas. Currently living in Wash DC area. My dad does NOT cook meth (often).
  • @BeachBarista *Favourited* @ELJefe843
  • RT @Charlie_W_: If you screw up my feed by retweeting inane shit over and over I will instantly unfollow you! Ffs! // <—–Does this count?
  • @BeachBarista *giggles* You said ‘mounting’. </immaturity>
  • I had quite an adventure last night & it all started when I sang "Fancy" for karaoke. Thanks, Reba!
  • @slummymummy9 If you’d stop eating that cheap damn dogfood all the time…
  • RT @SuDeepe: So now if you hold a quart of oil to your ear will you hear the ocean?? // <—This is my mom, guys.
  • @KimW16 I disagree. A burn on your booty would be particularly painful.
  • @DCdebbie Ima holler at you because this weather is making my boobs sweat.
  • @chrisbarrondc You’re not officially a senior citizen until you demand a discount on your McDonald’s cone while shaking a cane.
  • @debihope Red or white? Or yellow, considering I’d be exiting the commode?
  • Dear Interwebz: You’ve pretty much sucked half my life away. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
  • @Whiskey_Dad Ha! I love it when you take a funny 2 (or 7) steps further.
  • @Whiskey_Dad *digs in wallet for some singles*
  • @edmontongreg As I said before…you reek of valor.
  • @edmontongreg I have no doubt you are a man of valor. I just like playing with your tweets. #itsnotwhatitsoundslike
  • I love you @debihope and I’m not just saying that…but my fingers are.
  • If you follow me on Twitter and your bio contains the phrase "I love the Jonas brothers" I’m watching you. Closely.
  • I’m sitting next to a dude watching golf in a bar. He’s cheering the golf ball on. Wow.
  • @gaypornfanatic Gurrrrrrl….oh no she dih-ent! @TheCortez
  • @Alisonhatesyou For some reason that makes me think of Summer’s Eve.
  • I would like to request that some fanfare be played the next time I exit the bathroom.
  • Had a nice chat w/ Dad. The usual from him: "Lotsa rain. Cows are fine. The ditchweed is quite lush this year."
  • @LegalMoose Roger, Roger. Step 1: Activate webcam Step 2: Walk around naked.
  • @chrisbarrondc A totally sweet pimp cane with a ridiculously huge gem on top, a platinum tip and a sword inside. Huzzah!
  • @BeachBarista I see what you did there…and I LIKE IT! @districtofaris
  • @RuffBip She did! It was called, simply, "Reba". I only saw a few episodes, but I believe it did well.
  • @Charlie_W_ This girl means business. *golf clap* @DistrictOfAris
  • RT @Chugs07: RT @masonmiller: Happy Sperm Donor Day! // Bwhahaha :) // Hey! My daddy was a sperm donor!
  • @KimW16 Happy Birthday, Mrs. President!!! Ima get some ditchweed from my dad for you.
  • @snoopysnowcone I know, right? You can’t buy love but HJ’s? Hellz to the yeah!
  • @RuffBip Thank you for the ReTweet! Are you a Reba fan, Sir?
  • @RuffBip My pleasure! Welcome to Twitter!
  • @Boddingtons Yes! I spent most of my formative years riding horses, harvesting wheat, tossing hay bales, driving tractors…

Daily Digest for 2010-06-19

Posted by Richard Mankhey

twitter (feed #3) 11:05pm rmankhey posted 77 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • I would rather you kill *me* before I saw this movie: http://twitgoo.com/14a5xj
  • My Zhu Zhu pet is better than your Zhu Zhu pet.
  • Oh @DCBrent…how you make me giggle.
  • What’s a ‘puto’? It’s scrawled on the bench I’m sitting on.
  • …just shamelessly bopping my head to "Vacation" by the Go Gos. That’s all.
  • Oops. I meant to take a picture of my lychee-green tea frozen yogurt but I forgot and ate it too fast.
  • @ChukDC Exactly! The gap is just the right size for my knees. My runner’s thighs? Not so much.
  • @Cumdumpster2000 "Hello botulism, my old friend…"
  • @Rjaxx1 2 of my favorite things.
  • @Rjaxx1 I’m diggin’ your taste in music, Riley.
  • If not for incest, there wouldn’t be anyone to appear on the Jerry Springer Show.
  • @Rjaxx1 I <3 you. Thanks for the ReTweets, stud!
  • @Alisonhatesyou My Zhu Zhu also doubles as a "personal massager". #ifyouknowwhatimean
  • I have to face facts. I will never be a Playboy Bunny.
  • I just happened to catch a glimpse of the Denmark soccer team on TV. They look like a bunch of Ken dolls.
  • If you see a dude out tonight in the DC gay-borhood with a wannabe-beard & a cowboy hat, that’s me. Say ‘hi’.
  • @pjohnson360 Come into my parlor (said the bobalouie to the pjohnson360).
  • @davesilverstone …and I’m 1/2 Scandanavian! Coincidence?
  • @Boddingtons :-D I think that’s a perfect Litmus test!
  • @FHornChickie You are correct!
  • I kind of liked it when Twitter said I only had 1,212 tweets. I felt like less of a loser.
  • I wish I could remember why I’m chewing on these Gingko Biloba leaves.
  • Baseball uniforms are so dang unflattering. Even David Beckham would look frumpy wearing one.
  • I just ate a can of Mixed Vegetables that said "Best if Used By: Jul. 12, 2008". I like to live life dangerously.
  • @ImUrCaligirl Oh snap, girlfriend. Oh. Snap.
  • @kelkel926 Every 4 years apparently. I’ve been schooled. I’m also blushing. You so sweet!
  • Step 1: Fill ale glass with cotton candy Step 2: Fill glass with malt liquor Step 3. Drink Step 4. Check sanity
  • @boogdogDC Our love can’t be denied.
  • @Hot_Pocket They go nicely with my sweaty buttcrack. *wink*
  • @Boddingtons A boy.
  • @edmontongreg It’s a very clever and very entertaining ruse, eh?
  • @JosieDC Of course I’m serious…and don’t call me Shirley. Or Mary for that matter.
  • @Rjaxx1 "Can’t seem to get my mind off of you-ew-ew!"
  • @KimW16 If I had a car I would drive all night.
  • My only vice is the burning desire to own a Bobblehead of myself.
  • @JeremyHawking Some of the sugar from your last tweet is still stuck to your lips.
  • @mikesica I archive all my tweets and FB status updates with a Wordpress ‘Lifestream’ plugin. But sometimes I wish I didn’t.
  • Is this the first year for the World Cup or something? I seriously do not remember this crap last year.
  • The one thing I love about the soccer games are when the camera pans to the coach during an embarassing play.
  • I think I’m in love. Seriously. Is there a test for that so I can be sure?
  • I just learned the word ‘prostidude’ and I can’t *wait* to use it in context!
  • Like a Phoenix rising out of the ash, I’m about to scare the sh*t out of those little kids in the ball pit.
  • @davesilverstone Whatever that ’something’ may have been I think we’ve found something better.
  • @Boddingtons It wasn’t *really* sweet until I dumped a bunch of Runts(TM) into the malt liquor.
  • @Rjaxx1 Riley! I grew up on a farm in Kansas. I partially reserve the right to rock a cowboy hat. Also, oranges don’t grow in Kansas.
  • @Hot_Pocket I almost fell off my bar stool laughing at that.
  • I just bought an electronic item that was super-easy to open. Am I on an episode of "Punk’d"?
  • @KimW16 It is true. It’s one of my mantras. I’m glad you like it.
  • @edmontongreg So not sexy. But then I guess that’s why I watch UFC.
  • I’m completely at a loss as to how some of these twitter-bot-spammers find me. *flips the bird to the bots*
  • @Alisonhatesyou I see your battle armor and raise you a head-mounted napalm blaster.
  • @samirluther As do I. Unfortunately my handwriting is completely illegible.
  • For my next trick I will need a member from the audience. *Your* member in particular, sir.
  • @kelkel926 It’s such a buzzkill, eh?
  • @Rjaxx1 I approve. Two enthusiastic thumbs way up!
  • @Rjaxx1 I had a feeling you’d like that one, Riley. *wink*
  • I just saw someone put something in a mailbox. How quaint!
  • Walkin’ aimlessly around DC…sporting some oh-so-sexy sweat stains on my shirt. Please ladies, one at time.
  • @Boddingtons Absolutely. You can’t make that kind of stuff up. P.S. It’s pretty tasty.
  • RT @Rjaxx1: RT @bobalouie My only vice is the burning desire to own a Bobblehead of my penis. // Hey! I didn’t tweet that!
  • @davesilverstone Wouldn’t we all?
  • @MichaThom I’d much rather imply shit than say it.
  • I just squeezed through a DC Metro turnstyle without paying. Someone call the authorities.
  • @edmontongreg "Gay friendly" is one way of putting it; I know exactly what you mean. I wrestled in high school.
  • @pjohnson360 Only if you’re allergic to spider bites.
  • @boogdogDC Yeah! It just gets stored in a SQL database that I can export into Excel and marvel at my stupidity. @mikesica
  • @mtclmbr1450 That’s exactly what it is!
  • When a heart breaks, it don’t break even.
  • It weirds me out to see clothes on the sidewalk. It’s like "Where’s the streaker?"
  • My first tweet was something about how sucktastic Tallahassee Motel 8’s are…but then that’s just redundant.
  • @Diane_Can It crossed my mind, but then the ramifications of wearing a kilt to a gay bar sounded like too much fun.
  • @DCHotland You liked my Rite-Aid cowboy hat? Xoxoxo @pjohnson360 @lwilcher
  • Okay, show of hands. Who among y’alls first tweet was something like: "Trying out this Twitter thing."
  • @ImUrCaligirl Cowboy boots? Pfft! Those are the equivalent of stilettos!
  • Meet my boyfriend/lover: http://twitgoo.com/14a050
  • @Hot_Pocket Seriously. We should be filming a pr0n together right now.
  • @slummymummy9 It would behoove me to keep my pants on, as I’m going commando.

Daily Digest for 2010-06-18

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 4:11pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard has no interest in seeing Toy Story 3 and in fact, has never even seen the first 2. Commence with the stoning.
twitter (feed #3) 10:34pm rmankhey posted 59 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • The human body is incredible. Do you realize how hard it is to hacksaw it into microwave-sized pieces?
  • @Alisonhatesyou I’m still waiting for you to crawl up my skirt.
  • @John_Irvine You mean you shoot fanny pack wearers? Or do you conceal your gun in your fanny pack?
  • @chrisgeidner Your roommate is a genius! RELATED: WTH happened to Brendan Frasier?
  • @slummymummy9 It was a *very* nice visual. I will draw you a devastatingly handsome picture.
  • SJP eat your horsey heart out: http://twitgoo.com/14441c
  • @JeremyHawking http://flic.kr/p/6DCGTb
  • @Diane_Can I’m playing it safe with some booty shorts on underneath. I’m surrounded by horny housewives. Gotta be careful.
  • @BeeJohnny Heather Grey.
  • Must. Resist. Listening. To. A*Teens….
  • @jesserker Oh. It’s begun. @mikesica
  • …unless I invest in a Taser my colleagues will continue to pester me and prevent productivity.
  • @slummymummy9 Definitey not creepy (if you know what I mean).
  • @boogdogDC :-D @mikesica
  • @atypicalG By the way…you are so much taller than I expected!
  • @mikesica @jesserker JR’s.
  • What’s that movie with the mummy in it?
  • @atypicalG I realize now that I forgot his Twitter handle. How terrible is that?
  • I’m cutting outta work early and ain’t nobody gonna stop me.
  • @boogdogDC You are a such a darling. @JosieDC
  • I have no interest in seeing Toy Story 3. I’ve never even seen the first 2. Go ahead, stone me now.
  • …oh nothing…just sending and receiving racy text messages.
  • @djgordonfan Home++
  • @extraspecial *laughs* I can always count on you to pipe up for my more sadistic tweets.
  • Damn. I’m out of caffeine pills. RELATED: I’m so excited! And I just can’t hide it! I’m so…scared. *sobs*
  • @Rjaxx1 I know this is a little late, but Good Morning to you, sexy!
  • @atypicalG I know, right? The smell of testosterone is intoxicating.
  • @whosthatgirl2 Thank you for the #FollowFriday. You are always making me smile!
  • @Alisonhatesyou Here you go: http://flic.kr/p/6DCGTb Enjoy!
  • Don’t mess with me. I’ve got my power panties on today.
  • @MarioSemiglia It’s not *that* unbelievable, is it? IS IT!?!?
  • @Hot_Pocket I’m not passing judgment on them…I just don’t have any interest. I’m sure they’re most adorable.
  • @JeremyHawking Most likely not. It hasn’t been properly laundered.
  • @matthewarchman When you were 10? WTH kinda music was I listening to when I was 10?
  • There was a time in my life when I enjoyed Schlitz malt liquor, though those days are kinda fuzzy.
  • @Charlie_W_ Give me about 5 hours.
  • @slummymummy9 …and then you’d be sucking it IN the "movie". @Alisonhatesyou @Cumdumpster2000
  • @sianyrobinson That’s my girl!
  • @extraspecial It fits you like a lacy bustier…I mean a glove.
  • @Alisonhatesyou Roses are red, violets are blue. All you tweet about is "butts and poo".
  • @jesserker Bestiality! (Do a deer)
  • @Cumdumpster2000 The former. Bangles-style mummies.
  • @atypicalG It’s good to know I’m not the only ‘mo at that gym. I love the staff. They’re always trying to make me color my hair.
  • I’m showing pictures of me dressed in drag to my co-workers. It’s SUCH a productive day.
  • @amy4669 *giggles* My bark is worse than my bite. Wait…no, I bite much harder than I bark.
  • @jesserker …and it’s a female deer, lesbiana.
  • Note To Self: Dress up as an old woman when at the DMV to be bumped to the front of the line.
  • @slummymummy9 Where would you be exactly? The corner of 5th and U? @Cumdumpster2000 @Alisonhatesyou
  • @atypicalG I know it was you. ;-) I didn’t know you worked out there. You weren’t a creeper at all. It was great to see you!
  • @jesserker *giggles* Your secret is safe with me…until I start drinking that is.
  • @DCBrent I’m glad I’m not the only one.
  • I think my buttcheeks are too far apart to fart an an admirable decibel level.
  • I consider myself relatively self-actualized but fanny packs make even *me* nervous.
  • I’m wearing a kilt to work today. My coworkers are just going to have to like it.
  • Don’t forget to honor your father (and "father figures" *wink wink*) this weekend for Father’s Day!
  • @matthewarchman Thank you for the #FollowFriday love, baldie! *wink*
  • Can someone help me strap on this heart rate monitor band? I’m helpless!
  • @DCToddNow Gym flirting? I recommend hanging in the sauna. Bring Crisco(TM). @Andrew703
  • P. Domo is playing doctor with Ken: http://twitgoo.com/1442za

Daily Digest for 2010-06-17

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 12:17pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard means more to you than handbags & shoes.
twitter (feed #3) 11:49pm rmankhey posted 28 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @ImUrCaligirl LOL. You knew that all along. Don’t fib to make me feel better!
  • @JosieDC Phase 1 has karaoke tonight. I’m throwing down the gauntlet…er…microphone.
  • @EvanOdd Hello. Our names are @DCJono and @bobalouie and we’re karaoke addicts. @DistrictOfAris
  • @Rjaxx1 Then you can be a Super Stalker! @krrptd1
  • @Whiskey_Dad Did you finally chew your ankle bracelet off?
  • A girl just bought me a drink. At Cobalt. Let’s hear it for the girl!
  • @Whiskey_Dad Ladies & Gents, lock up your liquor!
  • RT @DCJono: So @bobalouie and I were just window sat at Annie’s because we’re so hot. // Speak for yourself!
  • I’m just waiting to use the line: "Save your breath; you’ll need it to blow up your date later."
  • If Indiana Jones were here he’d totally whip your ass.
  • I was just trying to text ‘retreat’ & I typed ‘retweet’ instead. I can haz intervenshun?
  • @debihope I look like me! I think…
  • "What’s your Twitter handle?" is the new "What’s your phone number?"
  • @JosieDC This I just gotta hear! As long as it’s not "Friends in Low Places" that is. @mikesica
  • So what’s it like being a virgin at your age?
  • @DupontDan It’s your birthday! Let fall thy chastity belt!
  • @A_Ron_The_DJ *claps hands* Ooh! A ch33zervenshun!
  • RT @SuDeepe: @bobalouie Girls aren’t all bad. // Especially when they’re your mom!
  • @EvanOdd Tough luck, kiddo. You know you can pay for that kinda stuff.
  • So a crown came off while I was eating & I bit down on it and chipped another tooth. How’s that for #FML?
  • @amy4669 @DCBrent @whosthatgirl2 Thank you for the ReTweet!
  • @NathanPayne Well actually *I’m* the one who asks that. Why would I want to date someone who’s not on Twitter?
  • RT @RockstrNinjaGrl: Whenever I hear Firestarter by Prodigy I think of @bobalouie dancin around with glowsticks. // This makes me happy.
  • A dude at my gym recognized me from Twitter and came up to say hi. How sweet!
  • Hello there, Jurassic Park theme song…why are you so firmly lodged in my head?
  • @Emarieg I know right? It works wonders.
  • @kelkel926 I wish I were there too, babycakes!
  • @NathanPayne P.S. Welcome back!

Daily Digest for 2010-06-16

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 4:46pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard is putting ketchup on his salmon and there’s nothing you can do about it.
twitter (feed #3) 11:48pm rmankhey posted 65 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @whosthatgirl2 *giggles* #kahlua
  • If y’all need an umbrella, ella, ella, ella to stand under today you can use mine. It’s big.
  • @DCBrent Using the Hitler car to fight terrorists? It that some kind of irony?
  • RT @unmarketing: Best. Twitter Tips. Ever. http://goo.gl/xCaW by @ChrisBrogan // <—- Read this. Everyone. Seriously.
  • Kate Gosselin is rumored to be getting a dating reality show. 2 Words: 8 kids | 2 More Words: Hell no
  • Thus far at work today I’ve spent 80% of my time in meetings, 10% in the bathroom and 10% tweeting.
  • RT @DCBrent: DOMO is invisible. @DCJono @boogdogDC @bobalouie #parlortricks http://twitpic.com/1xbqy4 // I love it!
  • @Rjaxx1 Do you do that too? I love it. LOVE. IT. @gaypornfanatic
  • @John_Irvine The more important questions is were there any casualties? Please say ‘yes’.
  • @Alisonhatesyou You’re more than welcome. I realize beggars can’t be choosers, but I accept rock hard stools also.
  • RT @petwebdesigner: A miniature pig with red rain boots! (cute pic): http://bit.ly/9s13Fy // This is JUST what I needed! Thanks!
  • @DCBrent As far as making an auto purchase decision goes, I can’t fault his criteria.
  • @Rjaxx1 We ketchup-philes need to stick together. So many don’t understand our ways.
  • I had one of those work dreams where hundreds of poisonous snakes invade the office & I’m tasked w/ catching them.
  • @JeremyHawking Now THAT’S multi-tasking. I can’t stuff my face and tweet at the same time.
  • From here on out I will refer to IE as ‘aieeeee’!!!!
  • @EvanOdd Thanks to you I had a dream about J*stin B*eber. He was working in a Starbucks & he made me some sh*tty coffee.
  • @LegalMoose I can’t swim so I won’t be needing a waterproof Garmin…but as much as I sweat maybe I should reconsider.
  • I’m 6 days into Operation: Grow A Beard. I was going for ’sexy’ but so far all I’ve achieved is ‘mangy’.
  • @OneFineJay I suppose that’s one opinion. @norcross @ryancduff
  • @ELJefe843 NPR told me it was going to be a blustery day today.
  • @whosthatgirl2 Hello sweetie, and thanks for the ReTweet! *smooch*
  • @Jamberta @sudeepe @boogdogdc How about that prom pic? I was a lil’ portly then. http://twitpic.com/1×5nwx
  • @gaypornfanatic I almost bought a shirt that said that one time; I just took a picture instead.
  • The different between Oxycontin and Oxytocin is that Oxytocin is free.
  • @M2pics Here’s hoping you set your sights on a rainbow! I’ve seen 2 in the past week, & only 1 was a result of LSD.
  • @Boddingtons Like buttah…salted even.
  • @mikesica That’s plenty of time to prepare my marriage proposal. Thanks for the heads up!
  • Time to try out my new running toy: http://twitgoo.com/1405th
  • @OneFineJay Ain’t nobody satisfies my penchant for masochism like you do. *grins*
  • By the way @TheCortez, I love that you’ve put me on such interesting lists. They are 100% accurate!
  • @M2pics Isn’t it Show-and-Tell today? C-: I got a really good deal on the Garmin from Buy.com. Check it out!
  • @John_Irvine I’m sure the Fruit-of-the-Loom(TM) factory had a moment of silence for those brave unmentionables.
  • I call dibs on the lead singer from The Script.
  • @SvilleFarmrsMkt Hooked On Phonics didn’t work for me.
  • @boogdogDC You’re welcome! I love Home++ for Android phones. I may marry it. Is that legal in VA? Or AZ?
  • @skunkhair Except for moi; you discreetly DM me all of your sexual propositions.
  • @ImUrCaligirl Thanks, sugar! Sometimes it’s good to take a break…like when you have work to do or something.
  • @boogdogDC @Jamberta Actually @SuDeepe sewed the shiny, metallic vest for me. Girl has got mad Singer skillz.
  • If I worked in a VW Dealership I’d be PunchDubbing my coworkers ALL the time.
  • @beatpunk Big points for you! (RE: Blustery & Pooh) @ELJefe843
  • @OneFineJay What kind of pity do you feel for someone (like me) who has been subjected to your tweets for MONTHS?
  • SEM/SEO/PPC/SMO…digital marketing is 18 kinds of kinky.
  • @eyephoto85 Overachiever? Pfft. You must have me confused with someone else.
  • @skunkhair I have pirhanas in mine but that’s only when company come over & I wanna get fancy.
  • Someday I hope to add "Former Fashion Model" to my résumé.
  • @ImUrCaligirl I’m not sure, exactly, but I know plenty of people you could ask!
  • @OneFineJay I’ve seen several pieces on that. Some seem to think hurricanes might actually benefit the Gulf.
  • @EvanOdd Oh heck, let’s face it…I’m seethingly jealous of that little Canadian.
  • I’m putting ketchup on my salmon and there’s nothing you can do about it.
  • When making vendor decisions at work, I always opt for the one with the most attractive representatives.
  • @kelkel926 Touché!
  • @DCHotland Aww thanks darlin’! Sometimes when work gets busy I know better than to get on Twitter…at least this Twitter account.
  • @skunkhair Don’t forget to take off the toilet lid & look blankly into the tank. It always puts me in a Zen-like. State.
  • @DCJono P. Domo is angry you would spread such libel and slander and promises to kick your butt good. @boogdogDC
  • @John_Irvine No Samuel Jackson to swear and save the day? What the heck?
  • My mom asks permission to put old pics of me on FB. We’re who we are ‘cuz of where we’ve been. No shame. @SuDeepe
  • While I’m not cool enough to play "Words w/ Friends" on my Droid phone, I CAN play "What the Doodle", so suck it.
  • @beatpunk Hello my newest Facebook friend! :-D
  • @DCbigpappa What else? My sense of entitlement, for instance.
  • @DCJono Whatever. What do you expect to happen when you gang up on somebody? I want a rematch. @boogdogDC
  • RT @sandypants88: My heart will go on is on the radio right now…WTF? // It’s the latest in terrorist tactics.
  • *patiently waiting for Whitney Houston to get back on crack and get a Twitter account*
  • Overheard at work: "If you’d lay off the Percocet you might be able to remember where you save your documents."
  • @sianyrobinson "Your kiss, your kiss is on my list…" Well, you are anyway, my dear. *wink*

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