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Daily Digest for 2009-11-30

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	4:38pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard contains 0% juice. UNRELATED: He has a "phone" again (old Razr) until he can decide between replacing the BlackBerry or getting the Droid. Decisions, decisions.
	11:34pm	rmankhey posted 39 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @ScottinStep or anyone who might know…do you know what time #Showtunes @ JR’s starts tonight? @newbad Hells to the yeah! I’ll even break out the "Truffle Shuffle" if you’re good. @slummymummy9 Free porn? I’m sold! *Presses Big Red Button* "That was easy!" I found a set of old skool Sharpies in the office supply closet. They smell good. Monday just got 100% better. ‘Buttload’. *giggles and snorts slightly* @declutteryou || @MichaThom I know right? You’re better at it…you’ve had more practice. *wink* @kimberly627530 "It’s the most wonderful time…OF THE YEAR!!!" @newbad You rang? Pimp Momma? Pro Tip: #Bored? Go to www.YouTube.com and search for "hot tranny mess". @MichaThom Suh-weet! Thanks, dude! I feel like belting a few out tonight and wanted to make sure I wasn’t tardy for the party. #lol @Ryan_Please @ScottinStep Yo! How’s it hangin’? I was pretending to be busy all weekend. Was the ruse successful? Yabba-Dabba Do! Time to blow this pop-stand, catch the bus, and…figure out the rest later. All I want for Christmas is to get this electronic ankle bracelet off… @Ryan_Please Awww! I feel the lurve. What a great way to start the week! @slummymummy9 Your opinion means a buttload to me. I just wanted to see if there was anyone who’s actually used the Sony versions. @Ryan_Please Don’t you want the ball gag back? @newbad: Aren’t they dishwasher safe? Listening to the Merchandising Department girls chatter is like watching Telemundo. I’m spiking the water cooler with Valium tomorrow. @Ryan_Please …another name could be "Everything @Ryan_Please Tweets Makes Me Feel Funny." @Ryan_Please Or DO! It’s made of 3% Awesome. I know because I checked the tag. @MichaThom Lol. Why yes they are! On a chilly night like this it’s good to protect our important bits and pieces from frostbite. My underwear are too tight; I am getting lightheaded. @JBizzleRox Nice rainbow on that thar profile pic of yours. @declutteryou I was hoping you would say something like, #NoWireHangers!!!! @Ryan_Please I’m macking on your lady @newbad because she’s totally gorg. #duh #GimpSuitIsInTheWashingMachine @newbad I spent my weekend earnings to get my hair and nails did. Whatchoo gonna do about it? @Jamberta Fake it ’til you make it, babe. I’ve pretended my IQ all the way up to 23 so far! RT @Ryan_Please: Ps, follow @newbad… || I already IS!!! Where’s my Santa hat? It’s time for my 4 mile run and it’s COLD outside…speaking of #shrinkage… @Ryan_Please @ScottinStep Did I miss anything riveting, scandalous, nauseating or otherwise NSFL? Does anyone own an e-reader like the "Kindle" or the Sony "Digital Reader Touch Edition" (PRS600RC)? I’m trying to decide between the two. @Ryan_Please @ScottinStep Don’t make me take off my shoe. @newbad Oh, all right. *sighs exasperatedly* May I request the yummy multicolored pastel marshmallows? @newbad You don’t want to be damaging the merchandise, now do you? Don’t you know quality bootay when you see it? @Ryan_Please #SHRINKAGE!!! RT @aroscigno: Ahhh fingers crossed for me people! And a few toes wouldn’t hurt either! || All that and more! Good luck, chica!! @newbad Here! @slummymummy9 I’m guessing they’re probably not hers. She’s just a dog walker. Methinks "Twitter" should be renamed "Inner Monologue Unleashed on an Unsuspecting Populace". I’m looking at YOU, @Ryan_Please.

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Monday, November 30th, 2009

Daily Digest for 2009-11-29

Posted by Richard Mankhey

1:56am

rmankhey posted 6 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) Your Mom #rejectedreindeer RT @Ryan_Please: Shut Your Whore Mouth #rejectedreindeer RT @Ryan_Please: @ScottinStep @bobalouie np if you put up with him then you MUST be good people… || Awwwww *feels the love* Dinner #rejectedreindeer RT @Ryan_Please: @bobalouie #rejectedreindeer || Double LOL. I have a phone again…if you could call it that. It’s a 3 year old Razr and the battery lasts about that many seconds.

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Sunday, November 29th, 2009

Daily Digest for 2009-11-28

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	12:27am	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is shivering on the Metro platform & waiting for a downtown train. Will he see you tonight?
	7:39am	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is chasing the last train but it’s too late.
	8:42am	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard was…embarassingly enough…mugged on the Metro ride home tonight and no longer has a cell phone or blue sparkly wallet. He’ll be getting back in touch as soon as he can and apologizes for any inconvenience.
	7:09pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is kind of enjoying not having a cell phone. RELATED: That screeching sound was his social life coming to a dead stop.
	10:40pm	rmankhey posted 114 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @ScottinStep That sounds much tastier than Cobalt! @ScottinStep Yeah, it happened on the Metro ride home last night. Oh you saw. @Ryan_Please @newbad will be upset she’s been replaced. @MichaThom She barely has enough brain cells to handle functional breathing. We need not fear #ParisHilton ever acting mature. RT @ScottinStep: @ScottinStep I do luv you || I’m sure you do! RT @Ryan_Please: @bobalouie I really don’t see you being the little woman having type… Ifyouknowwhatimean || #WhyYesIDo I’m wearing wool socks. It’s like I stepped in a puddle of sheep. @Ryan_Please Now THAT would be a commercial I’d like to see. I wonder who’d be the #catcher and who’d be the #pitcher #MacVSPC I’ve started wearing my shirts inside-out for no other reason than I hate washing them and they’re covered with food dribbles. RT @leftrightclick: Is it me, or has Garfield stopped eating lasagna in comics lately? blasphemy! || The tone is all off. I blame Arlene!! @Ryan_Please It could be. Maybe that was Whitney’s excuse: "I thought it was Diurex, I swears!" @Ryan_Please @kimberly627530 I’m with kimberly on the "No Yo Gabba Gabba" thing. @newbad Be flattered. Be very, very flattered (& perhaps a touch afraid). @Ryan_Please You’re welcome. #Ingrate @Ryan_Please TMI! TMI! Oh wait…you said "stars". My bad. @whymommy Holy crap, really? Was he the guy with the money symbol suit? Kinda Bill Nye-ish? @Jamberta You’re already on top of it! DC isn’t that bad. I don’t know if I could live in NE again. How’s Omaha these days? I’m trying to clean closets and finding it’s hard to throw #crap out. I mean I might wear these pleather pants someday! #PackRat @ScottInStep So I’ll see you shortly? You’ll recognize me; I’m wearing the same thing I was yesterday. RT @skunkhair: Joke: what does a gay horse eat? Punchline: Heeeyyyyy! (it’s better if you hear it, SHUT UP, it’s funny!) || 1 of my faves!! RT @Ryan_Please: So this is cybering? Boring! || Some assembly and manual stimulation required. @Ryan_Please I hid your meds because without a cell phone I needed some entertainment. @slummymummy9 I know right? He’s kinda phenomenal. I couldn’t find a stocking hat to warm my ears on my run tonight so I wore my Santa hat. I’ve never had so many peeps wanna sit in my lap! RT @Ryan_Please: RT @bobalouie: Better yet, a pile of sheep. #nocontext || omg you mind-reader. I thought this as soon as I tweeted it. Lol @SuDeepe Mom, I’ve had plenty of noms today. I’ll be able to maintain an adequate body temperature in whatever alley I sleep in. @Ryan_Please No; I’m a standard-issue ho & a skilled pickpocket. The John’s don’t know they’re paying that extra $10. @ScottinStep I knew you’d appreciate those. @skunkhair Breathe. Find your center. We can figure this out. Are you immobilized somehow? Restrained? Forget your safe word? Okay, where the heck did this bra come from? RELATED: It fits perfectly! @skunkhair Hello, Kristine. Nice to meet you. Now get off my street corner, and don’t MAKE me take off my shoe! @ScottinStep Wherever did you get your Twitter handle, my dear? @Ryan_Please I have some unclean unmentionables I need the little woman to wash. I also need a little woman. @Beadinbabe They are comfy! & so appropriate for the "harsh" DC winters when bar-hopping. @ScottinStep I’m on 8th & O across from EFN lounge. I stopped by to say hi to a coworker, her hot husband & her adorable little girl Parker. @Ryan_Please oiVnhjo a8a09 4ut [p0=h=98+*8098 90NHFG (Sez you!) @kimberly627530 Sounds like OCD to me! You better get his head shocked a few times just in case. RT @ScottinStep: @bobalouie - is this your new approach for your work: http://bit.ly/8T22PY || That's HILARIOUS! "Find Love @ Hair Cuttery!" @kimberly627530 You are off the hook. For real. #GetBackOnThatHook @kimberly627530 You just reminded me I will know I've met my soulmate when I hear them use the phrase "Bitch, please." Oh hai kimberly. @kimberly627530 I don't have enough friends to #StalkerSaturday with you. I think most of them are hoochiebots (no offense @ScottInStep). @Ryan_Please You so crazy! @Jamberta Yes, I'm sorry if I scared you. I'm okay. It was 3 kids with knives and they got by BlackBerry and blue sparkly wallet. @Jamberta It was on the train; it was empty and just stopping at a station and I just gave it to them and got off the train. #FF @declutteryou If you want to streamline your life @ work & play check this guy out. I'm not as hot a mess as I used to be thanks to him. @ScottinStep I actually have a #fabulous red, sparkly wallet (Hello, Dorothy!) as a backup. RT @MichaThom: @bobalouie that's hot || *guiltily ROFLing* I say that all the time. @skunkhair @Ryan_Please I don't know what all the fuss is aboot. I'm still running Windows 95. Whatever happened to #ParisHilton? Is she dead? I'm so bad at that "Celebrity: Alive or Dead?" game. @declutteryou Oh and I have LOTS of wire hangers. What do I do with those? @slummymummy9 If you're also having diarrhea I recommend some Pepto but only if you do the #PeptoDance. @Ryan_Please Natch, natch!! *giggles* @Ryan_Please @kimberly627530 So who held ya'll down and made you have babies, anyway? Hmmmmm??? #Breeders @kimberly627530 Heck yeah! You'll have to educate me on the art of Saturday Stalking. I'm a #noob. @Ryan_Please I'm method acting. I love the whole "Oh Snap. I'm trapped in DC on a freakin' cold night. No where to sleep...yet. Now what?" @Ryan_Please I know that's right! @Ryan_Please @skunkhair Windows 98?! #SayItAintSo My workplace is still using #LotusNotes. #ITFail Looking for that #MustHaveGift this holiday season? Robotic Hamsters are all the rage: http://bit.ly/4tdkZS #IHaveToHaveIt RT @poetruberson: ppl shld not get mugged. william beckett is pretty. escapism is addicting. thr shld B charitable massage organizations. I'm whiling away my Saturday scanning some of the bajillion photos I have from college/high school. #NSFW #OMG #WTF #BEER @Ryan_Please The reindeer aren't housetrained yet. @kimberly627530 @slummymummy9 My mom used to hold my tongue down with a spoon and throw pills in my mouth. She coulda hid 'em in pudding... @ScottinStep Oh, and I already have a pair of sparkly red shoes (image): http://bit.ly/8JWHps #GratuitousMaleLegInHeels @Jamberta Is he a masseuse in training? Does the young Padowan show promise? I must run to the Verizon Store (literally) to see if they can activate a #ghetto Razr phone for me. I need to be connected! I hate it when I'm bloated because I never know why. Is it the high-salt diet? Thanksgiving dinner? Crack-cocaine? @Jamberta I question your minis' music taste. Have you been letting them interact with homosexuals? @MichaThom I know, right? I'll just have to go #nekkid when I dirty up the insides of my clothes too. #Shrinkage @ScottinStep My BlackBerry got stolen last night on the Metro at the same time I got mugged. #Bummer @kimberly627530 Or "special" people. @Ryan_Please *ahem* #ShortBusSpecial @Ryan_Please I usually charge $30 but yeah, the typical fee is $20. @Jamberta I'm more pissed about losing the cool wallet; oh and having no phone kind of blows goats. Better yet, a pile of sheep. @Ryan_Please Peace out! Tell #yomamma I asked how she durrin'! @kimberly627530 Only if you're the one holding the broom. [P.S. I <3 you, too.] Now comes my favorite part of folding laundry: Separating #Underwear from the #Funderwear. Is it true that you can sell anything to men by adding #bacon to it? Exihbit A (image): http://bit.ly/5jUwtj I love #PaulaCole @ScottInStep tells me she’s got a new album dropping soon. I haven’t Googled to confirm this but he’s pretty reliable! @ScottinStep It’s my pleasure to help grace the Interwebz with videos of you in #action. @Ryan_Please Okay, you got me. I’m a mild-mannered web geek by day…#TrannyHooker by night. Call me "Bubbles". I’m on my way to Bear Happy Hour @ EFN lounge. I hope @ScottInStep is still there. He owes me a cocktail or three. RT @Ryan_Please: Yah know, it’s really hard to find clothes that flatter my ambiguous genitalia… || I smell a STAR!! @ScottinStep P.S. We’re @ 69% of the way to upload completion! I would really like to know how these 7 M & M’s survived the rinse cycle. #OmNomNom @ScottinStep Sweet! I have, literally, hundreds of photos from high school and college. That’d be awesome of @declutteryou. @Jamberta Yeah, I’m like I’ll just find a random stranger and ask to borrow their phone to call you. Wait, aren’t all strangers random? @Ryan_Please If it look like a ho…if it act like a ho…if it smell like a ho what you think it is? @ScottinStep @cubby1978 I’m fine, thx. Three guys just got my wallet and phone and I reported it and all. @skunkhair @Ryan_Please If all you need is sheep to be interesting I’ve been interesting since I was 7 (oh yes, please ask). RT @Jamberta: @bobalouie That reminds me! I wanted to listen to that Kelly Clarkson song. || Love me some #KellyClarkson @Ryan_Please @bobalouie @kimberly627530 @slummymummy9 No I just had a hair trigger gag reflex. Thank goodness I got over THAT! @Ryan_Please & if you want to find out YOUR #TrannyHooker name, use this name generator: http://bit.ly/92wcTf #YouKnowYouWantTo @kimberly627530 I’m with you! While we’re at it, let’s do a little #PedestrianScreaming ! @kimberly627530 Rofl! I hear you! I haven’t been able to watch it since I saw Elijah Wood singing about some sort of bodily function. @Ryan_Please @newbad Oh, I know what you mean; wait…no I don’t think I do. Unless it involves duct tape. @kimberly627530 Well how VERY DARE YOU cut Dora off so abruptly! The moon is really pretty tonight. You can pull your pants back up now, @Ryan_Please. Why did I just @ myself? #TwitterFail @Jamberta LMAO Too much booty; not enough undie to fit the booty in. Who doesn’t have that problem (besides my friend Joy)? @declutteryou I need some advice. What’s a good criteria for Keeping vs. Divesting Oneself of clothes when cleaning a closet? @ScottinStep Green Lantern was tragic but thanks for going with me last night. Did you end up at Cobalt? @ScottinStep I knew there were services, but I didn’t know they were THAT cheap. Hmm…well it’s a cathartic experience. RT @Ryan_Please: @bobalouie honestly, PC seams a bit more like a bottom…Just ssyin’ || #YouReadMyMindYouBeastYou @Jamberta Do you use BlackBerry Desktop to backup your device? Or Google Sync? It will put all your addresses in your Google Contacts. @Jamberta Kearney? Really? Well…if there aren’t at least 2 gay bars within city limits I think I’d have to say no. @kimberly627530 That sounds poetic and Norman Rockwellish. Wait, where’s the sarcasm and acerbic wit and profanity? I have a song I want and the #Interwebz are being c*nty and not letting me illegally locate and download it. @ScottinStep See how addicted I am to Dollar Store wallets:: http://bit.ly/5Pfcaw @newbad Man, you’re getting jipped! You could totally rock that pole (no, Ryan_Please not *that* pole)! RT @Ryan_Please: #stalkersaturday @bobalouie, my Internet boyfriend. || <3 <3 <3 Star Star Star @Ryan_Please They are my prime suspects right now, however I’ve never seen one in the wild. I’ve just heard about them from @ScottinStep. I’m chasing the last train, but it’s too late. @Jamberta @SuDeepe thinks they took the phone so I couldn’t call the police & they tossed it. Even so I won’t get it back until Monday.

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Saturday, November 28th, 2009

Daily Digest for 2009-11-27

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	1:31pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is completely thrown off by a day of gluttony then going back to work the next day. #discombobulation.
	11:54pm	rmankhey posted 79 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) I need to have "T.M.I." Tattooed on my forehead. Better yet, just plain ol’ "PERV". @skunkhair Mex-illent. By then I’ll have collected enough pity to give it back to you who are more deserving; I don’t deal w/ customers. Speaking of cool ‘rents, #FF @skunkhair [His pics are known to be full of #Cute] Despite the wonderful day yesterday I’m in a c*nty mood. It’s like drinking…holidays make me belligerent. @SuDeepe I know right? I picked a bad day to become a skinhead! I think I need to change my Twitter profile pic. It’s sending the wrong message. @kimberly627530 I grew up on a farm, so the allure and pheremones of an electric one are wasted on me. In fact they make me nauseous. Lol. WTF? #TwitterFail @kimberly627530 Right on! Without the smell of hot farm hands and cow poo ‘m not buying it. The farm that is. My mom @SuDeepe is obsessed. RT @FROmami: Is in walmart w/ a bunch of rude and screaming peoPle! If this is what hell is like then i am keeping my life Straight @poetruberson Oooh. Definitely Bejeweled for me! I *LURVE* that game. RT @ScottinStep: I’m thinking @michaelwhitedc & @cubby1978 might be staying in bed together #badcubby #scandal || Lol. RT @longyear: Just broke up a fist fight at walmart. Merry Christmas @Jamberta I think if ‘gay’ is a result of genetics it’s due to an underexpression of the NASCAR and BEER-loving genes. @Ryan_Please Charmed, I’m sure. @Jamberta Precisely. Fashion-sense or lack of it is an unreliable criteria for sexual orientation. Case in point: I’m fashion-unconscious. Is anyone else embarrassed by their belly-button lint? Maybe I’m overly sensitive. At least it’s blue. #FavoriteColor I am not wearing enough clothes to be standing @ this #busstop @kimberly627530 @Ryan_Please Me too! *shivers* From Scott Ott RE: State Dinner Party Crashers: "VP Biden was in no danger & was in fact only made aware of his attendance the next day." Someone on this Metro train smells like cat litter & it aint me!! RT @MattEivins: Walmart 5am this is nuts! Mankind at his finest. RT @TevinDaKrazyMan: WalMart aint been this packed since Hurricane Katrina #BlackFriday shopping? Print your $5 off coupon good on product purchase over $20 @ Hair Cuttery: http://bit.ly/HCBlackFridayCoupon @Jamberta I know, right? Tell your minis to suck it up! RT @scday: Walmart is God’s answer to a prayer for patience. I found a Jean Paul Gaultier "Le Male" cologne sample in a magazine. It reminds me of an xboyfriend. I’m still picking paper outta my teeth. Adobe Premiere Pro, you have just been pwned! @Jamberta Was I in it? That would explain the weirdness factor. @ScottinStep I’ll setup a file share when I get home from work. It’s still encoding but I’ll be sure to get it to you soon. "-) Today is my 91st day of employment with my "new" company!!! I’m a real boy (employee) now! Where is everyone? Shopping? Sleeping? Making LOLcats? I’m on my way to work. Pity me. #FF @newbad @Ryan_Please [The Dymanic Duo]; See what I did there? Oops. I hate it what I get my alter egos confused. @Ryan_Please What’s a mulligan? #igannunt @kimberly627530 RT @SuDeepe: @bobalouie nite nite love you B-) || G.Night Mommy-pants! Love ya like a heck! @slummymummy9 I’m sorry. I was cursed at birth to spread despair, despondence and ennui everywhere I go (and tweet). But you ARE a cool mom! @ScottinStep What’s BHH? #FF @Jamberta @kimberly627530 @slummymummy9 [If my mom weren't so cool I'd be the spawn of these ladies ANYDAY]. RT @Ryan_Please: @bobalouie *shows both hands, raises @newbad’s hand* || Ha! Ha Ha! @ScottinStep Than you for spelling it out for me. I am bear of very little brain. Oh snap! @Ryan_Please I got something all right…it’s itchy and I think I need to see my doctor about it. @ScottinStep Yes! It was a simple Export Setting change. The audio was set to encode as Stereo but it was only a Mono input. Show of hands…who has more junk in the trunk than they know what to do with it? @USFBull82 Dude!! Donde estas?? I’m getting concerned. Don’t make me call a search party! @Jamberta Hellz to the no! Nathan is my dad’s sister’s gay ex-husband’s son (I think). He could loosely be called my cousin…or just loose. I love the smell of hot, rotating sausage in the morning. #foodporn @Ryan_Please @newbad <3 The date was great! Everything went according to plan (if you know what I mean). @newbad I agree! Having grown up between the bosoms of the East & West coasts I’m equal opportunity…uh…bosom! @ScottinStep Go for it, Mr. Clean! @Jamberta Oh, do tell! @kimberly627530 I envy that coffee table. It’s #JamesBluntDay on the sound system in the Cafe on the 1st floor of my office building. #TGIF @SuDeepe Ew! Gross! Merlin smells like a cat lady? #NoWonderHeIsSingle @ScottinStep Thanks! It’s convenient to have a salon and a colleague who’s a former stylist in my office building. RT @kelseymaemae: @ walmart about to fight for a cabbage patch doll for my niece, now that’s love @Ryan_Please Isn’t it too late to go Black Friday Shopping? Unrelated: I totally forgot it was Friday! @Jamberta Are 4 real? Brooks & Dunn? & you freely admit it? #YouHaveNoShame So I got a new haircut today: http://bit.ly/8GNSJS [BEFORE] http://bit.ly/7fouDb [AFTER 1] http://bit.ly/7DMXZF [AFTER2] Thoughts? @kimberly627530 Awwww! <3 <3 <3 (They look like butts, but they’re hearts, I swear!) @Ryan_Please you’re welcome! RT @flyGiRLgiggles: Too Much Confusion On #blackfriday ; I Mite Kill A Bitch So Let Me Stay My Ass Home. @newbad Wow really? How’d that happen? I’m a #starnoob. @newbad I like your attitude; it’s hard to be chipper when you’re a stripper. @Ryan_Please *Dons cape and form-fitting tights* Help is on the way! @Jamberta *wink* No problemo! @kimberly627530 But of course! I know you might think I #FFed you cuz you did it first and you’d be right! But I was gonna do it anyway! @kimberly627530 Not safe to drive? Are there rogue Yeti afoot in your area? @kimberly627530 I used to be a boy like that. Now, I ain’t afraid of no ghosts (or freeways, or Yeti but tranny hookers freak me out a lil). @Ryan_Please @kimberly627530 No silly! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goosebumps RT @makingsofme25: hey they got the snuggie in walmart for 14 bucks! lol RT @kimberly627530: @bobalouie Um. Yes? || Sorry. My pinkie slipped and hit the ENTER key too quickly. #FineMotorSkillFail RT @Ryan_Please: My kids are as bad as my spelling… || Could you use them in a sentence please? @Ryan_Please @kimberly627530 Isn’t that R. L. Stine? LUNCH TIME! Nebraska Hash here I come! BBL. @newbad Oh that’s right! #DangWestCoasters Still at work. Woe is me. Are there any Twitter games we can play? My Ticketmaster "TicketAlert" e-mail is stuffed full of boring bands I’ve never heard of. I need to see a concert. Anyone see one lately?

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Friday, November 27th, 2009

Daily Digest for 2009-11-26

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	12:57am	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard has a crush on you.
	1:23pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is thankful to have so many things to be thankful for.
	1:35pm	rmankhey posted 39 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) Happy #DiaDelPavo, everyone (just those on Twitter, though cuz how else would they see this?)! @ScottinStep That’s great! I’m glad he can get his phone back. That’s nice of whomever found it. Whoever? I suck at verbing nouns. I’m so horny. The guy I’m meeting for drinks better be worth not whacking off all day. That presumes I’m sleeping with him. I probably will. @newbad Why thank you! A friend snapped that after I ran my first 10K 2 weeks ago. I shoulda been a cheerleader! Looks like we don’t have to buy the turkey after all! http://pic.gd/b9134f RT @Ryan_Please: @bobalouie Cancer. || That explains a lot. @Jamberta Thanks, babe! It’s all in the legs, though I guess the fake boobs didn’t hurt. @Jamberta I’d say that was probably one of the 3% of Tweets that is actually relevant, then. Lol. RT @amyrhoda: I got my new computer! I got my new computer! || Woot-ercopter!!! What a beautiful, crisp slightly foggy day it is in DC! #WOS @Ryan_Please Well…it’s not your birfday. I’m going offline to meet a mystery man in a dark alley in DC. I like to live dangerously. BBL! @ScottinStep Oh good timing! Had I known you had another VIP ticket I wouldn’t have sought alternative entertainments. @Jamberta Me too! My metabolism is such I never get hangovers. It’s my X-men talent. I’ll trade it for Invisibility. @Jamberta I was joking. The only bagging I did was in the Nursing Home across from the high school. I’m #thankful for awesome who invite me to their family T-Day get togethers; & I thought Wild Turkey was all I was gonna have tomorrow! @SuDeepe What do I need to explain? How I have to sell my body to afford plane tickets to Nebraska? @newbad I know, right? What a baxter. It’s okay. I’ll get over it eventually. @Jamberta Only *one* item per customer? That’s awful thrifty of them. There are rumors going around the Interwebz that I am a man. I would like to confirm that they are all true. @SuDeepe Sure, I’ll be home for Christmas! You know my address. I’ll be watching for the plane tickets in the mail. @Ryan_Please Are you a Cancer or a Leo? @ScottinStep Lol. Did you know you can ‘Twitpic’ video? #scandalous Why does everyone seeem to be obsessed with age in relationships? Being 29 or 41 doesn’t make someone sexy….being sexy makes you sexy! RT @Jamberta: What time does the parade start? || Not sure. I always forget about the parade. I’m joining my mystery date of the night shortly. I musn’t be rude & Tweet during out rendezvous…unless he’s lame. BBL! @Ryan_Please @newbad Good advice! Luckily I was a grocery bag boy in high school! @ScottinStep What do real housewives look like? All Botox & bones? Does anyone else find it kind of sad that our Tweets disappear after 9 days? Does anyone archive theirs? @Ryan_Please Awwww! Well from the sound of it you’re trying to get the baster some attention. Lol. @Ryan_Please you only have one to worry about? Oy. @Jamberta Richard Dreyfuss isn’t looking the best either but heck, it’s not like we’re trying to seduce them. @ScottinStep I heard from a friend who went that said it was a "TOTAL DISASTER". I’m glad you didn’t pay for your ticket. U get Crack pizza? RT @Ryan_Please: @bobalouie like kids, I favor one over the other(s)… @SuDeepe Mom, you told me I should do whatever makes me happy and suddenly I can’t sell my body for $$$? @Ryan_Please I hear from @newbad that you like dropping the soap. #Facebook ads keep insisting I need to shave my back and get a boyfriend…not necessarily in that order. @Ryan_Please Yes, I am! You’re contagious! @Ryan_Please But not before you dropped the soap a few times, I’ll wager.

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