Daily Digest for 2010-03-06

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 10:19pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard finally signed up for the March 20th Nat’l Half-Marathon and to celebrate, just ran 13 miles in 1 hr 45 min. Hey, you’d be bragging too.
twitter (feed #3) 11:50pm rmankhey posted 62 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • You know that Pink song "Funhouse"? She wrote it about gay bars. #fullofevilclowns
  • @Jamberta Oh honey that is good advice. Where were you last year when I needed you? #istillhavescarsdownthere
  • If there were a screening process for karaoke nobody would ever be able to sing.
  • Guy on the metro was not impressed when I asked to trade shoes. Mine are better than his anyway.
  • @MarioSemiglia I will never learn.
  • Gentleman: Let’s say I want to shave something other than my face. Are 5 blades more effective or more likely to cause massive hemorrhaging?
  • You know your hungry when the sight of a half-eaten wing on the Metro platform makes you salivate.
  • Hmmmm…
  • @MichaThom There are a few Cher look-a-like contests in my past. Plasticine robots in my closet, if you will.
  • @yococomo Unless it’s an ice skating rink.
  • @Jamberta Once. I learned my lesson.
  • @blobbybirdman I’d hit on you in a heartbeat. I’m glad you’re cool about it. We gays have good taste, you know. @WBeditor
  • @boogdogDC If you don’t stop being so amazing ima have to propose ‘n stuff. So quit it. 4 real.
  • #everythingfail
  • @John_Irvine Mmmm….Bollocks….and chips.
  • @jpjaramillo Oh all right then. :-)
  • RT @Jamberta: Me: Do you know your undies are on inside out and backwards? Jamie: Yes I like it this way. @bobalouie // Yer boy has style!
  • @jesserker Oh but it did. I misrepresented myself. My apologies.
  • RT @philo_quotes: Well-ordered self-love is right and natural. ~ Saint Thomas Aquinas // "Self-Love"? Um…
  • @John_Irvine I was considering just using the sharp, glassy edge of a broken wine bottle. #manlymanintights
  • @KimW16 I wasn’t aware of those stickers, but I think the rest of the world *is* more enlightened.
  • @boogdogDC @DCdebbie I hate to intrude…but…why is getting laid so important?
  • @Chugs07 Remind me to send you some of me dressed as Alice in Wonderland from Halloween last year. :-)
  • @ELJefe843 I would if I knew any.
  • @joceffvan I’m in Virginia.
  • @boogdogDC More befudling words have never been spoken.
  • @Jamberta Will do! *smooch*
  • @KimW16 It’s the naming convention for Bible chicks. "Lot’s wife"…"Noah’s wife"…is God misogynistic?
  • @Chugs07 Fake it ‘
  • @jesserker Yep. Much to my chagrin. It happens to the best of us…but I wouldn’t know what that’s like.
  • Bollocks.
  • @KimW16 I may or may not have Bogarted that orphaned, half-eaten wing. #nomnomnom
  • I wonder what the return policy is for a mail-order husband.
  • Noah was the original cat lady.
  • @boogdogDC It’s a little known fact that tildes are an aphrodisiac.
  • @joceffvan You’re half right. *wink* So you’re in the Philippines, right?
  • RT @WBeditor: @bobalouie @blobbybirdman I’m glad you’re cool about it. | Refreshing, isn’t it? // Too refreshing. #ifyouknowwhatimean
  • @bobalouie Thanks, Chad-ster.
  • @John_Irvine Don’t you judge me! #marshamarshamarsha
  • @John_Irvine I was playing stupid. I thought Tom was great, fat suit and all! Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve always crushed on Ben Stiller.
  • @blobbybirdman I would recommend a healthy dose of Cher and some "Will & Grace" & call me in the morning. Or right now. I’m free.
  • I think I got a little sunburned during the almost 2 hours I was outside today. #albinonomore
  • @DCdebbie A-ha. I’m no innocent, but I’m not as adventurous as I wish I were. Sorry. Just curious. @boogdogDC
  • @DCJono She was kinda hot on "Hey Dude" now that you mention it. @John_Irvine
  • @chrisbarrondc Spanks a lot! The best part is I can still walk. Tomorrow might be a different story. :-/
  • @cubby1978 I’m on 4square’s side. @foursquare
  • I’m ever the loser in "Clean Laundry Pile Bingo". My socks never match.
  • When the Metro bus ads are talkin’ ’bout Woodstock (’69) you know it’s time for an upgrade.
  • @John_Irvine Tom Cruise? I thought that was Robert Downey Jr. I get all my Hollywood junkie/crazies mixed up.
  • @boogdogDC Oh lawdy…well that 13 mile run used up about 1,656 calories. I’d say my blood sugar is negative at this point. #grammarpolice
  • @MichaThom Hedgeclippers might be more appropriate.
  • @John_Irvine I’ll lop of his appendages to save on shipping. I’ll pay a "damaged goods fee" but it’ll be worth it.
  • @matthewarchman In love? That’s wonderful! Who’s the lucky guy?
  • @boogdogDC No. It’s from personal experimentation. #ifyouknowwhatimean
  • @Chugs07 *chuckles* Those Brits…always so clever because they’re always so intoxicated.
  • @boogdogDC You’ve got eagle eyes, Boogie. I’ll take your Alphabet Soup advice as long as it comes with apostrophes.
  • So I finally signed up for the March 20th Half-Marathon. To celebrate I just ran 13 miles in 1 hr 45 min. Hey, you’d be bragging too.
  • @Jamberta I’ll be right here waiting for you. Until I see something bright and shiny, then it’s tough luck, sistah!
  • I found some wigs from my drag queen days; I’m having way too much fun trying them on and swishing about. Somebody please stop me.
  • @joceffvan So many personal questions! Let me DM you, darling.
  • @KimW16 I think they do call Mary Magdelene "that one ho" in the King James version.
  • @matthewarchman What are you waiting for? Go get ‘im!
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Posted in: Lifestream Saturday, March 6th, 2010


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