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Daily Digest for 2010-03-31

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	4:01am	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard wants to know if calling the Poison Hotline is necessary in the event of a Peep™ overdose.
	11:25pm	rmankhey posted 89 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @Jase11 I’ll tell him to look you up on Foursquare. @mtclmbr1450 It’s *possible* he’s been to my place, but memory banks say "No". @edmontongreg So far so good. 5 minutes into it & I haven’t even peeled the banana yet! The 3 grams of psilocybin I had at 10am might explain that zombie licking my toes. He looks hungry. @michaelfmuller OMG. I ate there last night w/ @DCJono & @pmpknkt: IHOP! LULZ. @A_Ron_The_DJ Are you illin’ again, cupcake? Did the Jewish Angel of Death only do a half-assed job on you? @pockettpatrick I love that commercial. I want those earrings. @jonschup Good call. Not quite as edible as popcorn, but good in a pinch! I’m kind of like the 3 Musketeers except there’s only 1 of me & my motto is "You gonna eat that?" @A_Ron_The_DJ Get better soon! RELATED: I’ve scheduled a funny tweet about allergies for 10:36am. Stay tuned. @ELJefe843 It’s so sexy, isn’t it? Lol. @mtclmbr1450 Obama’s a copycat!?!? *poof* *poof* …and more *poofs* @OneFineJay Aww, hugs back atcha! I like you. @Chugs07 I’m better now & even got to gross out a couple weak-stomached colleagues. #score @SoCalMeeka *shrugs* It’s what I do best! ;-D @JosieDC *examines hands* They are kinda, aren’t they? I missed my calling doing cross-stitching for a living. @jonschup I find 1/2 ply toilet paper to be a particularly big pain in the a$$. This dude has checked in at my recently deleted home address on Foursquare: http://bit.ly/aatRLr I don’t know you, dude, but cute baby. @whosthatgirl2 ‘Sup sexy sista’? @jonschup I have a secret stash of bubble wrap in my desk drawer. It’s light-years better than any stress ball. @meaganhtfld I was freaking out because I was dreading your return. (no, not really) @sianyrobinson I’m fine, thanks. I think I got the attention of our Legal Dept. however. #lawyers #vampires @SoCalMeeka None planned yet. Can I maybe call in ’sick’ tomorrow then show up on Friday and say "April Fool’s!" @extraspecial The only time I find it useful is when I’m meeting someone at the place I’m checking in to. I’m too lazy any other time. Bus Stop Experiment #99: Erotically consume a banana & see if I can get any phone #’s. @A_Peabody I suck at April Fool’s too. So far this is all I’ve come up with for work: http://ow.ly/i/T2u/original @michaelfmuller He’s obviously a villain if he won’t let you have 100 dogs. Tomorrow is April Fool’s Day! Who’s planning shenanigans? Dish, please. Is it *really* going to be 80 degrees soon? Sheesh. Sweaty Butt-Crack season sneaks up on me every year. @sianyrobinson Actuallyl, I could use a little podiatric exfoliation… @extraspecial I gave up Foursquare when I took umbrage that someone stole my mayorship of something. #overit It was only a matter of time before they remade Godzilla. I nominate Nancy Pelosi for the lead. This is absolute PERFECT weather for waiting for a bus. So perfect in fact, who needs clothes? Hmmm…Cobalt is doing their annual Karaoke Idol contest & tonight is a qualifying night. $1,000 prize? I’m in! @DCJono That’s cute! RELATED: Oddly enough that’s what I call my…*tweet dropped* @sianyrobinson Well that’s ONE thing women and men have in common: sweaty cleavage! Oh nothing…just trying to uncross my eyes from reading contracts for hours. Step 1: Gift a billion cherry trees. Step 2. Buy stock in allergy meds Step 3. Profit : Very clever, Japan. @extraspecial There’s that and, oh, maybe I’m uncomfortable saying "Here’s my home address" and "Oh, BTW, I’m not home right now". @eyephoto85 Maybe I’m just hungry. Or anemic. ***waits patiently for the next movie featuring the destruction of national monuments*** WSC gym locker rooms beat out Gold’s locker rooms hands (& all other body parts down). Free towels, shampoo, conditioner & vats of lotion. @OneFineJay No. It’s the sound of me hitting the "Unfollow" button. A little Spring cleaning. RT @A_Ron_The_DJ: Look it’s a 4-eyed @bobalouie http://tweetphoto.com/16421892 // Cute! Um, he has eyes in his nostrils? @michaelfmuller No. That’s un-Constitutional. An ‘erected’ official is a different story, however. Obama wants to drill for oil in Virginia. We should get special gas rates for contributing to the petrol supply. @Jase11 I was on my way to Med School but extensive shadowing during college with the good Dr. Coster convinced me otherwise. @JosieDC RT @DrGatewood: Boy Born With 15 Fingers and16 Toes http://bit.ly/bqP3Qe #FreakShow // Relative of yours, I presume? @Jase11 Good memory! Yes I veered towards research then bailed on that also. The Lab environment leads to a sallow complexion. @michaelfmuller ZOMG that’s the biggest rat I’ve ever seen! @michaelfmuller Agreed. Reading is so 19th Century. @zitellona Aww! An April Fool’s joke w/ heart! I admire that about you. @yancito Okay, maybe them, but I’m comfortable enough w/ my body for public nudity…& inevitable incarceration. I’m bracing myself for the EMP that Apple will soon release to render all devices prior to the iPad inoperable. @extraspecial Some people are checking in as bus stops, even. I wish I’d thought of that when I used to use Foursquare. @DCJason @suicide_blond Lemme guess…a Tahitian Wax? @Chugs07 I don’t have a car but I feel the need to get the back of my petrol-purchasing peeps. @michaelfmuller #rickyroll RELATED: What do you call a one-legged woman? @DrGatewood That’s why I continue my search for the 6-fingered man. The limiting factor of today’s workday is Scotch™ tape. I’m all outta tape. Time to blow this pop stand. @slummymummy9 Summer’s Eve? RT @DRUNKHULK: @bobalouie NO WAY! DRUNK HULK LOVE GLAUCOMA! ESPECIALLY ON TACO! // My 1st Celebrity Mention! Thanks, DRUNKHULK! RT @has2b_christyv: bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon penis RT @slummymummy9: @bobalouie i gotta work. So the jokes on me #Aprilfools // Oh snap. I guess that makes two of us. #deucedunces @pockettpatrick …and what of "hey girl hey"? @DCBrent @MarkDC @Jamberta That was pretty darn clever, actually. @zitellona Nice! Do you know what would be good? Pre-printing all the paper with pics of boobs & replacing it in the printer trays. Thank you very much for the ReTweet! @LegalMoose @mampdx @floridajewel @KarlFrisch @woolfmg I’ll bet you even @DRUNKHULK flinches during glaucoma tests. @DrGatewood You should be very proud. Those extra digits would be useful in a survival situation. #ViennaSausages @michaelfmuller Apparently Democrats support drilling also. Clinton drilled interns & Obama has his eye on Virginia. @JosieDC Isn’t there a Seinfeld episode about that?#handmodel #dontcurseme @Jase11 @eyephoto85 Can I suck on it first? #thatswhatshesaid @slummymummy9 Cement is kosher? Since when? @OneFineJay No way dude! You’re good tweeple! @crmetz I have a feeling the ridiculousness won’t stop even if you unprotect your tweets. @edmontongreg Pretty firm actually, but not *completely* tumescent. My mom has no faith in me. She says I’ll never out-marry Elizabeth Taylor. I smell a challenge. @SuDeepe @michaelfmuller Precisely! …and what do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Dear @Adobe, please give PhotoShop a Glyphs palette: http://ilovetypography.com/dear-adobe/glyphs.html @michaelfmuller Oooh. You’re good. @woolfmg Why didn’t I see this sooner? ;-D My stapler bit me! #carnivore http://twitgoo.com/misg9 Certain words have a Pavlovian effect on me. Right now "angus" is making me salivate. @OneFineJay "Leather" makes me think of all the bad renditions of "Leather & Lace" I’ve heard at karaoke. So yes, I c.r.i.n.g.e. @SoCalMeeka Mmmm….angus. @A_Peabody I should totally Photoshop that to include your awesome suggestion. Ha! @meaganhtfld Pictures of "BEFORE" and "AFTER" please, so I know exactly how much you’re gonna kick my ass when we tweetup (finally). @michaelfmuller #doglady #cruelladeville

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