Daily Digest for 2010-03-07

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 4:35pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard is intoxicated by the smell of Spring in the air.
twitter (feed #3) 11:16pm rmankhey posted 45 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @jesserker Short skirts? Me to! High 5 gurl! @ELJefe843 @DCJono
  • Apparently, girls just wanna have fun. Thank you for that memo.
  • I’m so gonna do a trolley tour of DC today. Why not? I’m downtown with nothing to do.
  • A waitress just told me I had a "juicy butt". I need to wipe more thoroughly next time.
  • @MarioSemiglia Aww, Mario. There’ll be plenty of more gorgeous days just for you. ;-)
  • @Diane_Can Earthquakes?!? Weirdos I can handle, but not those!
  • @DCJason Are you still thinking about doing the Nat’l Hal-Marathon?
  • @DCbigpappa Of course! Cobalt wasn’t the best place for it. *wink*
  • Screw St. Patrick’s Day. IMA get my crunk on for Pi day (3/14).
  • @slummymummy9 He’s just jealous. Come to think of it, so am I. #silpada
  • @Shermin8tor I’d pay money to see you dance around like that. Wait, you’re over 18, right?
  • @chrisbarrondc I think I’ll be good. But I’ll check in with you tomorrow. Lol
  • @chrisbarrondc Ain’t nobody puts the ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunctional’ like family.
  • @JuanluisPG Oh, he’s good-natured about it. He only charges them $15.
  • @MichaThom …and you are crazy! But it’s okay. I still *heart* you.
  • @DCbigpappa I can always count on you for some 80’s lyrics! *hug*
  • Michael the Playbill bartender wants y’all to know the bathroom is for customers only, thank you.
  • @matthewarchman I did, sweetie. I say go for the CVS job and get a boyfriend while you’re at it.
  • @KimW16 Oh snap! It’s just my customary Stride of Pride weekend brunch with beer & philosophical convos with Bartender George.
  • RT @jesserker: it means FREE BALLIN @ELJefe843 & @DCJono we can buy you a kilt/skirt/short-shorts anytime you want. field trip! / I’m down!
  • @SugarBoobs Some swamp ass is hotter than others.
  • @DCJono www.sportkilt.com @jesserker @eljefe843
  • @JuanluisPG I totally agree. I would be wearing flip-flops too, but not until I get a pedi & a fab paint job on my toenails.
  • @JuanluisPG That’s totally acceptable. Okay, so who would YOU throw your panties at?
  • Sex Bomb: http://twitgoo.com/fynb5
  • I have an irrational fear of croutons.
  • @JuanluisPG Whatever form of explosive it may be, isn’t he just dreamy? *throws panties* #tomjones
  • @ELJefe843 Bon giorno, principesa! @chrisbarrondc
  • @extraspecial I’m from Kansas. Bestiality is a way of life.
  • @RocketmanDC Happy Birfday, baby!
  • @DCJason Awesome. I finally signed up yesterday. What’s your qualifying race?
  • I’m fearful the weather will go from pleasant to sweaty butt-crack sweltering before we know it.
  • "I’ll stop the world and melt with you (like the Nazis in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’)"
  • Dear Straight Bartender: Calling me ’sweetie’ will not get you a bigger tip. Wait…yes it will. Love, Richard
  • I love bed head.
  • @KimW16 Good call, sweet-stuff. Just putting the ‘ho’ in the Holy Sabbath.
  • @ELJefe843 Not me. You can only get so naked & still be miserable. @jesserker
  • George the Bartender just referred to 90’s music as ‘retro’ & he’s right.
  • @extraspecial ‘Cuz ya know…people’s feet are so sexy. Gimme more.
  • @jesserker I also have a kilt. #youknowwhatthatmeans @ELJefe843 @DCJono
  • @jesserker You need to teach me how to shop. It makes me break out in hives. @DCJono @eljefe843
  • George the Bartender says his girlfriend just moved to California. Awww. *tear* Time to make my move.
  • I sometimes wish George the Bartender actually charged me for beers because I’ve suddenly lost count…
  • @DCBrent I hate to say it, but it’s true. I’m easy.
  • Tourists in flip flops…I hope the get eaten by an escalator. The tourists–not the flip flops. That’d be cruel.
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