Daily Digest for 2010-03-09

Posted by Richard Mankhey

twitter (feed #3) 8:25am rmankhey posted a tweet on Twitter.
@matthewarchman I think you mean ‘pentagram’. It’s only representative of evil when a star point is aiming downwards.

Daily Digest for 2010-03-08

Posted by Richard Mankhey

twitter (feed #3) 5:28am rmankhey posted 32 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @USFBull82 I can die a happy guy. #redrum
  • @JBizzleRox @USFBull82 You crazy, mayo-loving cats! #meow
  • Molly Ringwald looks coked up.
  • @jonesy77 Bollocks! I was in a ballad-belting mood too!
  • @USFBull82 Ketchup Salad Dressing means running a few extra miles. #itsworthit #highfructosecornsyrup
  • RT @OneFineJay: The best visual effects award goes to the film with the biggest bankroll.
  • RT @MichaThom: @bobalouie the Guy in front of me at the fro yo place got gummie bears, and thought of you. :) // I’m obsessed a ‘lil.
  • I’ll have to see "The New Tenants". #gaypeopledancing
  • @MarkDC :-D Thanks Marky-Mark! It’s weird that we share 25% of our DNA. Poor girl.
  • @A_Ron_The_DJ I hope by ’singular’ you aren’t inferring ’singularity’ and thus ‘black hole’. @jonesy77
  • @MichaThom While you’re at it, ketchup, gummi bears & candy corn! #sugarho @USFBull82
  • @DCBrent I know. I totally Bogarted his tweet. I’m unoriginal like that. @DupontDan
  • RT @DCBrent: Interpretive dance? Are you kidding me?
  • RT @RUFuckinKidinME: @bobalouie Are you fucking kidding me? // Lol. What the effing crap is that about?
  • @USFBull82 Oh you–you complete me, you know. You and ketchup, that is.
  • Cute overload! My new niece Aleigha Evelyn: http://twitgoo.com/jzjt3
  • @Jamberta *giggles* Well we were, but we parted ways an hour ago to catch the Metro n’ stuff. :-) @USFBull82
  • @jonesy77 Are you at Green Lantern tonight?
  • Sandy, the lipstick is luminescent. It’s a good look.
  • @DCBrent We’ll upload them to Xtube. @USFBull82
  • Who’s the most awesomest Oscar watching-partner? @USFBull82 is.
  • Molly Ringwald is also Cleopatra. That is all.
  • @jonesy77 :-D I thought so, Mr. Jones. I will ass-ume from here on out.
  • Who are they? #oscars
  • @DCBrent OMG somebody warn Hollywood! #Carrie
  • The Swedish Fish are getting cranky. Must be bedtime. Good night, y’all!
  • Just watching the Oscars w/ @USFBull82. (@ Crew Club w/ @usfbull82) http://4sq.com/6iu8gE
  • I love the attention, but please don’t boil my bunny.
  • @INAHAM730 I know my drugs. It’s definitely Midol. Coked up on Midol.
  • RT @JBizzleRox: @bobalouie @USFBull82 I have that kinda relationship with mayo. Haha. // Joey loves mayo. How coincidental! #whitestuff
  • The only thing that would make me watch the Oscars is a guaranteed "Carrie" moment.
  • Didja’ll see that? "Twilight" clips rolled during the "horror movie" montage. told ya so.

Daily Digest for 2010-03-07

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 4:35pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard is intoxicated by the smell of Spring in the air.
twitter (feed #3) 11:16pm rmankhey posted 45 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @jesserker Short skirts? Me to! High 5 gurl! @ELJefe843 @DCJono
  • Apparently, girls just wanna have fun. Thank you for that memo.
  • I’m so gonna do a trolley tour of DC today. Why not? I’m downtown with nothing to do.
  • A waitress just told me I had a "juicy butt". I need to wipe more thoroughly next time.
  • @MarioSemiglia Aww, Mario. There’ll be plenty of more gorgeous days just for you. ;-)
  • @Diane_Can Earthquakes?!? Weirdos I can handle, but not those!
  • @DCJason Are you still thinking about doing the Nat’l Hal-Marathon?
  • @DCbigpappa Of course! Cobalt wasn’t the best place for it. *wink*
  • Screw St. Patrick’s Day. IMA get my crunk on for Pi day (3/14).
  • @slummymummy9 He’s just jealous. Come to think of it, so am I. #silpada
  • @Shermin8tor I’d pay money to see you dance around like that. Wait, you’re over 18, right?
  • @chrisbarrondc I think I’ll be good. But I’ll check in with you tomorrow. Lol
  • @chrisbarrondc Ain’t nobody puts the ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunctional’ like family.
  • @JuanluisPG Oh, he’s good-natured about it. He only charges them $15.
  • @MichaThom …and you are crazy! But it’s okay. I still *heart* you.
  • @DCbigpappa I can always count on you for some 80’s lyrics! *hug*
  • Michael the Playbill bartender wants y’all to know the bathroom is for customers only, thank you.
  • @matthewarchman I did, sweetie. I say go for the CVS job and get a boyfriend while you’re at it.
  • @KimW16 Oh snap! It’s just my customary Stride of Pride weekend brunch with beer & philosophical convos with Bartender George.
  • RT @jesserker: it means FREE BALLIN @ELJefe843 & @DCJono we can buy you a kilt/skirt/short-shorts anytime you want. field trip! / I’m down!
  • @SugarBoobs Some swamp ass is hotter than others.
  • @DCJono www.sportkilt.com @jesserker @eljefe843
  • @JuanluisPG I totally agree. I would be wearing flip-flops too, but not until I get a pedi & a fab paint job on my toenails.
  • @JuanluisPG That’s totally acceptable. Okay, so who would YOU throw your panties at?
  • Sex Bomb: http://twitgoo.com/fynb5
  • I have an irrational fear of croutons.
  • @JuanluisPG Whatever form of explosive it may be, isn’t he just dreamy? *throws panties* #tomjones
  • @ELJefe843 Bon giorno, principesa! @chrisbarrondc
  • @extraspecial I’m from Kansas. Bestiality is a way of life.
  • @RocketmanDC Happy Birfday, baby!
  • @DCJason Awesome. I finally signed up yesterday. What’s your qualifying race?
  • I’m fearful the weather will go from pleasant to sweaty butt-crack sweltering before we know it.
  • "I’ll stop the world and melt with you (like the Nazis in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’)"
  • Dear Straight Bartender: Calling me ’sweetie’ will not get you a bigger tip. Wait…yes it will. Love, Richard
  • I love bed head.
  • @KimW16 Good call, sweet-stuff. Just putting the ‘ho’ in the Holy Sabbath.
  • @ELJefe843 Not me. You can only get so naked & still be miserable. @jesserker
  • George the Bartender just referred to 90’s music as ‘retro’ & he’s right.
  • @extraspecial ‘Cuz ya know…people’s feet are so sexy. Gimme more.
  • @jesserker I also have a kilt. #youknowwhatthatmeans @ELJefe843 @DCJono
  • @jesserker You need to teach me how to shop. It makes me break out in hives. @DCJono @eljefe843
  • George the Bartender says his girlfriend just moved to California. Awww. *tear* Time to make my move.
  • I sometimes wish George the Bartender actually charged me for beers because I’ve suddenly lost count…
  • @DCBrent I hate to say it, but it’s true. I’m easy.
  • Tourists in flip flops…I hope the get eaten by an escalator. The tourists–not the flip flops. That’d be cruel.

Daily Digest for 2010-03-06

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 10:19pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard finally signed up for the March 20th Nat’l Half-Marathon and to celebrate, just ran 13 miles in 1 hr 45 min. Hey, you’d be bragging too.
twitter (feed #3) 11:50pm rmankhey posted 62 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • You know that Pink song "Funhouse"? She wrote it about gay bars. #fullofevilclowns
  • @Jamberta Oh honey that is good advice. Where were you last year when I needed you? #istillhavescarsdownthere
  • If there were a screening process for karaoke nobody would ever be able to sing.
  • Guy on the metro was not impressed when I asked to trade shoes. Mine are better than his anyway.
  • @MarioSemiglia I will never learn.
  • Gentleman: Let’s say I want to shave something other than my face. Are 5 blades more effective or more likely to cause massive hemorrhaging?
  • You know your hungry when the sight of a half-eaten wing on the Metro platform makes you salivate.
  • Hmmmm…
  • @MichaThom There are a few Cher look-a-like contests in my past. Plasticine robots in my closet, if you will.
  • @yococomo Unless it’s an ice skating rink.
  • @Jamberta Once. I learned my lesson.
  • @blobbybirdman I’d hit on you in a heartbeat. I’m glad you’re cool about it. We gays have good taste, you know. @WBeditor
  • @boogdogDC If you don’t stop being so amazing ima have to propose ‘n stuff. So quit it. 4 real.
  • #everythingfail
  • @John_Irvine Mmmm….Bollocks….and chips.
  • @jpjaramillo Oh all right then. :-)
  • RT @Jamberta: Me: Do you know your undies are on inside out and backwards? Jamie: Yes I like it this way. @bobalouie // Yer boy has style!
  • @jesserker Oh but it did. I misrepresented myself. My apologies.
  • RT @philo_quotes: Well-ordered self-love is right and natural. ~ Saint Thomas Aquinas // "Self-Love"? Um…
  • @John_Irvine I was considering just using the sharp, glassy edge of a broken wine bottle. #manlymanintights
  • @KimW16 I wasn’t aware of those stickers, but I think the rest of the world *is* more enlightened.
  • @boogdogDC @DCdebbie I hate to intrude…but…why is getting laid so important?
  • @Chugs07 Remind me to send you some of me dressed as Alice in Wonderland from Halloween last year. :-)
  • @ELJefe843 I would if I knew any.
  • @joceffvan I’m in Virginia.
  • @boogdogDC More befudling words have never been spoken.
  • @Jamberta Will do! *smooch*
  • @KimW16 It’s the naming convention for Bible chicks. "Lot’s wife"…"Noah’s wife"…is God misogynistic?
  • @Chugs07 Fake it ‘
  • @jesserker Yep. Much to my chagrin. It happens to the best of us…but I wouldn’t know what that’s like.
  • Bollocks.
  • @KimW16 I may or may not have Bogarted that orphaned, half-eaten wing. #nomnomnom
  • I wonder what the return policy is for a mail-order husband.
  • Noah was the original cat lady.
  • @boogdogDC It’s a little known fact that tildes are an aphrodisiac.
  • @joceffvan You’re half right. *wink* So you’re in the Philippines, right?
  • RT @WBeditor: @bobalouie @blobbybirdman I’m glad you’re cool about it. | Refreshing, isn’t it? // Too refreshing. #ifyouknowwhatimean
  • @bobalouie Thanks, Chad-ster.
  • @John_Irvine Don’t you judge me! #marshamarshamarsha
  • @John_Irvine I was playing stupid. I thought Tom was great, fat suit and all! Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve always crushed on Ben Stiller.
  • @blobbybirdman I would recommend a healthy dose of Cher and some "Will & Grace" & call me in the morning. Or right now. I’m free.
  • I think I got a little sunburned during the almost 2 hours I was outside today. #albinonomore
  • @DCdebbie A-ha. I’m no innocent, but I’m not as adventurous as I wish I were. Sorry. Just curious. @boogdogDC
  • @DCJono She was kinda hot on "Hey Dude" now that you mention it. @John_Irvine
  • @chrisbarrondc Spanks a lot! The best part is I can still walk. Tomorrow might be a different story. :-/
  • @cubby1978 I’m on 4square’s side. @foursquare
  • I’m ever the loser in "Clean Laundry Pile Bingo". My socks never match.
  • When the Metro bus ads are talkin’ ’bout Woodstock (’69) you know it’s time for an upgrade.
  • @John_Irvine Tom Cruise? I thought that was Robert Downey Jr. I get all my Hollywood junkie/crazies mixed up.
  • @boogdogDC Oh lawdy…well that 13 mile run used up about 1,656 calories. I’d say my blood sugar is negative at this point. #grammarpolice
  • @MichaThom Hedgeclippers might be more appropriate.
  • @John_Irvine I’ll lop of his appendages to save on shipping. I’ll pay a "damaged goods fee" but it’ll be worth it.
  • @matthewarchman In love? That’s wonderful! Who’s the lucky guy?
  • @boogdogDC No. It’s from personal experimentation. #ifyouknowwhatimean
  • @Chugs07 *chuckles* Those Brits…always so clever because they’re always so intoxicated.
  • @boogdogDC You’ve got eagle eyes, Boogie. I’ll take your Alphabet Soup advice as long as it comes with apostrophes.
  • So I finally signed up for the March 20th Half-Marathon. To celebrate I just ran 13 miles in 1 hr 45 min. Hey, you’d be bragging too.
  • @Jamberta I’ll be right here waiting for you. Until I see something bright and shiny, then it’s tough luck, sistah!
  • I found some wigs from my drag queen days; I’m having way too much fun trying them on and swishing about. Somebody please stop me.
  • @joceffvan So many personal questions! Let me DM you, darling.
  • @KimW16 I think they do call Mary Magdelene "that one ho" in the King James version.
  • @matthewarchman What are you waiting for? Go get ‘im!

Daily Digest for 2010-03-05

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 6:59pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard secretly dreams of becoming a ninja one day (guess it’s not so secret anymore, is it?).
twitter (feed #3) 9:59pm rmankhey posted 53 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @DCbigpappa Have we had an #80sFriday before? What about a #90sFriday?
  • @John_Irvine You know, as much as ‘American Psycho’ excites me, I would have to go for ‘The Machinist’.
  • We need a catfight between Alanis Morissette and Scarlet Johannson. Get on that, girls.
  • @sianyrobinson That’d be putting the ‘Work’ in ‘Not Safe For Work’, eh?
  • @slummymummy9 @John_Irvine @genstarr <3 <3 <3 I knew I loved y’all before I met you. I mean that.
  • @jesserker Thanks, gorgeous, though I prefer to think of myself as a lukewarm mess. Correct me if I’m wrong.
  • PRO TIP: When creating a password, make it long & hard & easy to remember.
  • RT @slummymummy9: Mini- Tweet Up - http://tumblr.com/xl9730sc5 // I love this. You nailed it perfectly, & I can’t wait to do it again!
  • My phone Twitter app told me it was loading ‘tweets’ but I thought it said ‘tweefs’ & it made me giggle. #easilyamused
  • The only things I can contribute to this conversation are ignorance and apathy.
  • RT @davesilverstone: @bobalouie have you ever thought you twitter too much? // The answer, Dave Marie, is a resounding YES.
  • @chrisbarrondc Exponentially, it would seem. They’re scraping the bottom of the maple syrup pail at this point.
  • @chrisbarrondc Come on over and have some of the Guacamole ones I bought yesterday. I only ate half the can. @DCJono
  • @boogdogDC I prefer to cultivate an air of mystery. Is it working?
  • RT @Jamberta: @bobalouie @MarthaStewart I want a Singer Confidence Sewing Machine! // Me too! Wait, wha…?
  • @DCbigpappa Absolutely! I don’t think I could play favorites with the 80s vs the 90s.
  • @chrisbarrondc For realz. Especially since she’s played God in a movie and Scar-Jo is usually a whiny, primped poutress.
  • @davesilverstone Let me introduce you to my good friend, @Jamberta. I’m reticent by comparison.
  • @jesserker Umm…’tepid’ perhaps?
  • *poof*
  • @chrisbarrondc I find making the decision easy enough….it’s just putting into action I find challenging.
  • @boogdogDC "…a beautiful f***ed up man"?
  • @ELJefe843 Ha! Good morning, hoser.
  • @jonesy77 As I suspected. I will try to stop by…if I make it into the city.
  • @boogdogDC That song made me fall in love with Sarah McLachlan.
  • @chrisbarrondc Pringles are delish but I can resist. Candy corn will be my downfall. @DCJono
  • @Jamberta Too cute! Thanks for letting me know. I won’t enter so that your chances of winning are better. *wink*
  • @jonesy77 Bonjour, Jonesy-pants!
  • @Yidago I saw that tweet first. Step off. @m1key_m00n
  • @chrisbarrondc Physically, fantastic; mentally, detached and contemplative. I think I’m close to an epiphany. How ’bout you?
  • @lwilcher I bet you say that to all the guys.
  • @jonesy77 I can feel something electric in the air. Something exciting, indeed. Doing anything special tonight?
  • RT @jonesy77: Severe Tourist Warning from the National Tourist Alert Center: http://wp.me/pLM4D-co // LOL. I wish it were a joke.
  • Where I come from, the word ’season’ behind anything means you can shoot it. #touristseason #shoottokill
  • @jesserker Kinda like you, babycakes. #toocuteforwords
  • Dear Colleagues: Meetings are pointless. We’d accomplish more playing naked leapfrog. Love, Richard
  • Choose Your Own Adventure: http://i.imgur.com/wIXWX.png
  • @DCJono @chrisbarrondc I want blood.
  • RT @g3rd80: @Chugs07 http://wtfjeans.com/ @wtfjeans // Those are cute but(t) I doubt I could find a pair that would accommodate my booty.
  • @John_Irvine Yep. Thin-as-a-rail-Bale. I’m probably just envious.
  • Yabba Dabba Do! I’m so gone. BBL
  • @jesserker http://bit.ly/bpq45w
  • @DCbigpappa "…and every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back I hope you feel it. Well can you feel it?!"
  • @jesserker I have to admit, he is the Leader in his field in that department. @DrGatewood
  • A constant source of tweetspiration (the voices…): http://twitgoo.com/ftqb6
  • @chrisbarrondc Now you know another one of my secrets. #candycorn @DCJono
  • I should be getting ready for work, but look! A unicorn: http://twitgoo.com/fta51
  • If you think less of me because I once found Mel Gibson somewhat yummy, well then screw you too.
  • @chrisbarrondc Here here! As far as Quality Control on Canadian exports goes, who let Justin Beiber out anyway?
  • @ELJefe843 Bootylicious! How be you?
  • Metro Bus Game #46: Everytime the bus curb-checks, consume 1 fl oz of alcohol.
  • What’s that noise? *perks up ears* Oh! It’s the Peanut Gallery! @DrGatewood @jesserker
  • @DCJono Well, @John_Irvine tells me that, in general, gay men love ketchup. Intriguing insight, no? @chrisbarrondc

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