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Daily Digest for 2010-02-04

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	4:19pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard often prays his way out of situations his behaved himself into.
	11:52pm	rmankhey posted 149 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) Metro is in on the "Alice" action. And it’s 3D too!?! http://twitgoo.com/d5hyo @snoopysnowcone Rofl. There you are always seeing the battery-powered side of things! @slummymummy9 @lilwolf30 I’m sorry hun! @jpjaramillo Ugh. Yeah, I know what you mean. If "getting there is half the fun" you have more than your fair share. @jpjaramillo I have the Motorola Droid with the QWERTY keyboard. I love it. @USFBull82 has the HTC version. Y’all are crazy, but I love ya anyway. I’m off to confession. @argylestyle @JosieDC @urbanphish @DCBrent @DCdebbie I’d like to thank each & every ice patch between my office & the gym for multiple opportunities to kill myself. @urbanphish That’s so wrong it’s right. #ilikefrosting @JosieDC @DCBrent @DCdebbie @mikesica Thanks, Mike! I’ll see how long it takes me to pack. I’ll probably wait until the last minute as usual. @indydina I think it’s kinda cute. It would bother me if it made me hungry, but it doesn’t. Phew! Mornin’ sexies!! @KPCK @ELJefe843 @chrisbarrondc @herrygilly @kelkel926 @jesserker @sianyrobinson @ChuckGT @debihope @Djewelle Sure sugar! I’m happy to provide comic relief and VERY happy I’m not in your situation. :-/ @JeremyHawking Ewww! @MattyCDC Silver Surfer eats people? @Jamberta *giggles* I know, it’s such a suggestive word. Why does the Metro grease their platforms with Crisco? #slipperywhenwet @John_Irvine Really? How interesting. That’s the way monkeys do it. @kayteesays If the need to urinate was eliminated I’d get more sleep. #every2hourslikeclockwork @Ty_DC The writing was well done. We have 6 Feb birthdays. May is a good month to conceive, apparently. Wow. This is an AMAZING video about buckling up. I teared up a little: http://bit.ly/d0Ywmh @chrisbarrondc I was being a dick. I’d rather you were alive with an occasional grammar mistake then the alternative. @ELJefe843 It’s a rough job but somebody’s gotta do it! @chrisbarrondc @skunkhair Hey buddy! Haven’t seen you around much. How goes the part-time job at the Gentleman’s Club? @chrisbarrondc Sweet dreams! Hopefully very unlike the ones I had last night. Ciao! @boogdogDC Blizzards win hands-down….and upside down. @ScottinStep I’m pretty sure SiteCatalyst is the analytics part of Omniture and it’s all part of a consulting package with a fee. @declutteryou I’m flying home to NE at noon on Fri. I hope we both have safe travels. Watch for trees! RT @lilwolf30 ugh i need more money // Call Sally Struthers!!! @DCdebbie That’s noble. I love Jesus; but I drink. @ScottinStep I’ve tried it out and I like how it gives real time traffic info, but is that something you need? @g3rd80 @KPCK Contention makes a family. When there’s nothing to fight about no one comes to meals anymore & it falls apart. So I’m flying out of BWI tomorrow at noon. It makes sense to stay in DC instead of NoVA, right? Who’s up for a slumber party? This is a gutter. These are your brains in said gutter. Any questions? @takeahuyck @MattyCDC @pjohnson360 @meaganhtfld Any of my followers probably have figured out the same thing about me. Oy! @SugarBoobs I feel a moderate sadness that NASA is scrapping plans to return to the moon. #dreamer @Ryan_Please Can you get me some methadone from the Dollar Menu? Pretty please? @jpjaramillo Good ol’ Scottsbluff! For some reason we used to go there alot for Speech and One Act play competitions. #artsytown @slummymummy9 Thanks, babe. I’m flying home to NE. I will probably just escape tomorrow but I fly back next Tues during more possible snow. "Watch ‘Valentine’s Day’ the movie" is on the same To Do list as "Drink a cup of water from a rest stop toilet". @Ryan_Please Everyone except you. Natch. @takeahuyck I think my mom would like you. My family is all about the crazies. Do you speak hick? @thebestdistress @Djewelle Need me to call an exorcist? @meaganhtfld I’m going to yack cuz you’re going to barf cuz I said vom. Wait…what? @ELJefe843 Wait, the bus one? @snoopysnowcone I’ll mark that on my calendar. *scribbles* @BeachBarista Half-full of bad or half-empty? *hugs* IMA give myself a hair cut to make room in my ‘quart-sized toiletries ziploc’ for toothpaste in my carry-on luggage. bzzz I’ve been having tweet dreams where I mix up my personal and alter-ego Twitter accounts and all heck breaks loose. @jesserker *he he* By the way, hot hot hot new avatar. I kept meaning to tell you yesterday. @Djewelle Lol. I think you should evacuate. Pull the fire alarm. Something! Anything! @boogdogDC You are correct! It was Dairy Queen FTW all through childhood. Then McDonald’s but only in a pinch. Uranus is a gas giant. @meaganhtfld Oh. #duh So what else did you get for your birthday? Sunscreen? @meaganhtfld You’re surroundings are an intensive care ward specializing in various types of carcinomas? @herrygilly It’s a pretty sweet gig indeed! #punintended @skunkhair Got anything for me yet, Sandy McQueen, lapdance extraordinaire? Dudes, has anyone else seen this story about the weird, x-shaped asteroid thing Hubble telescope caught on film: http://bit.ly/cnlIN5 @jpjaramillo Here’s to Country Mice! *clicks glass* @indydina I know, right? She’s a wiley one. @Jamberta @ELJefe843 I’m on the 2T from Dunn Loring towards Tyson’s. It drops off at the Gold’s Gym down the street from my office. @jpjaramillo I visit maybe once or twice a year; it’s expensive to fly back to Nebraska. Do you still have family in WY? Yay for office birthdays!! Mmm cake. http://twitgoo.com/d5nbb RT @powalenya: Photo of the day! http://tweetphoto.com/10397368 //Oooh, I like! Nice perspective. @DCJono Are you a runner? @snoopysnowcone Oh fun! I can go from just flaming to a pile of ashes effortlessly! Running DOWN the UP escalator is fun! #shenanigans @DCJono As someone who’s easily entertained I say Go WMATA! @skunkhair Dude, right? I thought they’d ressurected Brooke Shields’ career when I saw those eyebrows! @chrisbarrondc I’m just kidding of course. I make grammar mistakes to. (sic) @John_Irvine I know you are but what am I? Ha! @kayteesays @chrisbarrondc Let’s form a posse. *saddles up* I have a confession. I have absolutely no idea what "pants on the ground" means. There, I said it. @chrisbarrondc I’m not a label-whore but I went to the Calvin Klein outlet @ Potomac Mills and got some of the best dressy clothes ever. I’d love a knight-in-shining armor but I’d settle for a ri-tard wrapped in tin foil. I’m turning 30 in May & this is what I want: http://www.neatorama.com/2010/02/03/hello-kitty-chainsaw/ @argylestyle Of COURSE you’re invited. Bring Judas. @urbanphish @JosieDC @DCBrent @DCdebbie @JeremyHawking Oh, I’m sorry. It’s good you have that relationship with your mother, though. RT @DCJono: My Arlington Alert about the impending blizzard says to be prepared to shelter for 3-5 days // I’ll be safe in Nebraska. *whew* @bananza "Don’t Fear the Reaper" @woolfmg I strive to sporadically amaze you. Is it working? @jpjaramillo The farm I grew up on is in North-Central KS. I went to High School in Franklin, NE & my mom & bro live in Hastings, NE. @sianyrobinson American Whosewhatsit? :-p No, I’m not watching it but I had a hunch it was something to do with that. Oh the traffic is just grand; I’m watching a sea of tail lights as angry as red coals scattered from an immense brazier over the fields. @MattyCDC Thanks for the clarification! I’m obviously not up on my Marvel Mythology. @DCToddNow Cookie Dough Ice Cream is my favorite. I could eat my weight in it. @DCJono @boogdogdc @Chugs07 @SugarBoobs Mission accomplished! **Happy Dance** @meaganhtfld @declutteryou Thank you; I most certainly will! @thebestdistress Great! You’ll fit in perfectly…except that Gingers are considered a food group in NE. #trouble @snoopysnowcone Natch! @ELJefe843 Hola! Potomac Mills is awesome. Calvin Klein has these dress shirts with 4% spandex. Amazing and comfy. @chrisbarrondc @sandypants88 Just trying to get your attention. *wink* @lwilcher Those are both awesome places. Lib Tavern has a grilled octopus appetizer that’s to die for. @DCJono @ELJefe843 I do like the way Diesel jeans fit; it’s hard to sheathe my ample booty, you know. @chrisbarrondc File this one under #WTF: "Teen-On-Teen Girl Fights Sweeping Internet": http://bit.ly/c55jT6 @DCJono Everything said on Twitter is MEANingful. Time to get my gym on and get the #sideeye from guys in the locker room. BBL If beer is what’s for dinner, what’s for dessert? @slummymummy9 Kindle. Check. Natch! You stay safe too, you hear? Heaven forbid you lose power. *knocks on wood* @ScottinStep Otherwise Google Analytics is adequate but I also use Omniture. @g3rd80 I gotta go to bed. I’m pooped. It’s been real tweeps! Sweet dreams (of rhythm and dancin’)! All this talk of snow/blizzard/flurries is giving me a big craving for a McFlurry…or a Blizzard, I ain’t picky. @Mike1433 Remember to lift with your knees. The snow that is. @newairtobreathe CONGRATS!! I hope you didn’t die…that would make it difficult to work at Apple. @DCJono How about a BB gun? That would hurt the least. @RyuElecktricity Wanna help? Join my posse! YABBA DABBA DO time! No work for me ’till next Wednesday! *slides down Brontosaurus* RT @DCToddNow: @DCJono @boogdogDC @bobalouie DQ rocks // My favorite are the chocolate dipped cones. *drools* @meaganhtfld Here, have some Skoal; get mouth cancer to round everything out nicely. @ELJefe843 Have you heard the song "Firebomb" from Rihanna’s new album? Amazing. "I wanna set you on fire so I don’t have to burn alone". @snoopysnowcone Of course! But what happens after the 10th time? @JeremyHawking Awwwww. Are you an only child? Or the baby of the family? @JosieDC Very funny. Not! Yes, officer I was speeding and yes, I’m driving a defective Toyota with a sticky accelerator. @JeremyHawking Get out! I hope my mom didn’t see that. She’ll get ideas. RT @sarahmitch10: How do blonde brain cells die? Alone. What would you think of someone with a snow-angel related injury? I’m asking for a friend. Taylor Swift must be stopped. Swiftly. @yococomo That’s me all right! Un-PhotoShopped ass crack and all. @MattyCDC LOL. It was an intentional ‘D’. #naughty @KPCK Is this before or after you kicked ‘em when they were down and ran away? I woke with Tori Amos’ "Putting the Damage On" in my head. At this early hour I feel kinda damaged. @snoopysnowcone FINALLY! I know what to get you when you turn 30. What day is that again? Too much hair too little time. I’ll be wearing my Fun Dip hat to the gym today. RT @chrisbarrondc: Your so gay and you don’t even like boys // OH NOES! #grammarpolice @JosieDC Only if he jumps out of a cake first. @urbanphish @DCBrent @DCdebbie If I see one more ‘joke’ made about "inches" I’m seriously going to vom. @lilwolf30 I know, right? <3 If I fell at least I’d be able to explain the bruises unlike a few others I have… @KPCK I don’t mean anger either; it’s a friendly, sparring banter. Funny clean (Mormon) humor. Everyone thinks we’re crazy. Anyone for a slice of bread? http://bit.ly/aCnBFE @boogdogDC You are cooler than I thought. @jpjaramillo @USFBull82 @jpjaramillo Google for Emperor of the World! Never mind, I think it already is. @chrisbarrondc I shaved the sides to the scalp last night and left the top. I’m torn between shaving it all and leaving it. Hot you say? @jpjaramillo I’m originally from Kansas/Nebraska. I’m going home to visit my family and mom for her b-day. Leaving Fri returning Tue. @jesserker Stop! You’re killing me! *guffaws* It’s "show & tell" with ringtones on the bus today. So far I’ve heard: Paulina Rubio, Menudo & the "Titanic" theme song. If you’ve never eaten a banana upside down, I highly recommend you try it. @DCJono I know exactly where it is! It’s on my running route and I am tempted sorely by it every time I run by. @boogdogDC @thebestdistress I’m escaping to Nebraska until the 10th of February. It makes perfect sense. @JeremyHawking Yes we are. My mom calls me Snookie. That’s pretty momma’s boyish. @jesserker We are so ignorantly cool! @JeremyHawking That’s why I like having my mom on Twitter. We avoid those types of discussions. @Chugs07 Which one? The ri-tard or the knight? @DCJono I pretty much planned my trip home perfectly with this #demonsnow. I appreciate the tequila body shots offer. Snow check? @DCBrent @boogdogDC It’s my circadian rhythm; been that way since I was young. That aside I refuse to medicate what lifestyle can fix. #notadruggie @MattyCDC Devourer of Worlds? Does he prefer the smaller rocky planets or the gas giants? @PDXRedhead Honey, there’s a difference between ‘throwing yourself into your work’ and ’stapling yourself to your work’. @BeachBarista Good. I’m glad to hear that; and you’re very welcome. @kelkel926 Taco Bell for dessert? Hmmm. Do they have fried ice cream? Body butter is not as tasty on toast as I would’ve thought.

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