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Daily Digest for 2010-01-31

Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:23pm

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Daily Digest for 2010-01-30

Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:59pm

rmankhey posted 37 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)

Headed to Bourbon St. I should take out cash now while I still remember my PIN number.
http://twitgoo.com/conih
It’s chilly in Britney’s home state. I’m looking at palm trees and I can’t feel my scrotum.
@JeremyHawking New avatar! Nice. How can sugar hurt your tummy?
@kelkel926 It’s the witching hour, I guess. Speaking of witching, should I go get a Voodoo reading or something?
@KPCK I have no control when it comes to candy corn. RELATED: I weigh 400 pounds.
It’s 4:23 in the morning. Do you know where your alcoholic slurpees and pizza are? Oh! I’m eating them! @USFBull82
Fried Green Tomatoes. http://twitgoo.com/colzq
Over the teeth and past the gums, look out liver here it comes! #neworleans @USFBull82
@snoopysnowcone lol. Slippery when wet and hot when humid!
It’s true! http://twitgoo.com/cp5cj
Ooh la la. http://twitgoo.com/cp9b4
I just bought a 2010 calendar. So what if it came with a Playgirl magazine? Bonus!
@SuDeepe I coulda sworn I told you I put 4 days of debauchery on my social calendar…speaking of COPS, New Orleans is crawling with them.
"I wish I liked cocaine. No wait; that’s a bad statement." @USFBull82 #whathappensinneworleans
The bathroom wall told me 867-5309 is 2000 and late. 833-9904 is the new black.
Liquor store detour.
I love New Orleans. It’s so alive! By alive I mean noisy, drunken and debaucherous.
Limo acquired and on the way to the hotel blasting Ke$ha’s ‘Tik Tik’. How appropriate.
@SuDeepe I’m in New Orleans Mom, get with the program!
Beggin’ for beads. http://twitgoo.com/copqv
@DCbigpappa Then back to Oz then another bar and somehow I ended up with my own beads and then we watched the sun rise. Good times.
@DCBrent No, the latest edition with the "50 Hottest student ‘bodies’ of All Time".
I did not plan on humidity. #humidityandcurlyhairdontmix http://twitgoo.com/cnxck
This shirt is only slightly inappropriate. http://twitgoo.com/cpbn8
@JuanluisPG Cheers indeed! A limo calls for champagne!
The two food groups. http://twitgoo.com/cpblv
Funny cuz it’s true? http://twitgoo.com/cpxts
It’s one of Newton’s Laws. http://twitgoo.com/cp09c
@actorgreg Yes! One of my favorites! My mom looks like Kathy Bates I think. Right @SuDeepe ?
Unsheath thy teats!!! #neworleans
That’s what you get for waking up in New Orleans.
@KPCK Those are my 3rd favorite right after Candy Corn and Gummi Worms!
Gummi Worms are the new coffee.
@kelkel926 I’m at K-Joes having dinner. It’s on Bourbon and Decatur I think. The waiter just gave me beads.
@kelkel926 No, babe, I’m only here for 4 days. I don’t think I could handle 2 weeks in NOLA.
@DCbigpappa All I can say is WOW! We went to some bar and threw beads at chicks, then Oz, then the bar across from it, then Rawhide…

Daily Digest for 2010-01-29

Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:37pm

rmankhey posted 71 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)

@SuDeepe I have no idea what FBFA means, but just go with it.
@DCBrent Have you checked your fuses recently?
My hair is getting long enough to the point it’s getting curly. Is there such a thing as a curly mohawk?
Dear DC tweeps: Twitter Name Auto-Suggest is useless with y’alls having ‘DC’ in your names. I still love y’all though. Love, Bobalouie
@chrisbarrondc Well way to go. You just went and made my whole WEEK! @scottinstep
@Ryan_Please Edible?
‘X’ marks the spot and I’m wearing TIC-TAC-TOE underwear.
@DupontDan I’m actually on my way to Cobalt. I had to pack for my NOLA trip. I will finally get to meet @DCdebbie.
The hardest thing about not checking luggage when traveling is paring down on Product. Yes, I capitalize it.
Hello and welcome new followers! Have some cheesy poofs. *passes the bag around*
I just boarded the plane to NOLA with @USFBull82 and his crazy law school b*tches. It’s like ‘Final Destination’.
You DC tweeps with the DC in you Twitter handle…makes autosuggest all that more difficult.
@chrisbarrondc I didn’t win but everyone’s a winner, right? @ScottinStep
What is going through your beautiful head right now?
@ChuckGT I stand blushingly corrected. *bows*
@ScottinStep @chrisbarrondc A co-worker of mine told me they put sugar in the rice n’ bean mixture. #chipotle
@Ryan_Please Howdy, pardner! How’s tricks? @michathom
Airport shuttle. Our driver is Rod. http://twitgoo.com/cngxd
@chrisbarrondc Thanks. I will attempt to twitpic any adventures.
@ChuckGT Yeah, that was me. #stalker
@ScottinStep Mmmmhmmm. And I’ve never danced shirtless at Cobalt (Best Package Contest doesn’t count). @chrisbarrondc
@kelkel926 I <3 Lisa Loeb!
@DupontDan All that is interesting except for the drinking part. That’s just superfluous.
The lunchbox has landed. @USFBull82, a gaggle of other crazy kids and I have arrived in New Orleans. Brace yourselves.
Am I the only one who thinks that a urinal that doesn’t flush is a bad idea? #zeroflush
@MichaThom As you wish!
@kdawg1313 Sloppy kisses and sweet dreams!
@DupontDan I’m not.
@chrisbarrondc @ScottinStep I don’t know…I eat pretty much anything I want and I think everything’s all right enough.
@John_Irvine @genstarr @slummymummy9 I’m fine with VA, too. I live near Vienna Metro and don’t have a car, so take that into consideration.
@SuDeepe Even if they’re securely stowed and my hat doesn’t violate FBFA regulations?
My ears *pop* everytime the Metro goes under the Potomac from Rosslyn to Foggy Bottom. Owie!
"It’s just like ‘alegria’. So glad I got to feel ya." #lyricaltruths
@jesserker Thanks doll!
Tried and true friends can also have some Cheesy Poofs. DIG IN Y’ALL! @JeremyHawking
If I didn’t have herpes yet I have it now. #makingoutwithrandompeople
Wow. Epic tweetup at Cobalt. Too many to mention. Fab times, #dchomos.
@KimsCrackers For a second I thought you said a neighbor peed over your shoulder.
"You’re a dude. You’ll get felt up no matter what." #thingsheardoutsideofcobalt
Dilemma: Cab to the hotel or stretch limo?
@taco_heina Just scamming on squirrel, per usual. Natch.
@kelkel926 A buncha friends come down every year and invited me along for comic relief. It’s my 1st time here.
Oh hello 66 degree weather. *handshake*
Let’s see how ginormous a piece of broccoli will fit into my mouth. #nomnomnom
@crystal431 What about Joe? My question is "What about Bob?"
Lies the airport tells. http://twitgoo.com/cnh52
@DCbigpappa 8 of us.
I’m off to New Orleans with @USFBull82. Woot! I’m crossing my fingers for a strip search at the airport.
I’m going to stop using the ‘word’ LOL. Instead I’m going to use the ‘word’ LAF; as in "Laughed And Farted".
@genstarr That’s my girl! Just making sure.
@Shermin8tor Thank you thank you! Have a great weekend!
@USFBull82 I fixed my ticket problem. I’m all set in seat 26E and checked-in. You’re not checking bags are you?
@MattyCDC Don’t be sorry, hon. Be happy! Why not, right?
@kdawg1313 @Chugs07 @cubby1978 Awww! I’m touched! But not hard enough. Touch like ya mean it!!!!!
@John_Irvine It won’t be so beautiful after that. I advise against it.
@kelkel926 I love love love it! I know all her music. I really like the songs "How" and "Do You Sleep". You have good taste!
@Ryan_Please *squeeee!*
@SuDeepe Hi Mom! i’m packin’! #thatswhathesaid
RT @Chugs07 @bobalouie @USFBull82 You 2 have fun!!!! // Thanks Chugsie!!
Dear Twitter.com: It is now 2010 in case you didn’t know. Change your website footer, stat. Love, RIchard
@Andrew703 Google’s link builder? Or something else?
@kelkel926 Stop! I’m getting all misty!
Tragedy! One of my 6-outlet electric strips has fried. I now have 6 gadgets/peripherals without power. UNRELATED: I have too many gadgets.
Oh the Midtown Gold’s Gym is fun. I’ll have to check Missed Connections tomorrow.
@Ryan_Please *ewww*
@declutteryou It’s closer to the truth, and LOL is entirely overused. I’m guilty myself.
@genstarr @slummymummy9 @John_Irvine Yeah, let’s tweet up! I’m game for sometime next week. Y/Y?
@ScottinStep Oh yeah. That could have something to do with it. @chrisbarondc
@ScottinStep I’m sure it’s fresh-tastic and all; personally I’m just not much for Mexican food.
Why do I always order a water with my beer? Beer always gets my full attention and the water goes undrunk.
@davbart So great to meet you in the flesh also, as it were.

Daily Digest for 2010-01-28

Posted by Richard Mankhey

10:17pm

rmankhey posted 40 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)

@MarkDC I picked a bad day to rely on the Red Line…of course that’d be anyday, wouldn’t it?
@lwilcher I know THAT’S right!
@nfloresy Katie does look great with them. How do you know *you* don’t? Ever tried?
My NT-friend Joy and I with Kathy Griffin: http://twitgoo.com/clw0w
@chrisbarrondc That’s semi-evil. Speaking of alternative forms of birth control, did you here about that whole Tim Teebo thing?
@sianyrobinson *giggles* Point taken. #yikes
@g3rd80 I hear that song in my head everytime I wash my hands. Like, once a month.
I’m beginning to think I should’ve worn underwear today. Hmm. Maybe I can fashion some out of my scarf. #mcguyver
@LiLQueenBee88 Angled bangs are sassy!
It was not my intention to get lost in Silver Spring. #countrymouse
Off with their heads! Oh, too late. http://twitgoo.com/clt37
@OneFineJay Whatevs! You certainly are jolly!
http://twitgoo.com/cm0cg
@Prof_Alec_Smart It runs in the family, I’m afraid. I think it runs faster in *your* family, however. ;-P
@DCJono I’m flattered.
@OneFineJay I, for one, try to avoid unhappy, fat people.
RT @lwilcher @bobalouie we’re in the same boat…..the one w/o underwear. // Is it a three hour cruise or the Love Boat?
@DCBrent @lwilcher Hello sailors, new in town?
A co-worker just informed me that she takes me on client visits because I provide comic relief and eye candy. O rly?
@LegalMoose Well I *did* put my mascara on this morning. Chicks dig eyelashes.
So sending kinky text messages is called "sexting". What do you call it when you send kinky tweets?
@pjohnson360 Hmmm…I think I’ll call it "twittilating", me thinks. @LegalMoose @lilwolf30
@ELJefe843 I’m working but off-site at a photoshoot for my company. It’s all models! Clothes! Fashion! Fashion! Fashion, sweetie darling!
If you’re going to go commando, do it with pants that have buttons. #theressomethingaboutmary
@kdawg1313 Thanks doll! I’m feeling less like upchuucking already!
@chrisbarrondc Shhhhh…don’t tell anyone they’re wigs. It’s our little secret.
Less is more. And by ‘less’ I mean naked.
@ELJefe843 None of the above. That’s how I roll. Gauchely.
@Ryan_Please The 5 second rule doesn’t apply to tweets.
Question for the ladies: What’s your feeling on rocking bangs? Are heavy bangs a good look?
My socks don’t match and it’s on purpose. Whatcha gonna do about it?
@pjohnson360 #twitterafterdark eh? Well what about those naughty tweets sent during daylight hours? Not that I *do* that…
@yococomo I’m told I need duct tape (@JustTerry) so when I get some I can take pics of my scarfy, duct tape sumo diaper.
Everytime I look at a faucet I get that Katy Perry song stuck in my head.
Every time I see #SOTU I secretly think #STFU. I can’t help it.
@chrisbarrondc The carnage is unspeakable!
@Ryan_Please Oh go ahead and stick it in your mouth anyway.
@USFBull82 No, I’m not. I’m asking a genuine question because I’m having an argument with a friend. Lol.
My left hand doesn’t know what my right hand is doing but it’s probably better that way.
@DistrictOfRyan @drgatewood Heck yeah! A little shorter than the real one I’d say; and I think he’s been sneaking glances at my tweets.

Daily Digest for 2010-01-27

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	12:13am	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is old enough to get into trouble.
	3:58pm	rmankhey posted 132 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) "I’m so two-thousand and ten you’re so two-thousand and"…then? @SuDeepe I just looked at Saundra’s pics on Facebook and threw up in my mouth a LOT. #yurk Oh well…@g3rd80 and @ScottinStep picked an interesting night to come to EFN Loungw. #poznight @BeachBarista I may have grown up without a beach but I did see the Aurora Borealis frequently. And tornadoes. @Chugs07 All you can eat…wings? I don’t presume innocence but I do like to pretend from time to time. Houseguests are not appreciating being molested. My work here is done. DC here I come! @lilwolf30 How ’bout something like you come to my place, we order Chinese and play RockBand (on xBox or Wii)? @SuDeepe So I just realized something…’Cierra’ is like ‘Ciara’ and ‘Aleigha’ is like ‘Alliyah’. See a pattern? @Jase11 Exactly. I let others do the dirty work and get my updates through Twitter. I’m glad I ventured out for random adventures with @DCJason @boogdogDC @scottinstep and @g3rd80 last night. Good lads all ’round! @davbart I have secret powers you’re not aware of. I save money & time chugging soup for dinner. But my sodium levels… @markdc @Andrew703 @Jase11 Stop being a victim and piss them off right back! Turn about is fair play as long as it involves pepper spray. @jpjaramillo Okay, you are cleared to wear the outfit. But only if you come out with me for karaoke and sing some Nancy Sinatra. High Five!!! http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/whaleBAR_450×592.jpg @Jase11 Oh, I’m well aware of that. I’m reminded daily but I allow people their moments of impropriety because I’m anything but perfect. @singulardc I usually just get mayflies; typical lifespan of 30 minutes to one day. @Ty_DC RT @Jimbo3DC: saw Legion last night, which was like Terminator but with mean angels instead of robots. The acting and writing kinda sucked. @jpjaramillo "Estas Botas Son Para Caminar!!" Love it! You’d be simply irresistibler with hair like that. @Ryan_Please That pretty much sums up my entire philosophy in life with 3 words. Well done. @chrisbarrondc I don’t understand how people can tweet and run at the same time. My prodigious sweat would short out my phone. @DCdebbie @MarioPadilla Just okayish? What you need is some Nitrous Oxide. Works wonders for me! @lilwolf30 Great! So what are you doing tomorrow evening? @SuDeepe Oh! You were paying attention to the Twitterwebz while I was badmouthing you? Bad Mom! @Ryan_Please Apparently the word ‘vagina’ activates @KegelFairy who is secretly Dwayne Johnson. #sogay @ELJefe843 Headed into DC. I live within spitting distance of Vienna Metro. Fun under the cover of darkness has its price. @DistrictOfRyan It’s a useful technique I have to remind myself to use sparingly. @lilwolf30 Yay! It’s a date! Love is a battlefield, and I’m locked and loaded. @slummymummy9 If they knew how the heck to use Twitter they would; everyone around here calls me "Miss Dick". @kdawg1313 I haven’t had a nap since I was in kindergarten. I sometimes feel I’m missing out by not having cable TV but I know I’m really not. I have other addictions. @chrisbarrondc They aren’t unhappy. They’re just stoic. One of my housemates is having friends over. I will now don my robe and attempt to molest the guests. RT @SuDeepe @bobalouie Whoa doggies! How can I resist that charm! // You can’t. Don’t try. Mmmmhmmmm. @SuDeepe Just do it. @jesserker bows I am humbled, pulchritudinous one. @ChuckGT Ask and you shall receive! Nothing to see here. Let’s find out what’s going on on the PuppyCam. RT @jonesy77 What’s with the Savage Garden bashing tonight @A_Ron_The_DJ @bobalouie??? // I know, right? Is "bringing home a new baby" the same as "bringing home the bacon"? @BeachBarista I’m not sure if anyone ever called a tornado ‘cute’. Think of them as ‘bite-sized’ hurricanes. @Ty_DC Perhaps my criteria are too stringent. #hardtoplease @JosieDC Lol. Thanks for the ReTweet! @ScottinStep Oh gurl! I’m here. Gonna buzz you shortly. #ifyouknowwhatimean @Ty_DC Because I have a high threshold for butterflies. RT @boogdogDC can I just Sayn : @bobalouie is a handsome, sweeet gentleman who knows how to romance a man @jjherrick Honestly, the last show I watched consistently was "Home Improvement" when I was a junior in high school. @MarioPadilla Oddly enough the Earth is actually closer to the sun during Winter. Okay, I’m done now. @DistrictOfRyan I’m glad. I have several other operating modes, some of which include dancing badly and vacuuming. @chrisbarrondc If by "Republican" you mean…oh never mind. I can’t say it. My mom’s on Twitter. @Djewelle If you think I’m crazy, you should check out @slummymummy9 @snoopysnowcone @Ryan_Please @meaganhtfld @genstarr @danhans and.. @jpjaramillo Naw. Simpsons did it. And now I will practice positive visualization that I will upchuck on the shoes of my Prince Charming tonight. @luvzgambit No dice, toots. You are too far gone for it to be effective. Go gambling with what you would’ve spent on therapy. RT @debihope I had a whole conversation about bacon with my coworkers today. It was just like Twitter, but with people. Ugh. @mikesica You’re at Cobalt? @urbanphish Isn’t that called e-mail? @kdawg1313 giggles I still don’t know left from right but the milk and graham crackers were pretty good, eh? @davesilverstone I am not (wo)man enough for NYC. @davbart All of the above. @chrisbarrondc Paralox is so funny. And the one where Eddy gets Saffie to flash her rack at Paris (city not the trainwreck socialite). "Correction: this is the Orange Line train to Vienna. Thank you for riding Metro." Don’t you know what train you’re on, Mr. Conductor? @ELJefe843 Probably DIK. #karaoke But I am open to suggestion. RT @DCJason At @EFN_Lounge with @bobalouie @ScottinStep @TheCullen1 @g3rd80 @russcolbourne yay! @DCdebbie Girls don’t sweat. Or fart. Dear Formspring: Die. Love, Richard @MarkDC I just made dinner. It involved the arduous process of opening a can of ‘Chickarina’ soup and eating it cold. @davbart @lilwolf30 Hey sexy mama (she’s not really a mother; it’s a euphemism people)!! What are you doing tomorrow? Karaoke at Sobe perhaps? @chrisbarrondc That is freakin’ adorable! I once named a horse after my tumbling instructor, Mrs. McNiff. Remember David Archuleta? Yeah, me neither. @SuDeepe Mom, my friends want to follow you on Twitter. Let them. You’re welcome. So you want to stand with me on the mountain? Sorry, I’m afraid of heights. @Chugs07 What would you like? @genstarr Don’t you mean gynechiatrists? @ChuckGT Be gentle though! I only have 2! @DistrictOfRyan A very foreign one at that! @DistrictScott I’m totally kidding. I’m going to both unfollow and BLOCK your crazy booty. @g3rd80 Vodka it is. @jesserker I’ll bring some KC! @Djewelle Hot! @DupontDan Wow!! @ScottinStep Good choice! I’m in search of a less bleak playground; I need to pedal faster. @Andrew703 Good suggestion, but I’m not looking tonight. #manhuntreference @chrisbarrondc Bonjour! How’d your writing go yesterday? Did your Muse make an appearance? @lilwolf30 Okay! I will let you know, though I think 8:30 is a good guess! RT @DCJason In the A5 with @ScottinStep @bobalouie @russcolbourne // It’s a crazy ride!! @BeachBarista I grew up on a farm in Kansas. Beaches are a myth. You see!? This is what happens when you don’t protect your tweets. Your mom starts following you. @DistrictOfRyan Do you mean how far it would travel if it were thrown? Dear @SuDeepe: Blood sugar low. Stop. Please send candy corn. Stop. Love, Snookie I have a dilemma: Stay home tonight & tweet until bed or go out in DC, sit in a bar and tweet until I have to go to bed? RT @Djewelle Driving through the hood blasting the pokemon theme song. #KingShit // Omgosh, now who’s the funny one? RT @KegelFairy: Don’t forget to kegel! RT @snoopysnowcone: @bobalouie @ryan_please death by vagina #newdesserts // omgwtfbbq? @ScottinStep That’s tempting…but only if you put out the rubber sheets! @Andrew703 Oh I am. I will look but not touch. http://twitgoo.com/cjfkm @LegalMoose To ask that babies are cured correctly is such "a modest proposal". @MichaThom You need to eat! Get delivery. Or DiGiorno. But it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno. Wait, I’m confused now… @Shermin8tor I like the way you think, young one. @chrisbarrondc If you travel with some Metamucil you can rule out 33% of all possible options. @MarioPadilla I’m great, thanks! I had a wonderful day and am feeling like a Million Dollar Bill ("Oh oh woh woh woh"). How are you? RT @DCJason The boys @bobalouie @boogdogDC http://mypict.me/3eZ2E RT @whoisRobertHart Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break ~ Greg Evans // How ’bout a Kit Kat bar? @sandypants88 Accounting is good for you. It’ll put hair on your breas…I mean chest. @kdawg1313 That’s interesting. I got a lot of "you’re not right because we’ve never heard that answer before, but you’re not wrong either". @A_Ron_The_DJ Yeah, I offered to sit on his lap but he said something about a radioactive prostate. @ChuckGT I will require you to sign a waiver. @Djewelle …@John_Irvine. They have a comic genius that could only be born of pure insanity. I, for one, am looking forward to Valentine’s Day. I love being reminded I’ve been single for 8 years and counting. @luvzgambit That’s a bit extreme. I usually burn my chocolate Easter bunnies in effigy. @SuDeepe Just let them follow you. It’s for the best. Dear Richard: You are 1 tweet from being terminated. Love, Your Employers #ohsnapBBL @ScottinStep You are so accommodating! @chrisbarrondc Stoic, constipated or unhappy? Surely the gamut of emotions you allow humans cannot be so small? @MarioPadilla Because the Earth is 147,300,000 km from the sun and the Northern Hemisphere is tilted away from it. #omgshutuprichard @5windows He does have a nice voice but I think he was swallowed by the Hollywood machinery. @elmonte09 Omg somebody finally got it! I love you! @BeachBarista If you were a real man you could frolick skimpily regardless of the temperature. RT @ScottinStep @bobalouie are u going #1 or #2? // All of the above. I just saw a plain clothes Santa at Vienna Metro Station. Eat it, NORAD Santa Tracker! I need to eat more than a can of soup for dinner. Campbells just doesn’t cut it. gnaws on arm @JosieDC I have not yet had the distinct pleasure of making @DCdebbie ’s acquaintance. @A_Ron_The_DJ At least the Savage Garden version. Cascada did a good cover. @kdawg1313 I used to teach at an environmental learning center in Minnesota & we’d teach the kids how to "pretend" to sleep. Lies! @SuDeepe "African-American songstress names" for $1000, Alex. @DistrictScott Okay, I’m unfollowing you now. @Ryan_Please Some of them do have teeth. #omgthatsgross Someday I want to ride the metro from end to end with a bottle o’ Jack and do a shot at each station. Who’s w/ me?! @yococomo Ditto. But on some I also like to superimpose the body of Penelope Cruz to make it bearable. @DistrictOfRyan You forgot your ‘Modesty’ mode. Or is it ‘Self-Deprecation’? I confuse those all the time (but use them frequently). @DCdebbie I look forward to the first time we meet (minus the Dutch-Oven). @Chugs07 @jpjaramillo You’d give J.Simp a run for her money! @SuDeepe Aunt Terry is a close second.

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