Daily Digest for 2010-02-05

Posted by Richard Mankhey

twitter (feed #3) 11:30pm rmankhey posted 140 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @Andrew703 Where are you going to find any blonde haired and unbelievably blue-eyed boys this time of year?
  • My fingers are tired and I want to make uncomfortable eye contact with peeps on the bus. BBL!
  • @A_Ron_The_DJ Thanks sweetie! I’m just taking off now! Next Tuesday will be a different story! :-)
  • @matthewarchman Is that so far out of the question? ;-)
  • RT @Jamberta If you are against gay marriage you are against love and family. #hypocrites
  • RT @SugarBoobs @bobalouie Ain’t nothing sweeter than a sugar~coated peter. // #wordstoliveby
  • Oh hello, Exit Row.
  • @Djewelle Oh wow! I love the hashtag! #KINGS*IT Ha!
  • @snoopysnowcone Good run! Also, ’bout time you didn’t fall off the elliptical. #happenstomeallthetime
  • @takeahuyck We aren’t that far south!!! Dork!
  • @Jamberta Weather is still good so far at BWI and plane is on time. I’m sure I’ll be good to go as long as I make my Memphis connection!
  • RT @urbanphish @boogdogDC Gay Snowmen. & maybe a Fag Hag Snowbabe! @jesserker @DCdebbie @bdgrlaw @aliholden @Kort_Knee #faghagfriday // Hot!
  • @chrisbarrondc Some people don’t need to wear the ‘nerd’ to be sexy. @Andrew703
  • @ELJefe843 It’s not as unpleasant as you might think at first, but it does become cloying.
  • @SugarBoobs Ain’t nothing sweeter than a #followfridayfunny from you, m’ dear!
  • "Penis is a Place on Earth" #80spenis
  • @DCJono I only find plaid acceptable if it was produced prior to 1992.
  • I see ugly people.
  • RT @Ryan_Please @bobalouie @newbad back up off my bitch!You two decide who I’m talking to… // *backs up and turns rings around*
  • RT @snoopysnowcone Funky cold penis #80spenis // Ewwwww! FTW
  • @JosieDC OMG you win.
  • "Total Eclipse of the Penis" #80spenis
  • Taking off! Better shut down my phone. BBL!
  • @SugarBoobs It’s our…okay, well my favorite food group!
  • @Andrew703 Finnish people are the best all-round. Trust me. I’ve been to all those countries (except Sweden).
  • @SugarBoobs I would, but they wouldn’t know if I was talking about the scarves or their *faces*. #tooconfusing
  • @meaganhtfld I *did* try him. My thoughts? He was a little dry.
  • "I had some dreams there were clouds in my coffee." Carly say what?
  • Lawdy. Mention ‘Omaha’ and ‘weather’ in the same tweet and @omawx RTs you. Lol
  • @Ty_DC My flight’s on time for a 2:35 (CST) departure but I’m waiting to get a seat assigned. I think it’s oversold.
  • @snoopysnowcone *catches kisses and slaps them on his face like after shave lotion*
  • @meaganhtfld Luckily I produce a lot of saliva.
  • @KimsCrackers You know what to do…bite it back!
  • @JeremyHawking I shaved the sides to the skin but left the top. I didn’t pack toothpaste cuz I’m gonna steal my moms so I had room for gel!
  • @SugarBoobs Me too, but only if Chris Meloni joined in!
  • @SugarBoobs I do! I will send pics! SFW of course unless otherwise requested.
  • @snoopysnowcone Bottoms up! And I mean that literally! #acrobatics
  • "Take It Easy (No Teeth)" #80spenis
  • "The combination of liquor and altitude is not the same as getting happy." Oh yeah? We’ll see about that.
  • @skunkhair OMG, YOU’RE WALDO! RELATED: Sexy scarf.
  • A Drosophila melanogaster is after my beer! Shoe, fly!
  • @JosieDC Good eye! *thumbs up* It was strategically placed, actually.
  • The idyllic Myrrh-a-land countryside. Look closely for Canadian Geese! http://twitgoo.com/d72ar
  • @boogdogDC You’ll always be my Gypsy. Velvet underground and all.
  • A two-fer! "Eternal Penis" and "Walk Like a Penis" #80spenis
  • @boogdogDC Oh they will. But I wasn’t talking about snowmen.
  • I can feel the storm approaching; my uterus is acting up.
  • @LuvherStyle Hola chica! :-D
  • @newbad Lol. Hi honey! Long time no tweet! *hug*
  • RT @TheCortez I don’t eat cookies from the cookie jar I rather them be in plastic. #OMGFacts // #OMGimconfused
  • RT @JosieDC @bobalouie my goal now is to find a gayer wallet. Maybe one with lights! #GayWalletThrowdown @DCBrent // BRING IT!!!
  • RT @OneFineJay @bobalouie That and Drew had a hotter body anyway. // Hells to the yeah! Cuter face too.
  • @Andrew703 I was right! It’s okay; don’t be ashamed. I’m nerdy too..somehow..let me think about it…I’ll think of something. @chrisbarrondc
  • Good-bye Memphis! Hello Mom and Nebraska (in 2 hours)! Yay! BBL!
  • @skunkhair I can guarantee that is the case; I can provide references and picture evidence. We almost met at Brickskeller. Must meet soon!
  • Awww…cute gay, little flight attendants; so friendly while we wait in line for coleslaw and soda.
  • RT @Chugs07 RT @jesserker: @bobalouie we miss you already!!!!!!!:: amen!! // Aww shucks! Y’all are the best!
  • My burp tastes like styrofoam. What was in that omelet?
  • And then there were none; per usual.
  • @Ty_DC Never heard of Brizzly. But have you heard of Blippy? I’m creeped out by it.
  • "Penus (Venus)" #80spenis
  • @SuDeepe Oh snap!
  • @Andrew703 That sounds like my normal workplace conversation; that and bowel movements.
  • My mom is stalking me on Google Latitude.
  • @Djewelle Lol. Aw shucks. It’s true! I’m tweeting with one hand and holding my pants up with another!
  • @TheCortez Soft? Really? I like mine kind of crunchy. Wait, what are we talking about exactly? #nomnomnom @kdawg1313
  • @mikesica Crap! You’re right! *skeddadles*
  • Bartender likes my mohawk. He just added $5 to his tip. #beingniceworks #themoreyouknow
  • RT @JosieDC @Jase11 @MarkDC #skategirl! http://twitpic.com/11hpah // That bear skates better than I ever will. #clutz
  • @A_Ron_The_DJ *waves* Hey honey! I’m passing by your neck of the woods! Good luck this weekend!
  • @Jamberta My plane leaves right at noon but I have a connection in Memphis.
  • @BeachBarista Nice! Actually the only time I’ve ever gone UP the DOWN escalator is when I was inebriated. Lol.
  • @boogdogDC I want to be you when I grow up. @lwilcher
  • Let’s play the "How many ugly scarves do I see on the metro" game. 1, 2, 3…
  • @lilwolf30 I agree! Why ominous? How about that song "Walking In The Air"? I think I sang that in a quintet in 5th grade…
  • @JeremyHawking Great point! I didn’t think of that. I’m an L.A. Looks Goop kinda guy. :-D
  • @Andrew703 I agree. I’ve also discovered that redheads make my…heart…yeah, heart go pitter patter. @chrisbarrondc
  • @kdawg1313 She is the kinda girl you’d want to have a Margarita with…a Mariska-rita!
  • @snoopysnowcone Is it acting up *more* than normal? Better call the Vet.
  • @kdawg1313 Oh! Silly me. I thought Karen was a rather unique name for a man…
  • @skunkhair Your secret is safe with me until I get drunk.
  • I see tiny snowflakes falling out the window of BWI airport. #theyareallspecialyouknow
  • @SugarBoobs Mmmm…that puts a whole new (meat)spin on neopolitan, now doesn’t it?
  • @matthewarchman I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
  • Oh hello, Concord Grape Jelly a.k.a. Purple High Fructose Corn Syrup
  • I’m making a run for the ‘Borders’; I need a book for the plane.
  • Safe and sound in snowy Nebraska! I better put on my hick accent!
  • I forgot my belt in the airport security line. #pantsontheground
  • I thought I just saw Nick Lachey & I suddenly thought of how much cuter his younger brother is.
  • @DjDrewG Well I guess #demonsheep is good for something! Your mom’s gonads are safe…for now.
  • @MarkDC Holy crap, right? I may have to change my underwear. @DCBrent
  • I’m headed to BWI from Van Ness and crossing my fingers I escape this hot tranny snow mess.
  • @ChuckGT Ha ha! Good one!
  • @kdawg1313 Exactly. It’s like Foursquare; you can do it but you don’t need to tweet everything ALL THE TIME. @Ty_DC @JosieDC @DCBrent
  • Women at bar are wondering why I won’t put my phone down. Because if I don’t I’ll start shaking!! #Twaddiction
  • @kdawg1313 Wait…you’re a MAN?!
  • RT @JosieDC Hotties w hot hair: @Bobalouie @LeonDusk #FollowFriday // Aw, thanks babe! *sloppy kiss*
  • I just arrived at Greenbelt Metro with 5 minutes to spare to catch the B30 bus to BWI. Good timing!
  • Mom, close your eyes. "Our Lips are Sealed (around penis)" #80spenis
  • Two middle-aged women at the bar are ripping on the Interwebz. Can I get a couple backhands?
  • @slummymummy9 They must have added that warning in the late 90’s. My mom plied my brother & I w/ Benadryl…and Midol.
  • "All I wanna do is make love to penis" #80spenis
  • @ChuckGT *giggles* Apparently it’s the latest Twitter game. I like it! #80spenis
  • I can’t ever remember how to say Marsika Hagritay’s name (or however it’s spelled).
  • @JosieDC You know I already have a Hello Kitty wallet, a Disney Princesses wallet, and a Tinkerbell wallet waiting in the wings for me.
  • @slummymummy9 I’d expect you would at least take a hit out on your MIL first.
  • @JeremyHawking I have curly hair and need all the sticky I can get.
  • I would buy this for you, @SugarBoobs : http://twitgoo.com/d733d
  • @TheCortez Only homemade cookies should go in cookie jars. IMHO
  • @Ryan_Please Nope. It’s milquetoast.
  • Oh hello! I need to watch this show! http://twitgoo.com/d72ud
  • "Waiting for a Penis to Fall" #80spenis
  • RT @JosieDC @bobalouie @Ty_DC like no one ever asks me dirty nasty sex questions-now THATS mean
  • "I Touch My Penis" #80spenis
  • @Mike1433 Did I say ‘uterus’? I meant ‘fallopian tubes’.
  • @chrisbarrondc You play WoW? I’m unfollowing you now. *poof*
  • This snow is going to make kicking the homeless more of a challenge; I’ll just look for lumps.
  • @DCBrent We’ll whine ’till Formspring on Twitter stops. #justsayin @kdawg1313 @Ty_DC @JosieDC
  • @chrisbarrondc Nerds are sexy. That is all. @Andrew703
  • What?! I’m not Mayor of Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport? The shame…
  • @Jamberta Fo’ sho’! I will broadcast what I hope are not complete misadventures and mishaps. *knocks on Metro seat*
  • My mom will not believe my small carry-on luggage for a 5 day trip. Thank you @declutteryou for the packing tips!
  • @DjDrewG How dare you #FollowFriday me! (Thanks!) @Ty_DC
  • Well, I’m not wearing Blue Suede Shoes but I’m on a plane to Memphis, then Nebraska. Good-bye #snohwhatthef*ckever! Stay safe, DC peeps!
  • @lilwolf30 The one from the movie "The Snowman".
  • Overheard at Borders: "Do you want me to double-bag it?"
  • @thebestdistress Oh snap! I even had "Ginger" on my packing list! I’m sawwy.
  • @kdawg1313 Thanks a bundle. I can already smell the cluster from here.
  • @JosieDC Is there *ever* a good time for Formspring? @DCBrent
  • Hello Memphis Airport! Thanks for the great weather. I’ll be taking off for Omaha, NE in 1 hour!
  • I find it amusing that "ain’t" is in my phone dictionary. O rly Google?
  • Breakfast (w/ a side of "Heaven is a Place on Earth" from the bar musak): http://twitgoo.com/d74mh
  • "Whose Penis Can it be Now?" #80spenis
  • @Ty_DC Obviously we agree; I don’t hide my loathing for Formspring. @JosieDC @DCBrent No offense fellas, but for the love of Mike…
  • @sianyrobinson *smooch* Everything in moderation; especially moderation.
  • I’m not sure why I’m actually reading up on how to open the Exit Row door in case of emergency; this is portentious.
  • @Andrew703 ROFL! Omgosh! Stop it! I can’t take it! #pokemon #magic #harrypotter #twilight @chrisbarrondc
  • @snoopysnowcone :-D What a coincidence! I have them with me! So far so good; plane’s on time for 12:05pm!
  • I smell the snow & it reeks of pillage, rape and destruction; or maybe it’s my breath blowing back in my face.
  • RT @JosieDC @Ty_DC @bobalouie it’s very mean in the wrong hands lol // #fact
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Posted in: Lifestream Friday, February 5th, 2010


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