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    @slummymummy9 Not quite as delicious as the bunny carcasses in your crawlspace. @SnoopDannyDan @genstarr @john_irvine @snoopysnowcone

  • rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.

    Richard went to bed angry with his pillow last night.

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    Richard wonders is camo is considered "trendy business casual".

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    @matthewarchman I think you mean 'pentagram'. It's only representative of evil when a star point is aiming downwards.

  • rmankhey posted a tweet on Twitter.

    The Swedish Fish are getting cranky. Must be bedtime. Good night, y'all!

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    @MichaThom While you're at it, ketchup, gummi bears & candy corn! #sugarho @USFBull82

Daily Digest for 2010-02-28

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	12:04am	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard may make bad decisions every now and again but they sure make for some good stories.
	11:13pm	rmankhey posted 123 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @sianyrobinson That’s the beauty of it: As a corpse-eating robot I’ll only eat you after you die. You won’t feel a thing. @KimW16 YouTube suggests it might be "Never Be The Same Again". @KimsCrackers I’m a Gemini. I don’t make decisions. I just take my pants off and see what happens. RT @boogdogDC: @bobalouie teriyaki-curry vodka @dcbrent // Gah!!! The mind, tongue & stomach reel!!! @Diane_Can Smart move! That must be frightening. I grew up in Kansas where the only thing we had to worry about was twisters. *shivers* @chrisbarrondc It wouldn’t be senior prom if it wasn’t! #awkwardphase @MarioSemiglia It’s so weird, isn’t it? I spend more time fast-forwarding than listening to tunes. Especially when I’m running. #adhd @boogdogDC If they are, they’d best see a doctor. #itburnsitburns @ScottinStep I’m going to Cap City Brew Co for dinner at the moment and will be meeting @USFBull82 later. Any ideas? @DCdebbie I’d be happy to join you if I were in Dupont as well (but alas in in NoVA). @takeahuyck @DC_Levi The highlight of my day is seeing what’s on the Q-tip when I take it out. O hai thar, glitter! @DCbigpappa My knight in shining armor! My fitted sheets thank you! I’m updating my resume and adding ‘PowerPoint-proficient’. #ifyouknowwhatimean @USFBull82 Hey remember that time in New Orleans when we tried to keep track of all our drinks? Bwah ha ha! @seamusandmaggie Sure it is. If only I were as kewl as you. @MarioSemiglia I’m not kidding. I like all the music on my iPod, except when it’s on shuffle. Then I like about 1 in every 15 songs on my iPod. @kdawg1313 he he he. Oh yeah. Dammit. Why do you have to be so smart? Cap City Brew Co for dinner. My fave bartender George is here lookin’ all sexy as usual. P.S. Marry me, George. My ears are kinda fuzzy. Please, no backlit photos. Don’t you love it when you get a text message that was totally not meant for you? Twitter will eventually die. I’m preparing for it by stocking up on whiskey and psychotropic drugs. @Jamberta He went with Jolynn Carter and I went with Nancy Kreber. Both good Mormon girls from North Platte, NE. @pjohnson360 Stuff the Ministry of Health would probably incarcerate me for. @seamusandmaggie Close enough for government work? @Jamberta My breasts are eternally baited for you. @kdawg1313 Grey hair is uber-sexy. @boogdogDC If you want *those* pictures I have them in digital format already. @KimsCrackers I’ll warn you though, Ginger Spice isn’t house-trained yet. @jpjaramillo My favorite song off "Rated R" is "Firebomb". You’ll love it. @sianyrobinson I don’t think it’s too far-fetched, do you? @pjohnson360 Just keeping everyone informed. @DCBrent Oh! #duh Geography & I aren’t on speaking terms. @boogdogDC I don’t know about y’all but the Spice Girls are my own personal Jesus. @John_Irvine I still love you…and dress my teddy bear up and pretend it’s you. ‘Trashy’ always precedes ‘romance novel’. I for one, have faith that somewhere out there is a non-trashy romance novel. If I were a figure skater I’d base my entire routine around Beastie Boys’ songs. @MarioSemiglia I just friended you. You are still so much hotter than I. Don’t deny it. @USFBull82 Hey I forgot about him! And he’s asking for Joe, not Joey. I think there’s a difference. @KimsCrackers You wanna spice up your life, eh? Let’s trade! I would advise against young children riding pregnant horses. It spells trouble. Me in college (1999). Fashion senseless: http://tweetphoto.com/12860738 If I don’t sing karaoke before midnight my legs will turn back into a tail & it’s back to the sea for me. @LegalMoose You need to be charming while dating? I’ve been doing it wrong. RT @Jase11: Konichiwa from Tokyo! http://twitpic.com/15vp1u // Iroppoi mizugi!!! "How cute are those roots?!" Not cute honey; go get a touch-up dye job. I’m scanning some of the many photos I have from college. Looking at them I wonder how I ever managed to graduate. *howls at the full moon* There’s a He-Wolf in the closet. OMG I just found my high school prom photos. Oh the LULZ! Must make them digital STAT! @snoopysnowcone I love wet willies! Give me them! Awww. Vanity Plate: http://twitgoo.com/f9oh5 @Jamberta We’ll be waiting with baited breasts and bells on. Wait, did I do that right? I’m like a kid at Christmas when someone I’m Facebook stalking has a public profile. O hai 300 pictures! @pjohnson360 Did you have a good night? @boogdogDC Can I help? #tastypastries @Diane_Can Good for you for being a teacher! I’m very impressed and respectful. The Midwest is obvi a good place if you’ve family here. @pjohnson360 I was in the mood for something different than 17th Street. I got what I wished for. @seamusandmaggie Sounds good to me (mostly because it involves something phallic)! @ScottinStep Ooh! I always like The Eagle. @DCJuno @TakeaHuyck @USFBull82 @debihope Put them in the microwave, cut a hole in them and… @Chugs07 True that. I usually rely on my "Most Played" Playlist. @Chugs07 LOL. I don’t think I even noticed. Isn’t it her glove? @RocketmanDC Some drinks can be so diluted…nonetheless @USFBull82 is a kind of rockstar. RT @boogdogDC: @jp1113 consider it done @bobalouie // Whatever it is I can’t wait! Sometimes I’ll watch a movie I saw when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the eff it was really about. @MarioSemiglia Even if we are the same person, you’re far better looking. A college pic of me getting my Biology on (1999): http://tweetphoto.com/12859529 @DCBrent There’s a difference? @boogdogDC @pjohnson360 Exactly. One of those ways involved playing billiards in my underwear. @kdawg1313 So THAT’S what that is for! #age @Diane_Can Thank you. I know good people like you when I see them. @chrisbarrondc It’s trippy! I have hundreds of photos from high school and college I need to scan. #shutterbug RT @ImAwake2: I’m going to have to turn in my woman card because George Clooney just doesn’t do anything for me. There, I said it. When I grow up I want to be a corpse-eating robot. That 7 mile run was unforgiving. I managed a personal record time but feel like Jabba the Hut had his way w/ me. @jesserker Fly safe, pretty mama. Can’t wait to hang out (and smack that booty) sometime soon! There is a great need for sarcasm font. @Diane_Can Lol. Thanks! I strive to amuse and inform and gross-out. In that order. The "Big One"? Yeah, that’d freak me out the wall. @herrygilly You’re welcome! *giggles* I’m sure in 10 years we’ll look back and cringe at what we’re wearing now. @sianyrobinson @boogdogDC If anything I think he’d be making teryaki-flavored vodka. @dcbrent @KimW16 ZIG A ZIG HA!! @KimsCrackers @Diane_Can Of course, if that were the cause more Midwesterners would be funny. I guess I’m just short-bus special! Well, the crack-cocaine is finally kicking in. Time to go running! BBL @Ty_DC …and someone wrote something about ‘Legends’ in a comment on my FB status! Word of the day. @USFBull82 @rocketmandc @Chugs07 Lol. It was probably whiskey. It was high school after all. I don’t care what you do behind closed doors but please stop telling me about your laminating fetish. @John_Irvine Yep. @Diane_Can I was. His stubborn little sidekick. @Diane_Can Some things are fine just the way they are, indeed! I’m quite well, thank you; and you my dear? @jpjaramillo It really stood out from the other songs. Especially the line "I just wanna set you on fire so I don’t have to burn alone." I smell bacon. @pjohnson360 I’m great, thank you. About to go for a long run. I didn’t see you either, but that’s probably because I was at the Eagle. Senior Prom Pic (I’m on the right…not the one in the dress): http://tweetphoto.com/12857676 @Amanda_Rudelt A ha! The things they think of these days! Hershey’s Chocolate Bar = carbo-loading before an 8 mile run Those Subway $5 foot-long commercials ripped of Excedrin. "I’ve got a headache *this* big!" @KimW16 Quick! Blast some "Who Let the Dogs Out"! @Jamberta I don’t know if you ever met her. She and I wrote like a 100 letters back and forth my senior year of high school. #unrequitedlove I could be way off here, but I don’t believe that curry-flavored vodka would ever be a hit. @DCdebbie Yeah, bay-bee! You are my new best friend! #taboo #clue #woohoo! Anything that requires you to dress like a drunken Scottish lord just has to be cool. @DrGatewood @boogdogDC I love around 1min 22 sec where the 3 guys are standing around like it’s some sort of group thing. @jesserker Yes, ma’am! And I’m happy to be #partofyourworld! I’ve logged 15 miles running in the past 24 hours. My legs are mulling over a secession. @boogdogDC The Interwebz are our friends. When I meet a new guy I’m terrified of mentioning something he hasn’t told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking. @Amanda_Rudelt I like the way you think! MIA is my new favorite skating music. Beastie Boys next. Then Sting. @Diane_Can Aww thanks!! That means a lot. I blame the pesticides I was exposed to growing up on the farm. @KimsCrackers …and what a voluptuous point it is. RT @woolfmg: As bad as the olympics covg has been, at least it taught me what channel NBC is on. @Diane_Can My Twitter name came from my dad’s nickname for me growing up. Quick Draw McGraw’s burro sidekick Bobalouie! @ScottinStep *waves* Not sure yet. I’m headed into the city determined to wander aimlessly until I find some shenanigans. SALISBURY STEAK IS PEOPLE!!! @boogdogDC There’ll be plenty of frosting for the pancakes and the cake, to boot. #surfeitoftarts @USFBull82 Irony is Paris Hilton music at the DC Eagle. Ole! @USFBull82 No. I know what that one was about. Effed up appliances & bestiality. I’m watching "Clue". RT @sucittaM: The worse part isn’t accidentally drunk texting your aunt for a booty call. It’s when she shows up. // LMAO. O_o @pjohnson360 ROFL! The first reel will be a re-enactment of Christmas Eve at the Eagle. Might as well start big. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. If you want to destroy my sweater it’s okay because I got it at Walmart. @JuanluisPG I bet you do. @DCdebbie I would love that…especially if "Taboo" were one of the games. Have you seen "Clue" the movie? One of my ultimate faves. @Diane_Can He is still alive. We don’t talk often but he loves me.

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-02-27

Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:53pm

rmankhey posted 50 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) I, for one, will miss the snow. Where will my severed appendage collection stay fresh then, huh? HUH?! @jesserker That’s correct, my sun-kissed goddess. :-* @DCdebbie That game rules. Your Awesomeness Index just went up 7 points. #clue @woolfmg Thanks for the ReTweet, Michael-san. @boogdogDC You make me giggle. *giggles* See? @DupontDan @drgatewood @chugs07 @g3rd80 @DCJono @CrispyDC @USFBull82 Cool! Hopefully we can connect later! I hope the sidewalks in Vienna are relatively free of snow, otherwise my ‘run’ is going to turn into a ‘frolick’. BBL The bathroom at Cobalt smells like a feedlot. #poop @DCBrent @MarkDC You’re both welcome! @snoopysnowcone Nice to see you again, sweetums! *humps leg* @boogdogDC Mmm…buttermilk spongebath. #terrifficterrificterrific @John_Irvine @dcjono Lol. I love you, John. @kelkel926 I’d happily be your cuddle buddy. I’m pleased I make you smile. Oh Lord. A gaggle of drunken barefoot girls just apologized to me on the Metro cuz "It’s Jessica’s 21st birfday!!" Happy…Birfday? @MarkDC I know, right? *swoon* RT @kelkel926: #FF my fave boys I’d totally crush over if they were into girls @SvenGillingham @bobalouie @robwillb @tsauthor / *giggles* @pjohnson360 Someone here is wearing Danny’s scarf. I’ll dispose of him too…oh it’s Danny. NM @DrGatewood @chugs07 @DrGatewood Okay, just how the f*** do you fold a fitted sheet? @mtclmbr1450 @DrGatewood I’m here at the bar w/ a bartender that looks a lil’ like Ryan Reynolds, but blonde. #FF (Don’t Miss Out): @MichaThom @JBizzleRox @MarioPadilla @nfloresy @boogdogDC @USFBull82 My Google Latitude still thinks I’m in Beaver, Nebraska. This movie ("The Crazies") had better be really freaky to keep me awake. I don’t think I’ll make it past 11. #toomuchgym I can’t understand a word this Portuguese wine is saying. .mirror a to up tweet this holding I’m Where y’all at? (@ Bar Louie w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/38ieiy @USFBull82 Thank you, babe. Next time I go running I’m taking some mudplaps. Drrty: http://twitgoo.com/f9ee8 RT @DCJono: @bobalouie どうもありがとう #FF // Awww! Best #FF ever! (What does it mean?) @blobbybirdman Uh oh. I think I’m getting phishing DMs from someone pretending to be you (but not as good looking). @argylestyle Stop it. That song is played enough already. The DC Metro last train home is a magical place. Best when enjoyed alone. #wompwomp @DCBrent I’m not too keen on the Geico caveman commercials, actually. I’m reserving the right to pretend you attacked me first so I can bite your left eyeball. @boogdogDC I will! I have a great Alice in Wonderland pancake recipe from a Disney cookbook I had when I was a wee one. Does "going the way of the dinosaur" mean getting killed by a rock or growing feathers and evolving flight? You can’t tell me that Dunhill ‘Desire Blue’ cologne doesn’t smell like Fruity Pebbles. Don’t even think try it. RT @Chugs07: Movie Time Bitches @DrGatewood @bobalouie @mtclmbr1450 @boogdogDC You’re not gonna eat me are you?!? #somepig @snoopysnowcone Exactly. Shirts and underwear get dirty. Pants and fitted sheets can be used forever! @zitellona Nope, sweetie. You’re perfect just the way you are. No tap dancing required! @OneFineJay Muchas gracias. @DCJono Lol. Actually, the doc says it’s an ear infection. Got antibiotics but prob won’t take ‘em. They usually don’t help. @boogdogDC "Raise it up" you lion-hearted boy. (Yes on Florence and the Machines) @MichaThom I love it when you say that. #FF (They Bring It): @g3rd80 @mtclmbr1450 @A_Ron_The_DJ @DupontDan @ELJefe843 @mikesica @kdawg1313 @zachx Oh hello, dance remix of "I Touch Myself" by the High Street Honeys. You’re groovy. @DCJono OMG that video is like 2 min 25 sec long. I don’t have the attention span. But thanks anyway! That’s enough, Nickelback. @argylestyle Oh snap! Ya got me there. #freebitch @Jamberta @jesserker @LeperMessiah *smooch*

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Saturday, February 27th, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-02-26

Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:29pm

rmankhey posted 127 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) Yep. I definitely have an inner ear infection. It’s a ringin’ and I can’t take the phone off the hook to stop it. The wind is brutal. This calls for *extra* Elmer’s Glue in my hair. @DrGatewood You know how much it excites me to be called a hot mess. I considered squealing a little. (P.S. Thanks!) This tree needs to get out of my way. RELATED: Timberrrr! http://twitgoo.com/f5k6q RT @DCBrent: Were all groping @bobalouie’s hair. // I’m kind of enjoying it. *ouch* #FF (Just Do It): @DCJono @Chugs07 @Jase11 @ChuckGT @John_Irvine @boogdogDC @ScottinStep @PDXRedhead @Ty_DC @meaganhtfld @MattyCDC @herrygilly That’s great news! Hurrah! @JosieDC I can’t think of any better place to put you, my dear. I am going to pursue discovering a way to read novels via intravenous injection. Wish me luck. @thebestdistress I was under the impression they came in various sizes, but I could be mistaken. @thebestdistress Sweet like papaya or sweet like tiramisu? @SugarBoobs I shoulda been there snuggling with you to keep you from rollin’ off the bed. *rubs tushy* @Chugs07 @Jase11 You’re both very welcome! @actorgreg Thank you for the #FF mention, Grego! @ELJefe843 Foolio! LOL-ercopter. @boogdogDC Cranberries are the bomb-diggity. Craisins add pep to a salad & prevent urinary tract infections! Cotton candy cravings. Blue, not pink. @sianyrobinson You are a doll! *smooch* #FF @MichaThom No plans; that’s why I was taking an informal poll. I always like 80’s night at Cobalt. @thebestdistress I’ll take your word for it. @meaganhtfld Booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere! *kiss* Overheard at work: "That orca knew what it was doing; it was all pre-meditated." @Ty_DC Thank you for the #FF mention, Ty baby. I think I got groped tonight. @DupontDan @Chugs07 @John_Irvine Embrace my ruby rod? Super green! @boogdogDC Frosted, natch. @JeremyHawking Riding backwards? @ChuckGT *smack* (that was a smooch on the cheek, not domestic abuse) RT @AdamIssac: RT @huffingtonpost: Carly Simon Reveals "You’re So Vain" Inspiration http://bit.ly/c5rJ6P // Wow! One of my favorite artists. RT @DCbigpappa: Lovin’ would be easy if your colors were like my dream — red, gold & green. #80sFriday // One of my fave karaoke songs! Static FBML where have you been all my life!?!? @JosieDC Despite my villainous, syphilitic exterior I’m a teddy bear on the inside. @matthewarchman Thank you for the #FF mention, dear heart. YABBA DABBA DO! Time to go see a doctor about this ear. #gimmegimmedrugs BBL @DrGatewood You can call me Wilbur. @John_Irvine There will be a little old lady who will not be able to cross the street today, and it’s all my fault. @slummymummy9 @jpjaramillo Okay then; I’ll just surprise you with a pound of meat. (Wait, what?) The extent of my acting skills involve convincing people I’m not evil for up to 5 minutes at a time. @zitellona Lol. The funny part is that I can actually kick that high. #formerwrestler #flexible #yesiamTHATflexible @chrisbarrondc We’re all vain on some level. Some display it on their license plates while others… @suicide_blond That doesn’t sound like a problem to me! >:-) RT @lwilcher: #FF my cobalt crew: @DupontDan @DCBrent @bobalouie @Chugs07 @DrGatewood // Woot! Great to see you all (and get groped). Speaking of vanity plates…WTFsies: http://twitgoo.com/f5kr4 @meaganhtfld A beef jerkey lovin’ femme fatale? That’s my kinda girl. Besides an ice pick, how could I get the crap out of my middle ear and make it stop ringing? @DCJono Correct dude! Cowabunga! @BXGD Not sure on the Tomato Soup, but I just had a slew of them in some Chicken Noodle Soup. Delish! @jesserker Maybe I can just interface directly with the Kindle. Now where to stick the USB plug… @boogdogDC What can I say? You inspire me. @John_Irvine Wax cleaning drops? What witchcraft is this?! It’s Casual Day, and you know what that means… Commando! @DCJono One more time with feeling! I have some wicked wind-burn from the run I just came back from. I look like I’m intoxicated. @ELJefe843 Yeah, when ARE we hangin’ out? @Andrew703 You know…I have Notepad++ installed on my machine but I always find myself using Notepad. Nostalgic reasons, I guess. RT @ScottinStep: I can’t believe @DcJason thinks I’m a daddy. #WTF // o_O @John_Irvine @slummymummy9 Thanks y’all. I knew you were good for something, John-boy! Dagnabbit! My Spidey-sense tells me I’m getting one of my semi-annual ear infections. *glowers* @seamusandmaggie Cheez-whiz = Manna? Well it ain’t natural so you KNOW it had to come from somewhere weird. Egad. I am not responsible for this hot mess: http://www.bobalouie.com/ #FF (Groovestastic Tweeps): @lilwolf30 @KimW16 @sianyrobinson @Jafnyr1 @BXGD @lwilcher @aliholden @rchoppin033 @BeeJohnny @Please_Ryan #FF (Step To It!): @suicide_blond @MarkDC @USFBull82 @OneFineJay @jesserker @jpjaramillo @DCBrent @slummymummy9 @DCToddNow @DrGatewood @Jamberta No way! I thought they were just being silly. How can you prove an orca guilty of pre-meditation? Looks like #boner is about to become a Trending Topic. (RIP, buddy) @SugarBoobs Sorry sweets. *tushy smooch* Mo’ bettah? My favorite movie of all time is "5th Element" despite the intense shame I feel while watching it. #FF (Act Now!): @Jamberta @snoopdannydan @snoopysnowcone @genstarr @AdamIssac @huffingtonpost @actorgreg @DCbigpappa @herrygilly Dear Notepad: Don’t tell Adobe, but you have always been my favorite Software App. Love, Richard @ELJefe843 Not currently, but my office is a bit on the chilly side. @seamusandmaggie I disregard any movie with a trailer that utilizes the record-scratching sound, like “Oh no he di-n’t!” @Chugs07 They both seem to have had too much coffee. @PDXRedhead *sloppy kisses* for you, my socially awkward sexpot. I am powerless against the siren song of the Life Saver Gummies. Cruelty to animals (not really, it’s full of LULZ): http://i.imgur.com/ALdTv.jpg I have a theory that the most superfluous people in Hollywood tend to be named Jessica or Jennifer. @ChuckGT So we’ll start w/ lip & tongue action and gradually work up to cuts and bruises. Sound good? @JuanluisPG Thank you for the #FF, dude! It’s 10:26 am EST. Time to stop thinking about murder and move on to dismemberment. @DupontDan @Chugs07 @DrGatewood @mtclmbr1450 I’ll see y’all at Bar Louie around 9 if not a little sooner. @John_Irvine Only 50 points!? Crap, I need to go back and make some point adjustments. @slummymummy9 @chrisbarrondc You know I’m trying to see things on a larger scale. No criticisms; just an observations. RT @SugarBoobs: EXACTLY. Why not? LOL @DCJono RT @bobalouie Why not a duck? // Yeah, that is the most esoteric plate… @singulardc Herro Raggy. @Shermin8tor Totally! We can sing Chipmunk songs and dissolve into puddles of modulated laughter. @DCBrent You #FFed me! Thanks! @ELJefe843 It can’t quite be caught on camera…you’ll just have to see them in the flesh sometime. @JeremyHawking Ha ha ha ha! Wait…that kinda sounds like fun. @JuanluisPG Well I will have pants on..most of the day. I’m putting the ‘ROI’ in groin. Wait… RT @Jase11: I may need a cupcake to go along with my lunch martinis // Frosting-stuffed olives @DCbigpappa You win a palm reading next time I have the pleasure of your company. Don’t you #sideeye me. I sat down first. #musicalmetrochairs @A_Ron_The_DJ Much obliged for the #FollowFriday mention, dawg. @DCbigpappa That will not be necessary. Spirits do not interfere with the spirits. #ifyouknowwhatimean @Chugs07 You’re a doll! Thanks babe. I’m used to it so hopefully I can kick it quickly…and I’m not talkin bout my mom. @SuDeepe For some reason I’m headed into DC right now. What’s going down on this blustery night, DC tweeps? @John_Irvine Dirty bird. Just another reason to revere you. @suicide_blond It’s not often you can send a txt that says "I hope you like what I whipped out". That’s probably a good thing. My Popple, ear infection, Vitamin C overdose and I are going to bed. Sweet dreams tweep-sters! *blows sloppy kisses all around* @slummymummy9 Yeah, where are those little effers? @snoopysnowcone @genstarr @snoopdannydan RT @DrGatewood: @Chugs07 purchased! see y’all at nine-fitty @mtclmbr1450 @DupontDan @zachx // Ditto! @boogdogDC Mmm…always a good combo. "Old Spice" cologne raises my Charisma Level by about +5 pts. Right? @singulardc Rooby Rack? (Scooby Snack?) RT @Please_Ryan: 5 and me. Guy stuff; out doing it. http://yfrog.com/1d8v8lij // Awww! So dang cute! You too, Ryan! I’ve noticed a majority of cars with Handicapped tags also have vanity license plates. Hmmm… @Jase11 I like the way you think. We could have a hit on our hands (and frosting on our faces). @slummymummy9 That’s it! Throw pharmaceuticals at it! Did you really think Dorothy had ruby slippers as written originally in the book? Silly rabbits! @jpjaramillo Which flavor would you like? I recommend ‘Soy Sauce’. @thebestdistress It all depends on the size of the glovebox. Golden Grahams are the new Saltine Cracker. Hiya @GoldenGrahams! How’s it hangin’? @ChuckGT You know, I’ve heard of that. I should give it a shot! #ringstop @seamusandmaggie Cheese Whiz is, in fact, considered sugar. @boogdogDC A unicorn? Craving oats? @OneFineJay Cliff Notes!! I’m wearing a thin linen shirt and I’m pretty sure there is visible nip. Two nips, in fact. @Jafnyr1 LOL For me, it’s more special when it’s not as frequent. @seamusandmaggie What kind of a question is that, you crazy cat? @DrGatewood @mtclmbr1450 @Chugs07 @DupontDan @zachx I vote for 9:50. @DCJono I went to the doctor and the doctor said; "No more monkeys jumping on the bed! @chrisbarrondc Yer welcome! @kdawg1313 I am serious, and I appreciate the tip. All sound coming in my right ear is a half-step off. O_o @MattyCDC Look who’s #FFing me! Thanks, stud. #FF (no particular order): @SugarBoobs @JosieDC @thebestdistress @seamusandmaggie @LegalMoose @chrisbarrondc @zitellona #awesomeness

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Friday, February 26th, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-02-25

Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:02pm

rmankhey posted 86 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @JosieDC I love it when you call me that. *swoons slightly* *temporarily unfollows @A_Ron_The_DJ * @DCToddNow Attractive or not I will say he had very talented hands. @Shermin8tor I’m not sure how to feel about that. *searches soul* @DCJono @jase11 Pffft. @MarioPadilla I like it! The font too! Where’s the snow Mama Nature? There are some Clovers in the atmosphere so Bring It On! @mtclmbr1450 How does one properly gauge the quality of a grope? @DCToddNow @LegalMoose @JBizzleRox @mikesica @ScottinStep I’d love to hear your story about John Murphy the Horse sometime. #beastiality @DCJono @g3rd80 @LegalMoose Of course! *face palm* Sales of Orca Webkins are sure to take a dive. #seaworldtragedy RT @JosieDC: ♬ ‘You Belong With Me’ - Taylor Swift ♪ Thinking. You! @bobalouie #Taylorswift // Awww, thanks pussy cat! @JosieDC <———- Hot avatar. @A_Ron_The_DJ What are you doing with your iPhone that it’s chatting up Twitter all of the sudden? I wonder how much a tank of helium goes for; that would provide me with hours of entertainment. @DCJono Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! No. Facebook ads want to know if I ‘Need a Gay Boyfriend?’. I guess he wouldn’t *have* to be gay… @MichaThom German. And English. And Japanese. @PDXRedhead You’re not a feller anyway. Loophole! @ScottinStep Every time I see ‘4H’ I wanna shear a sheep and go barrel racing. #farmboy FYI: Phil Collins music is not an aphrodisiac. @DCToddNow Surely I can’t be the ONLY one! @rchoppin033 You’re a sly one, you are. @DCJono I wouldn’t ever confuse you with someone who keeps his mouth shut. *runs away* @USFBull82 Womb sounds would be especially delicious right now. @ChuckGT @A_Ron_The_DJ I’m following you again (actually I never stopped following you). @DCJono @g3rd80 I was also in FHA (Future Homemakers of America). As Secretary. *twirl* @John_Irvine You shouldn’t insult newborns like that. Heaven help the boy if he looks anything like his father. I hereby declare today "Roxette Music Day". I will be delirious by 2pm. What’s it to you if I sign my work emails with "Miss Dick"? What’s an 8 letter word for "your hand is touching my butt"? #crowdedbus @ChuckGT Yes please! In addition, a pacifier and finger foods (Cheerios included) would be loverly. @JosieDC LOL! I feel terrible for the killed Sea World trainer. I’m sure there were a lot of unbathed, insomniatic children last night. Does it really cost $40,000 minimum to develop a custom iPhone app? @lwilcher So you’re psychic, Birthday Boy? This message was brought to you by the Surgeon General: http://twitgoo.com/f2fbk Walking on these icy patches means a lot of mincing steps & butt clenching, which is pretty standard for me, actually. I was about to register for a Social Media Workshop then noticed several typos on their website. Never mind! "We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don’t please." #weirdsongstuckinmyhead Rinsing your face with Scope mouthwash isn’t as good an idea as you might think. @lilwolf30 I bet you do! @ChuckGT Minty indeed! It’s a ‘Home Alone’ moment! @DCJono Shun and throw rocks at them. @mikesica RT @ScottinStep: @g3rd80 saying your sister did sheep is just wrong @bobalouie. // LOL. And Chad did hogs. #separationofanimalstomate So is it safe to say that "Barbie Girl" can be considered "Classic Rock"? @jesserker Good call. I’m disappointed to only have 6, but there’s only so much time in the day. @A_Ron_The_DJ You have good taste in stalkers. You know what would be great right about now? Soothing nature melodies, lullabies and womb sounds. So Gary Busey is a father (again) at the age of 65? He and his son can have matching diapers! @MarkDC Eww. Sticky. @boogdogDC @Jase11 I use my cell phone to see in the dark. I watched "DOOM" last night for the 94th time. I’m a sucker for a crappy space opera. @DCJason Nicely run! @Chugs07 I totally pegged you as a junkie for colorless, odorless, tasteless, non-toxic, inert monatomic gases. @nfloresy LOL. ‘trying’ being the key word, eh? @OneFineJay His arms are twice the size of mine. #bicepcurlsareformeatheads @SugarBoobs Bonjour, my little cabbage! While your invitation is a delicious one, absence will make my heart even fonder for you. *kiss* @g3rd80 I only did hogs once for 4H. My showmanship was too sloppy, so I stuck with sheep. @ScottinStep @DCJono Yes! All while "Dressed For Success"! @kdawg1313 OMG you’re absolutely right! Tho’ hording domain names is SO much cleaner than say, feces. Nose-picking on public transportation deserves a citizen’s arrest. Where are my cuffs?! Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them! @ChuckGT meh. Just lick it clean. I like the seat pattern on the new Metrobuses: http://twitgoo.com/f2em9 @MarioPadilla I dig it! What font is that? I like. Why do I own 6 domain names? @DCToddNow Hmmm…you know I guess I’ll take what I can get! @mtclmbr1450 @LegalMoose @JBizzleRox @mikesica My SQL database passwords are eluding me. This is not good. No, I will not accept your FB school of wizardry invitation. Or fishville neighbor request. Or farmville donkey. LOL. Don’t understand Facebook? This is YOU: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycms0DNMc1qzpwi0o1_500.png @DCBrent Lol. I bet he doesn’t even know it’s doing it. It’s probably his silly iPhone’s fault. @zitellona Get outta my head! I was gonna say something about Huey Lewis, too but you beat me to it! Well-played! @ScottinStep We still are! I miss riding horses and doing rodeo. @ChuckGT As much as I *heart* Roxette, anything in excess may cause chafing. @mikesica @DCJono @SuDeepe Don’t you LOLZ me, Missy! My theory is that Japan is trying to take over the USA by turning their cars into Kamikazes. @USFBull82 That makes me want to watch Old Skool Disney flicks. @Chugs07 You seem to know a lot about helium. #sideeye @DCToddNow They’re only perverts if they aren’t attractive; otherwise… @DCJono Oh ho! I didn’t even consider that option. Your logic is sound. @DCJono It was a good thing to do during my formative years. I also sewed clothes for the annual 4H fashion show. @g3rd80 @ChuckGT Not even fish sticks!! #yesiamagayfish @ChuckGT Of course, if you need a volunteer to do it for you… Einstein discovered Relativity on a Metro train. "We’ll be moving ‘momentarily’". Likely story!

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Daily Digest for 2010-02-24

Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:53pm

rmankhey posted 85 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) I’m off to the Gaylord to meet up with my awesome, slightly younger (and much better looking) cousin Seth. #stoked @mtclmbr1450 Did you really? I’m so jealous! Then again… @LegalMoose OMGosh! They do!! http://www.girlscout.or.jp/english/index.html How do I love thee? I’d count the ways (if I knew how to count). @Please_Ryan Happy Birthday to your mini-Ryan! My "SPAM of the Month Club" selection arrives this afternoon. I’ll be unable to focus all day. Everytime I hear the word "Snuggies" I think "Huggies". Big, absorbent blankets for the incontinent. RT @SugarBoobs: Shut your "Hole", Courtney. You’re drawing flies. // If you needed any reason to FOLLOW this girl, this is it. Do it. #FF I want to go skydiving & I found a place with a 72% survival rate. Those are decent odds, right? Instead of saying "How are you?" I’m going to say "Happy Birthday!" Odds are 364 to 1 I’ll be right, right? @ELJefe843 It was you. Admit it. #oneofmyfollowers is my mom. @g3rd80 It’s the little things, isn’t it? Good morning, Chadster. Oh, and it’s Hump Day. Bonus! @DCJono Mexillent. After that, Twister! I just scrolled through my Twitter feed and saw references to farting, belching and peeing. Real classy, tweeps. @DCJono I’m running the Nat’l Half Marathon on March 20th. I don’t have plans for a marathon yet. I’m trying a new coffee. It has hints of syrup-drenched French toast, toffee, and street-corner shootings. Just killing time at the Gaylord bar waiting to see my Mormon cousin Seth. If he knew what beer smelled like he’d smell it on my breath. @chrisbarrondc I’m happy to share my coffee with you; did I mention the savory Roofie aftertaste? @BeeJohnny Buy Hooters, that’s what! @boogdogDC "And it’s been a long time since before I’ve been touched. Now I’m getting touched all the time." I’m so disillusioned. Mario doesn’t hit blocks with his head: http://i.imgur.com/pt4vx.png @pockitpatrik Wow! That is a wonderful compliment. Thank you very much. So where do my inner monologue and I sign up? @DistrictOfAris At least I was trying to be clever by avoiding the all to easy "your mom" joke. Should I be wary of a tech vendor who says "All the key buzzwords will be included in this next upgrade." ??? @skunkhair If you’re really worth your snot, you’ll fit a sneeze in as well. Who’s up for a rousing game of Connect 4? @jesserker I hope it’s Ostrich SPAM. My fave. @DCJono Lol! Fist pump FTW! @MarkDC @DCBrent @lilwolf30 Watch those geese! There’s a rogue group of them outside my office building who attack when you heckle their Canadianosity. @aliholden Mmmm…the tart taste of ammunition. @Please_Ryan I can always count on you for my daily dose of bowel movements and bodily functions! @DCJono Okay you win. My cousin Seth works for Chick-fil-a. Lol. http://twitgoo.com/f01w2 Happy 55th birthday, Steve Jobs! I should’ve known you were a Pisces. "Welcome aboard. Watch your step." I bet you say that to all the men, Metrobus. @jesserker I was hoping you’d say that. *rowr* @jesserker I just like to know people’s middle names. Don’t worry, I’m not a witch. My Grandma Jean is, tho. @DistrictOfAris There should be an admittance test and a waiver to access the Interwebz. @DCJason Awesome! I’m hoping the snow stays away so I can get back on track. Have you been training? The Gaylord’s carpet is purdy. http://twitgoo.com/f04yc #oneofmyfollowers can’t go a day without eating mayo (but I love him anyway). 10,023 That’s 10 times the number of people in my home town (and my current number of tweets). #omgwhocares Counting blue cars as the Metro passes along I-66 isn’t very exciting (there aren’t many). I’m thankful for my many blessings. i.e. I haven’t heard "Single Ladies" in over a month. *knocks on wood* @jesserker Jesserker not ‘bezzerker’? *whew* *hugz* @Jase11 No buttermilk, eh? Shame. What about butterfaces? @SugarBoobs I come in two flavors: With or Without Baby Oil. Your choice. #oneofmyfollowers shares my lust for "Alice in Wonderland". @Jase11 Last time I saw one of those I was looking in a mirror. Oh snap! #ithinkididthatwrong RT @slummymummy9: Xanax, take me away! // Can I go too? I’ve got my Speedo packed! @boogdogDC Samson is such a cute name and can you imagine how cute a girl Samson would be? @DistrictOfAris I’m thinking of stopping anymore FB friending. I’m ineffective handling so many people at once. You think your name is hard to spell? Be thankful your name isn’t ‘Praetextatus’. @Please_Ryan Lol. Natch, Big-Ryan! @Jamberta Technically Franklin, NE has 1,112 people but I’m rounding down. Shhh! @USFBull82 Better than "Help! I’m being held prisoner in a Fortune Cookie factory!" @DistrictOfAris I find your dad easier to manage than Twitter. @DCJono You have much to learn about the ways of the SPAM. @DCJono You have buttfaces? #gettingconfused @jase11 @DCJono But 3 in 4 LIVE! #silverlining @SugarBoobs *catches candy-coated kisses and gobbles them down* I could eat these all day, dumplin’! Thanks, shawty! @slummymummy9 I prefer an overcoat. That’s how we pre-verts roll. #crazywagon The soap in the bathroom must be used "With Adult Supervision". Guess I’ll have to wait for someone to come in. @jesserker "Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?" *cue munchkin giggling* From here on out I will trust all major life decisions to Hilary Duff…if only she’d return my calls. @jesserker I love you too, doll! What’s your middle name, BTW? I’ve been meaning to ask. @boogdogDC I can haz your babies? @Djewelle I’m sorry, babycakes. Here now, have a hug. *squeeeeeeze* YABBA DABBA DO! Off to the gym where spandex is a privilege, not a right. @sianyrobinson If Hilary Duff wants me to bring back the mullet, so help me Disney, I’m gonna do it! @Jase11 LOL. Bumpits: http://twitgoo.com/d8arp @DCBrent @DCJono @MarkDC @chrisbarrondc It’s not quite like Mom used to make, but then most things aren’t. #roofies @MarkDC Oh no, you misunderstand. The Roofies are for ME. @DCBrent @SugarBoobs I’ll be your Private Dancer; and you don’t have to pay me a thing! @DCJason I’m doing the Half Marathon, but I’ve been slacking. I’ve only run 12 miles twice and normally do 8. Dang snow. Are you running? @jpjaramillo "Praetizzle"!? Fo’ shnizzle. This level of jaw-dropping WTF-ness requires serious effort. When I die I want to be buried with my hamster. I’ve been saving the carcass since I was 5. @theroux "Comment Preview" buttons are for the uneducated masses. You’d best keep it. RT @jjherrick: He agreed to pink pants because, "hey they’re camo too & and camo is for boys." http://twitpic.com/14z66v On noes! Hooter’s is rumored to be up for sale: http://bit.ly/b5rhlV #homohooters RT @Please_Ryan: I made you a boner but I beated it. // This is why we can’t have nice things. *disapproving look* RT @pockitpatrik: 3 days in a row up early and semi on time! WTFsies? // I am so going to start using #WTFsies. FTW & *favorited* Why haven’t the Japanese done a horror flick starring rabid, zombie Girl Scouts yet? I’m waiting.

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