Daily Digest for 2010-02-06

Posted by Richard Mankhey

twitter (feed #3) 11:14pm rmankhey posted 76 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • Applebees here we come! #nebraskagourmet
  • I want to be the GoDaddy.com girl when I grow up.
  • @singulardc I never doubted you. I just got rid of about 45. That’s enough for today. :-)
  • RT @HerCuteness booty is in the eye of the buttholder // My booty is coming from inside my pants!
  • @genstarr That too. None for me, thanks. I only snort red things.
  • @ELJefe843 I’m wondering about Tuesday, also. It’s when I fly back but I may change it to Wednesday if there’s going to be more snow.
  • My mom’s cat J.J. aka "Basement Cat": http://twitgoo.com/d9lz6
  • Everytime I see this I think it says "Armpit": http://twitgoo.com/d8arp
  • I hope everyone back on the East Coast is staying safe. I’m watching the Weather Channel. Inconceivable!
  • @iaminigomontoya I know exactly what it means!
  • Concave mirrors can be scary. http://twitgoo.com/d8ad1
  • @newbad *bows deeply; exposes butt crack* Thank you my dear!
  • @bobalouie Why the effing crap do I have 24,174 tweets?
  • @amy4669 I can barely contain it sometimes. :-)
  • @bdgrlaw You are a veritable Girl Scout!
  • @John_Irvine Are you going to build a snow cave?
  • "You know, in my mind I can really dance." #thingsmymomsays
  • Quick! Hide the booze! The grandparents are coming over!
  • Time for some more unfollows. This is kinda cathartic. *poof*
  • @ELJefe843 I’m having a blast, thanks! Something tells me I’m better off missing #snOwMG Twitter makes me feel like I’m almost there!
  • @victoriastiles lol. Bed Bath & Beyond, actually. :-)
  • @mikesica Sounds like a spectator sport to me! Kind of like karaoke…but in slightly chillier temperatures.
  • I’m tooling around "Bed Bath & Bodyworks" (as she calls it) with Mom.
  • @chrisbarrondc Frankly I’m not surprised. When do you have your shirt *on*?
  • @mikesica I thank my lucky stars! I couldn’t have planned it better if I tried; I do feel as though I’m missing out on some fun. ;-)
  • If you’re hard core you’ll skip the snow angels & go straight to the snow faceplant.
  • I’m sorry @BusyMomTips but I will be blocking you now. I am neither busy nor a Mom.
  • My mom doesn’t like it when I snap her bra. What’s her problem? @SuDeepe
  • My 7 year-old step-brother, Wyatt. He says "I know, right?" a lot: http://twitgoo.com/d9w8w
  • @snoopysnowcone Good name for a pussy!
  • My mom makes some mean rhubarb pie. #nomnomnom @SuDeepe
  • @Jamberta Grammar police! I meant they’re instead of their. I’m a dolt.
  • @chrisbarrondc Oh, please don’t. I wasn’t complaining at all!
  • @sianyrobinson Dudette, this cat is whack! Complete spazz. You can have him, but don’t make eye contact and hide your peanut butter!
  • @bdgrlaw Sounds like you’re prepared. I wonder how many of the crazy pre-storm shoppers actually bought practical things like candles.
  • @John_Irvine :-) You eskimo, you!
  • "Nothing looks as comfortable as a cat." #thingsmygrandmasays
  • @kelkel926 Throw a snowball at him so he’ll come closer for you to get a better look. If he’s ugly, RUN!
  • @Shermin8tor Nice move! 10 points!
  • @Prof_Alec_Smart Oh you know…YOU.
  • @boogdogDC Have you any dreams you’d like to sell, Boogie?
  • Traveling is tiresome. Time to bed down with this hottie (Sebastian): http://twitgoo.com/d8mj8 Good night y’all!
  • @DjDrewG Hey, you started it.
  • I’ve got some free time so I’m scheduling periodic instant gratification over the next two weeks.
  • I feel as though everyone I see in Nebraska has been on Jerry Springer at one time or another. #includingme
  • My mom rocks. We’re just cruisin’ down the highway talking smack about our family.
  • @Jamberta I’m hanging with Mom, Dave, Ben et al, Grandma and Grandad. Their Wii bowling and I’m trying to de-virus Mom’s laptop.
  • @DjDrewG Last time I was at your mom’s house.
  • @DCJono You’re a veritable Rachael Ray! Impressive! My favorite part about pie is the Cool Whip.
  • @John_Irvine I know, right? I’m fortunate. I’m concerned about flying back on Tuesday when there may be another storm.
  • @sianyrobinson Moon him.
  • @sianyrobinson You’ve done all you can. Time to break out the boiling-hot oil!
  • @DjDrewG So am I! What a coincidence!
  • @chrisbarrondc Thanks Chris! :-)
  • @bdgrlaw Practical as a Swiss Army knife! :-D I’m grand, thanks. Enjoying time with the family in Nebraska. Yee haw!
  • @ELJefe843 I can spell it however the hell I want to. #snOHNOYOUDIDNT
  • I’ve a hard time balancing my impulsivity w/ my respect for others’ personal space. The latter wins & I’m surprised I have no love life?
  • Oh snap! I forgot to change my Manhunt location to "Nebraska". *giggles hysterically*
  • @Jamberta I had forgotten how rampant perms are in the Midwest. I can almost smell the chemicals!
  • @kelkel926 One of my favorite movies too!
  • A view outside my mom’s house in Shickley, NE. I can hear cows mooing. http://twitgoo.com/d90m8
  • I forgot how quiet Nebraska is. The sound of my pulse in my ears and a dog barking from the other side of town are mixing together.
  • @genstarr Or Freddi Prinze Jr. Or both.
  • I’m at a Nebraska Wal-Mart where they sell booze. That’s how we Nebraskans roll!
  • @sianyrobinson It’s a deal! #sizzle
  • Mom got a virus on her ‘puter that won’t let her log-in to Windows. My trips home always involve some type of Tech Support. #geeksquad
  • @DjDrewG I’d love to come to Code but I just landed in Nebraska for a 5 day vacay. #bummer
  • Somewhere a child has frostbite on one hand. http://twitgoo.com/d8aq1
  • *giggles* It’s funny what you find when you pay attention. http://twitgoo.com/d8uhc
  • @skunkhair I know, right? Let’s make sure we clear up this falsehood that I’m cool.
  • @Jamberta lol. Okay!
  • @kdawg1313 Absolutely incredible! Poor Fenway!
  • RT @kelkel926 Just woke up; looks like I haven’t missed anything significant. Cool. // I second this. :-)
  • I think 72% of the women in this Applebees have perms.
  • @singulardc *breathes deeply* Sage advice, sir.
  • @ELJefe843 I guess we’ll see, won’t we? (of course not you!)
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