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Daily Digest for 2010-04-30

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	12:13pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard likes to make scary faces at babies when their parents aren’t looking.
	11:37pm	rmankhey posted 120 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) I can’t say the word ’spelunker’ without giggling. @valora_ixchel Spank you very much for the #FF mention! @oodleday bows Thank you m’lady. You just reminded me I was going to wear my kilt to work today. Oops. Maybe next week. No, YOU aren’t wearing underwear! @JosieDC "These Boots We’re Made For Walkin’ in Memphis" #beforeandafter @boogdogDC @dcjono @has2b_christyv With body parts like that, who needs hands? #prehensileboob @Cumdumpster2000 What’s the oneism tally for your sexy new avi so far? @pockettpatrick @genstarr @Royboi Actually my day is breezing by. There’s something about 3 hour long meetings spent tweeting that do that sometimes. @MarioSemiglia I was starving after my run; and it was quick…and confusing for a bear of very little brain like moi. @unmarketing I could guess what time they start, but that wouldn’t be helpful. Congrats on the #UnBook by the way! @snoopysnowcone Keep it on! I brought the marachino cherries! Still at Cobalt. Missed the Metro, but(t) an adorable straight girl just told me I had the best a$$ in the place. #alcoholmakesyoulie @DistrictOfAris It’s like the Bermuda (shorts) Triangle! Does anyone know where I can watch some mind-blowing whale and crab footage? Woman on the Metro clutching a book called "Survival English"…God Bless her. E-mail is like playing ‘Whack-a-Mole’. Just when you get rid of one another pops up…& another…&… @DCbigpappa face palm @MattyCDC @taco_heina Like "buttah" soft or "baby bottom" soft? Metro’s increasing fares again on June 27th. Supposedly it will be "the largest fare increase in its history". Fascists! @boogdogDC "Stairway to Heaven is a Place on Earth" #beforeandafter #zomgthiscouldgoonfordays @josiedc @dcjono @boogdogDC Ooooh! ATeens!!! @edmontongreg I will after they take the handcuffs off. @VirtualMarketer Bummer is right! It’s not a problem for me ‘cuz I stopped using Foursquare. I lack the wherewithal to remember to check-in. You just don’t go to work expecting to hear the word ‘urethra’ in conversation. @extraspecial Hear, hear! (Sorry, too long to ReTweet) @CapitolClio I love love love my job. Seriously. If you ever hear me complaining about it, please pimp-slap me. @sm1else Maybe they should stop building the Dulles rail line. I really don’t understand their ‘budget’. @boogdogDC Oy vey! @boogdogDC "Hit Me Baby One More Time After Time" #beforeandafter @josiedc @dcjono @slummymummy9 Sure thing, but you gotta* have the pimp cane. @pjohnson360 Muchas gracias for the #FF, babe! @FHornChickie You can read me like a Kindle. RT @SuDeepe: @bobalouie Heck no on the encore! Also, no oven anyway. // LOL Good point, ya goofball! <3 @taco_heina I was afraid you’d say that. That adjective applied to that noun is all sorts of oddness. I don’t kiss and twitpic. @slummymummy9 wolf whistle Twitpic that and I’ll make you a new avatar. @sm1else Exactly! It’s ludicrous. They were even entertaining the idea to stop weekend late night service at 2am instead of 3am. @jillaferguson I guess I can count my fevered brain as an asset for tweet inspiration. Who needs kids? Or dogs? @slummymummy9 My mom works in law enforcement. She sees her ‘clients’ (prisoners) everywhere. She was even served dinner by one once. @boogdogDC "I Will Always Love U & Ur Hand" #beforeandafter @DCJono @josiedc @markdc Hey @SuDeepe! Xoxoxo What kind of cake and ice cream did you use in my 8th birthday Baked Alaska? I hope you’re feeling better! RT @ChrisTheShrink: We got hair cuts for the Thing 1 & 2. Man my kids are stinking cute!! I really don’t think I’d like to be born again. Imagine the hospital bill! RT @slummymummy9: #FF the hottest guy in town. @bobalouie back off ladies, he’s all mine. // <—best #FF ever if it had profanity. @Amanda_Rudelt PowerPoint is one of the most soporific substances known to man (& woman). @jesserker I love your mugshots. "You’ve been a bad, bad girl…" @SeanBoudreau Bravo won’t return my calls. Neither will Chris Evans. sigh @boogdogDC @josiedc @markdc @dcjono @claddah76 @DCBrent RT @JosieDC: @MarkDC @bobalouie @dcjono @boogdogDC Prostitution whore engaged 19 times #doesthatcount #beforeandafter // No soup for you!!!! @takeahuyck You are truly a gentleman…most of the time. Thanks for the #FF! @beatpunk There you are! Don’t get:-) creeped out or anything but I was @jesserker snorts You see?! @genstarr Indeed! Don’t forget: frottage, frenulum & frappacino! @matthewarchman I like almost all kinds of music. I’m not partial to rap. Or Helen Reddy. @VirtualMarketer My Droid phone was convinced I was stranded in Beaver, NE for 2 weeks when I was actually in VA. @FourSquare @Cumdumpster2000 Done! Thanks! Is it time to get crunky yet? Please? @oodleday Good to hear. No wait, it isn’t. RT @A_Ron_The_DJ: - A-Ron’s debut at Cobalt was SMASHINGLY AWESOME!!! Thank you again EVERYONE!!!!! @snoopysnowcone Nicely done, Road Runner! I did 8 miles in 1 hr 2 min tonight. My buns is sore. Anyone at Cobalt? Somehow I wandered into it. @DCJason I will stay for 31 minutes and see what happens. I like to push the envelope. @beatpunk Always. @Cumdumpster2000 Loads & loads & loads I’m sure. @genstarr @pockettpatrick Oh plaid…Cobalt is like the Bermuda (shorts) Triangle. @PrttyGriselda Hello my pretty! I’m totally following you now! @slummymummy9 I’m the same but it’s not ex-convicts or former colleagues I’m avoiding. @JeremyHawking Don’t fret. I paid her to tweet that. Oh! And she’s actually my pimp. @slummymummy9 @Amanda_Rudelt I’m great with the program but I’m chagrined to admit I can’t make a very good presentation. #bulletseverywhere @extraspecial LOL. Now that is some Survival English! @snoopysnowcone Ima try to bounce some Susan B. Anthony’s off ‘em. Be right back. #boing @Jimbo3DC Score! Ima get me some crabs! And whales. RT @oodleday: @bobalouie water sports car #beforeandafter // giggles Only 7 M&Ms? For real? I was sure my schnoz was bigger than that. @JosieDC "Killing Me Softly With His Song For The Lonely" #beforeandafter @MarkDC @boogdogDC @dcjono @boogdogDC "Listen To Your Heart of Glass" #beforeandafter @josiedc @markdc @claddah76 @seanboudreau @dcjono @TroubleHots LMAO I love it! You win the Twitterwebz. @jesserker Thank you, sweet stuff! I was rather happy with that one. Can’t go wrong with Pink and Whitney! @JeremyHawking Aha! @boogdogDC "Rock Me Sexy Jesus Christ Superstar" #beforeandafter @josiedc @markdc @claddah76 @seanboudreau @dcjono @SoCalMeeka My dear, you are so sweet! Thank you for the #FF love! Since you asked, I skipped a belt loop on PURPOSE. It’s called ‘fashion’ or ‘trend-setting’ or something. @whosthatgirl2 Bon giorno, Principesa! Thank you for the #FF shout out! I’m 72% I had my nipples pierced in a past life. @pjohnson360 @takeahuyck blushes I’m all a-flutter boys. Thanks! <3 A dude on the bus is wearing a "Stick it to ADHD" shirt. I’d like a demonstration of how that works, please. @bdgrlaw My Princess in shining armour! @MattyCDC True; it’s just a little less likely in the Marketing Department. @extraspecial @DCJono @has2b_christyv I’ve heard the saying "If walls could talk" but I’ve never thought about talking breasts. Someone smells vaguely edible. @DCbigpappa Yes. Who could that have been directed at? RELATED: Like vampires, Australians don’t show up in photographs. I’m not asking for much; I’d happily settle for Psuedo-Celebrity status. @MarioPadilla Wassa madda with you? There is a discrepancy between these signs: http://twitgoo.com/tzl0y Work meetings are the perfect opportunity to see how many M&Ms I can fit in my nostrils. The only thing standing between me & some much needed caffeine is a wrinkled dollar bill. Who will prevail? I love it when people tweet about their kids; I should get some so I could have instant tweet material. @Royboi Ouch! I beat ya by an hour. The next time I get a compliment on my booty I’ll say "It’s not much but I call it home". Maybe I should rethink this. I knew that nipple cream would come in handy. @DistrictOfAris Spanks anyway! @DCJono Very clever #FF. Thanks! Don’t get me started on #beforeandafter! I have shtuff to do today at work! @DCJono Yeah, @SuDeepe was in labor w/ me for 36 hours the first time; I don’t think she wants an encore. @boogdogDC So I approached 4 random guys at Cobalt last night thinking they were @beatpunk but no dice. Too many brunettes! Sun-In users have more fun. @taco_heina Sorry ’bout that my sweet Taco. Are we soft or crispy today? @MichaThom I should! How late does it go? @MichaThom Or until the last member has been serviced. Starting the 2nd hour of an all morning meeting. What the hell did people do in them before Twitter? Pay attention? @edmontongreg Yes! Those are the ones! How did you know? RT @MarkDC: @bobalouie "Use Somebody Told Me #beforeandafter @josiedc @dcjono @boogdogDC // OMG you beat me to it! Nicely done! Hi @beatpunk! Nice to tweet you. @FHornChickie mentioned you last night and I wanted to say hi. I was only kind of stalking you. @genstarr I love it when you say the ‘F’ word. Happy Friday to you! @FHornChickie No, but some quick research tells me I’d like to…and it’s highly likely considering where he is right now. @beatpunk RT @boogdogDC: @josiedc "Here Comes the Rain Again(st) The Wind" @dcjono @bobalouie #beforeanafter #doesthatcount // he he Yes, it counts. Dear Motorola, I’ve lost the back off my Droid 3 times now. Please schedule an intervention OR fix yer phones. <3, B @JosieDC "It’s My Party In The USA" #beforeandafter @MarkDC @boogdogDC @dcjono @boogdogDC They need to make a "Before & After With Friends" @josiedc @markdc @claddah76 @seanboudreau @dcjono @MichaThom Well you see the Metro got in my way then there was this 17th St. thing and all the sudden there I was! @camsmg Hey cutie patootie! Thank you for the #FF mention. <3 @boogdogDC "Big Girls Don’t Cry Me a River" #beforeandafter @josiedc @dcjono

Daily Digest for 2010-04-29

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	2:59pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard approves of friends who don’t let friends wear plaid.
	10:40pm	rmankhey posted 20 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) Just "getting by with a little help from my frenulum." Wait, what? Searching for karaoke inspiration on YouTube. RELATED: Wilson Phillips dressed like a bunch of sk@nks in their videos. Golden shower curtain. "Where’s your ‘Like’ button? I want to push it." #pickuplinesforgeeks @boogdogDC ‘Before & Afters’ are my favorite. Lateral thinking is a drug. Take pics of random things & people ask question & when people ask questions, they die. Bwa ha ha. I believe that Shakira’s song "She Wolf" is actually a hint that she’s a lesbian. #shewolfinthecloset @chrisbarrondc I am fantastico! It’s amazing what one can accomplish when the siren song of Twitter is ignored. How are you? @chrisbarrondc I missed out on some self-love today, eh? @DCBrent @MarkDC @Jase11 #divinyls @boogdogDC Fields of Goldfinger @DCJono #beforeandafter @willgallahue o_O The elegance and simplicity of that adage are truly awe-inspiring. UNRELATED: Got any soap you could borrow me? @DCBrent Bring a bottle of Thousand Island™ dressing and I’m in like Flynn. @EvanOdd You’re absolutely right! You haven’t heard (or seen) anything until you catch them mating, however. @kitcat999 Or kidneys, ears, nipples and other things that come in pairs for $1000, please Alex. @DCJono Where is the Love Story? @boogdogDC @boogdogDC Heads Carolina, Tails California Dreamin’ @DCJono My mom wants to get crunky. Anyone got any bourbon? @SuDeepe @JeremyHawking blushes Well at least I had some paper, tape & a Sharpie handy. Overheard on the bus: "It’s a good field to get into…computers." Oops. Sorry. My bad. http://twitgoo.com/tz29c

Daily Digest for 2010-04-28

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	3:25pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard needs to cut back on the iron supplements. This morning he got out of bed, stretched and slowly turned North.
	11:33pm	rmankhey posted 66 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @matthewarchman Marvelous, my friend. Thank you. How are you? @extraspecial "Fire on the Red Line (Run, Boys Run)" @jporter07 @qualitylogo Yes indeed, it is the adorable Adipose! I couldn’t think of anything more random. I’m glad you approve! Today I vow to not spend all day on Twitter. RELATED: I also vow to stop lying to myself. @oodleday Permission granted! Sock-it-to yourself! @SoCalMeeka I’m marvlous, thank you. Yourself? It’s imperative you learn the difference between "Fairy Dust" & "Dandruff" before trying to fly. @whosthatgirl2 I just wiped some drool from my lips. That sounds like something Elvis would have loved! @whosthatgirl2 My dreams are frightening enough the way it is. I’ll skip the Elvis Special after 10pm. No you’re the one who ends work emails with smiley faces…& hearts….& kittens…& "Have a positive day!" @Cumdumpster2000 I suppose I could have asked my mom too, but she’s probably in jail. @SuDeepe Stifler’s mom? Pffft. If you want MILF action, check out @slummymummy9. @qualitylogo I haven’t seen the new Dr. Who series yet, but I know that @DCJono is a big fan. @takeahuyck It’s gotten bigger since you last saw it, but it’s not a tumor. @MarkDC @josiedc @joshydc @dcbrent @lwilcher #donk @SoCalMeeka That’s phenomenal! You go girl! @oodleday You can rip on me instead. You also must tell me the story about the SXSW ‘adventure’. Noisy mouth breather in a stall in the office bathroom. It was like escaping the Labyrinth of Crete. #minotaur "In the event of Rapture, this account will be driverless." #TwitterBumperStickers Does anyone have a recipe for a "Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich"? @DCdebbie Who’s Keith Olbermann? RT @jasonmustian: I REALLY hope a rich white couple adopts Sandra Bullock’s adopted son and teaches him to play football. @kfmfmg :-O I vote for a preemptive strike. @whosthatgirl2 You are a wonderful mother. My mom sent out all my little bro’s wedding invites…& filed his divorce papers 2 yrs later. :-/ RT @extraspecial: @bobalouie "Fire on the Red Line (Run, Boys Run) [Jason Nevins Rockstar Remix]" @jporter07 // Hot! Where can I DL that? @jpjaramillo Look at you, so helpful and stuff. Muchas gracias! @chrisbarrondc It’s all about the props. Funny t-shirts, sparkly wallets, odd hairdos… RT @genstarr: My new profile pic courtesy of @bobalouie. Where are the boobs & burritos? // Versions 2 & 3 will incorporate those features. @willgallahue I am pleased and humbled, WG. bows My wit pales in comparison to yours, however. @SugarBoobs Hello, sweetness. I’ll walk on your back anyday. @DCJono @SnoopDannyDan ‘Uncrustables’ conjure up mental images of poor hygiene. @DCJono If the Alpo is like most other processed foods, it’s basically: HFCS, sodium, food coloring & chicken lips. @JamesBlute While they don’t taste as good as Brits, Canadians have their uses. Dear Retail Industry: You will NOT guilt me into buying crap for Mother’s Day. I will crochet doilies. Love, Richard YABBA DABBA DO! Gotta go get my money’s worth out of my gym membership. BBL Seriously though…all these shirtless/body part avatars are making me confuse Twitter for Manhunt. This day needs more Viking helmet. @slummymummy9 How many licks does it take to get to the center of your universe? @oodleday I saw it last night I just didn’t get around to responding to it. I’m as quick as molasses, sometimes. @whosthatgirl2 Hello, pumpkin. How’re the hand cramps? @kfmfmg Best of luck to ya, buddy! I’m an optimist. I figure if it were really a dog-eat-dog world there wouldn’t be so much Alpo. Oh nothing. Just giving it the old Girl Scout try. @genstarr I have to say, it certainly brightens up my Tweetdeck columns! @Cumdumpster2000 @DCJono @slummymummy9 I’ll take Door #2, Bob. Happy Birthday to the Occupational Safety & Health Act (1989) & Jay Leno (1950)! RT @JosieDC: omg this reminds me of @bobalouie http://yfrog.com/50hvxj // I just burst out laughing and scared myself! DC Metro Bus Driver Training seems to coincide w/ Tourist Season. Coincidence? #easytargets @DCJono If Jason Statham isn’t in it then I don’t want to see it. I spend 80% of the my report-creating time making them pretty. It’s all in a day’s work. @JosieDC Skinnier?!? You must have a filter on for "corpulent Midwestern tourists". I see them everywhere! #iseetourists @whosthatgirl2 He’s also on his own for graduation gift Thank You cards, yes? @FHornChickie With an avatar like yours, how can we possibly voice dissent? I’m the suspicious type. I’ve always felt that reincarnation is just a sneaky way to sell more tombstones. @Jase11 They gotta learn somehow. @kdawg1313 Ha ha ha ha ha! Wait… @oodleday "Cheers" is tantamount to having all the professionalism of a dung beetle. @slummymummy9 What do I win if there is a star on your wrapper? @slummymummy9 Can we start referring to Justin Beiber as "she who shall not be named"? RT @JamesBlute: Question : What do you tweeps in the US think of us Brits? // Taste tests confirm we prefer you over Canadians. @ma3145tt Domestic: Yes; Domesticated: No @Jase11 My frequent bus-riding experience has proven that their driving doesn’t get much better than that. #metrobus @boogdogDC Nor do they seem understand what the report is about. It’s like explaining heaven to bears. @oodleday Oh ‘twife’. You know, we should stop making up ‘twords’. I believe it was @briancarter who said so at #pubcon. Wisdom from a conversation at the bus stop: "At the end of the day, everyone wants their d%# sucked." If medical science has done so much to add years to our lives, how come you never meet a woman past 40? @takeahuyck 1. runs* 2. pounces 3. delivers bear hug

Daily Digest for 2010-04-27

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	11:39am	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard may be inappropriate for children under 13.
	10:08pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is On April 10th, 2010, Hair Cuttery teamed up with the Buzzing for Change Foundation (buzzing4change.org) to ‘cut for a cause’. - http://sot.ag/MTQxNA.
	11:26pm	rmankhey posted 107 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @DrGatewood I like Schrödinger’s cat. @DistrictOfAris @oodleday If you need a proofreader, let me know; just warn me in advance so I can get a few drinks in me first. I’ve had coughs that were more productive than I was today. Twitter is a reminder that while we sprang from a common ancestor w/ monkeys, some people didn’t spring far enough. RT @oodleday: dude in my art appreciation class has a mohawk= I miss @bobalouie // Shall I send you a lock of ‘hawk to keep you company? @pjohnson360 Goodness, you’re a Leo? Why didn’t you warn me? @Lyndon_Reid You are loving this Formspring thing. Did if just arrive in Canada? @boogdogDC You should only start worrying when the memory loss becomes un-noticeable. @DistrictOfAris face palm @DrGatewood @oodleday Yes please! I would be eternally grateful and owe you my firstborn and stuff. HER: Are you wearing lip gloss? ME: No! It’s called ‘lip shimmer’. HER: hysterical laughter ME: :-/ "Thanks for Following Me!" #TwitterBumperStickers @citizenkoan Thanks for the ReTweet! @oodleday You haven’t met the armadillos I have, have you? @SeanBoudreau Dang good movie. The Geocities-izer–Make Any Webpage Look Like It Was Made By A 13 Year-Old In 1996: http://bit.ly/bnOjYI @oodleday Best. Gchat. Status. Message. Ever. @jporter07 Even more shocking, we’re not even remotely related to the government sector. Febreeze: Because the washing machine has too many confusing knobs & buttons. RT @oodleday: @bobalouie WTF armadillos dont go rawr @cway1979 That could be arranged…for only $19.99 (plus Shipping & Manhandling). The Ten Commandments are multiple choice, right? I cringe when my Google alerts remind me of past tweets. Isn’t "I’m up to my nipples in children the way it is." a gem? "Tweets don’t kill people; people kill tweets." #TwitterBumperStickers @oodleday We are now connected on LinkedIn! You DO know that that’s not a dating site, right? @pockettpatrick It’s okay; we can’t be expected to be 100% awesome all the time…at least I can’t. @unmarketing It’s ‘natural selection’ at work. puts hand to forehead & sighs for effect …and I’m spent! Good night, Twitterverse! @mikesica Your Avatar is… @kdawg1313 Thanks, K-Dawg! It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true. @lilwolf30 I miss you too, bANaNA! When will I see you again? searches his iTunes collection for the keyword ‘bunny’ RESULTS: 9 songs @JosieDC Normally I wouldn’t condone converting British shows to American, but "My Fake Baby" sounds like a winner. @JoshyDC @DrGatewood "Wish you were here." #TombstoneBumperStickers Takinga out my contadtas withoaut knowigna wherwra my glassaes are wasa a baad idear. Confession: All my socks & underwear are pink & not because I’m unaware of how to separate colors from whites. @camsmg gratuitous wink @Lyndon_Reid I can tell, and the attitude is serving you well. It’s been my philosophy since I was about 16. @aliholden <3 <3 <3 @boogdogDC bunny+sex="All your bases are belong to us" @SoCalMeeka @oodleday Wait…was that a "T-Rex ‘rawr’" or an "Armadillo ‘rawr’"? @oodleday Real men wear pink; they just don’t tweet about it. @pockettpatrick It’s okay. I poisoned her tea forthwith. @pjohnson360 Just keep telling yourself that, sweetie. wink @DrGatewood "This is what happens when you forget the POUND sign." #TombstoneBumperStickers I’m getting so much work done today I make a lump of granite look productive. @slummymummy9 It’s difficult to convey heavy breathing over a DM. @pjohnson360 Keep telling yourself that (because it’s true). #turnthatfrownupsidedown searches his iTunes collection for the keyword ’sex’ RESULTS: 638 songs @Lyndon_Reid I hope that day comes soon; the tomatoes are starting to smell something awful. I love to know of the ways in which I’ve touched others; unless it involves a restraining order. "Your avatar is the sole reason I’m following you." #TwitterBumperStickers @KimmieTex Then the colossal cosmic joke is on us. @RockstrNinjaGrl I like the way you think. You must have aced the SATs, eh? @mikesica http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/04/sony-announces-the-death-of-the-floppy-disk/ If this doesn’t make you go ‘AWWWW!’ then you are a squalid, syphilitic sod: http://bit.ly/bMitrV @FHornChickie I’m glad I’m not the only one (see, I found them). @Lyndon_Reid I am aiming for #pubcon Vegas, for sure. Just got to put it through at work, but I’m confident I’ll be there. @kdawg1313 That’s my girl! I love that stuff! @matthewarchman Ah yes; just saw it. That’s awesome! Personally I think a show called "What Not To Hoard" would be a smash hit. @oodleday What a coincidence! Babies and old ladies make the same exact sound! E=mc^Hammered @boogdogDC Wednesday, April 28th is Bryce’s birthday. <3 @unmarketing I’ve tried to figure Formspring out and it seems to boil down to just another outlet for narcissism. @mikesica I told her I knew what was wrong and would be able to fix it by lunch time…Wednesday lunchtime. @Lyndon_Reid I wish my bucketful of rotten tomatoes & I had known that while you were speaking at #pubcon. @KimmieTex But that’s the punchline! @FHornChickie Jinkies! @Rjaxx1 When I’m depressed I ride public transportation & make scary faces at babies. @tommiecas I need some new luggage, but I can’t find anything shaped like a penguin in the size I’m looking for. @SoCalMeeka I do my best! If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, I should be in the Construction industry. RT @Lyndon_Reid: Go ahead, go wild, have your way with me, ask me anything you like… http://www.formspring.me/lyndonreid I have a theory that birds tend to fly in groups of even numbers. Try counting the next one you see. @mikesica I used to take magnets to the disks of people I disliked in high school. RT @Monzai7: RT @Bryci done my workout, sweaty boobs and all hah http://twitpic.com/1iozdc //A tweeter after my own heart // I just ate!! Morning wasted on Twitter. Start to feel productive right before lunch break. All is going according to plan. @chrisbarrondc rolls eyes again Everyone is on a prurient roll this morning! @Andrew703 @JosieDC rolls eyes @MarkDC Okay, raise your hand if your company is still using Lotus Notes. raises hand @pjohnson360 That’s a snuff film, right? @Lyndon_Reid I guess I’m not cognizant of the difference; neither are my tomatoes. Once again, the need for a breathalyzer-unlock feature on Twitter makes itself painfully obvious. I need to start being a better son to @SuDeepe before my 30th bday. My Amazon Wish List isn’t getting any shorter. RT @DrGatewood: I’m going to pretend that you did not tweet this. RT @bobalouie E=mc^Hammered // Then I’ll pretend you didn’t ReTweet it. @Andrew703 It didn’t have anything to do with you aside from a little suggestive enabling, perhaps. @mikesica I didn’t think I’d be able to fool her, what with her being a former Rockette and all. *Commencing "Dire Straits Best of Hits (1977-1995)" download* Engage. @Lyndon_Reid You’re a good sport; but then, you are Canadian, so you’re not used to being taken seriously. "Listening to The Fray" means assuming my iPod is broken & repeating the same song over & over &… @CrispyDC Perhaps they got tired of all the ‘Floppy’ jokes. @mikesica @oodleday "Wanna see my Jabberwocky?" has been added to my list of awesome pick-up lines. "Your body is a Wonderland" is not a compliment; you saw Tim Burton’s latest movie, right? Noah’s Ark has been discovered…again? http://bit.ly/d4wzpS @kelkel926 hic Nooooooo. hic @oodleday Speaking of voodoo, how did your ’sock treatise’ turn out? RT @DCJono: You’re so vain, I bet you think that Tweet was about you. // Guilty! Mr. Self-Absorbed at your service. bows @pjohnson360 Very much so. I’m a Gemini. Bright and shiny objects and all that. What were we talking about again? @oodleday I do now. Your website. Show me it. I won’t laugh…too much. Can we have a moment of silence for floppy disks? They’ve just been given 11 months to live. @mikesica No, silly! Your avatar is Avatar! The whole "going to bed early" thing is going great; or it would be if I lived in California and not Virginia. Of all the websites my company blocks, InternationalMale.com isn’t one of them. Productivity just went NEGATIVE. @KimmieTex True…but a fat lot of good ‘logical’ thinking will do for you in the real world…or maybe I’m being pessimistic. @extraspecial I Geocitied my company website, put on false panic and showed my boss. She almost died. @DCBrent If I can still button my pants I haven’t reached my chocolate quota for the day.

Daily Digest for 2010-04-26

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	1:49pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is not so Raven.
	9:27pm	rmankhey posted 15 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @OneFineJay I am; and I thank you for that marvelous compliment. @ma3145tt Bell Out of Order - Please Knock Damn insubordinate croutons. @debihope It’s not all that admirable when you don’t have to bother with the spawn. @slummymummy9 Mine. @oodleday Of course we would have to hang out, but golly gee what could we possibly find to do in DC? @oodleday Indeed! Shenanigans, chicanery and subterfuge galore! @oodleday I have scads of ideas & various forms of mischief we can get into. @Chugs07 @pjohnson360 Mission accomplished, then. ;-D The Canadians are multiplying near my office building: http://twitgoo.com/pr6ky @pjohnson360 Thank you kindly, handsome. You look like I need a drink. Love is blind; especially when it has an accent. I’ve been tasked w/ creating a Social Media Strategy for my company. Will this actually be useful or is it just something we "should do"? If it weren’t for hard knocks, how would you ever know opportunity was there?

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