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    @NickSilly I <3 Clippy. I was crestfallen when he was laid to rest or recycled or whatever.

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    (PIC) Condescending Clippy on Twitter: http://t.co/lNn6oNV0

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    @SuDeepe Nice to see you tweeting, Mom, even if it's pictures of food! *wink*

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    (PIC) Foursquare tip. "It's hard to be a Jew in Nebraska": http://t.co/jyxFqDXx

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    My 30,000th tweet involved herpes. I think I'm doing Twitter right.

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Daily Digest for 2010-05-31

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	4:57pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is considering a Farmville intervention for his mom.
	10:11pm	rmankhey posted 21 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) Bedtime for Domo (and me): http://twitgoo.com/xvmds Tastes like chicken? We’re about to find out: http://twitgoo.com/xwx6q @SoCalMeeka Ain’t no mountains in Kansas, honey…’cept for Mt. Sunflower but it used to be a landfill. @DCHotland Chocolate Domo (brown) is anti-social but Strawberry Domo (pink) is the life of the party and would love to meet you. I forget how many stars there are until I get back home where the city lights don’t spoil the view. Ready for a game of "I Never": http://twitgoo.com/xx1qg @unmarketing I’d quit Facebook but where else am I going to get ass, I mean donkeys, for my virtual farm? Judge Judy is distracting me from going running on the gravel roads of Nebraska. Curses, your Honor! That most moments are the same does not detract from the chance that the next might be utterly different. Every sport is a spectator sport if you only have to watch it for 3 seconds. @kelkel926 Thank you for the ReTweet! You should get a Domo. I’d like to see what adventures he may have with you. …oh nothing…just hanging out with my mom while she reads me the obituaries. @SuDeepe @SoCalMeeka I’m already a softie. But, Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone. #streetcred @DupontDan It’s SO romantic to go stargazing on a date and point out *stars* that are about to land at Dulles. RT @DCBrent: @bobalouie I’m like Annie Oakley but less dead. Amber waves of grain: http://twitgoo.com/xvg4l @valora_ixchel You are ever the ray of sunshine, sweetness & light. I’m pleased you like my avatar alteration. Have a great run! @DCBrent You are seriously the fastest ReTweeter in the West. @DCBrent I can’t speak with authority on this, but I would think Kentucky is darker than Nebraska. Visiting home is always a trippy experience…I guess I just need to drink more. @matthewarchman I sent you a DM about Pride weekend, Matthew. @MarkDC

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Monday, May 31st, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-05-30

Posted by Richard Mankhey

8:54pm

rmankhey posted 15 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @DCJono What kind of baby? 12 years since high school: http://twitgoo.com/xro8p Texts from my mom: "What the heck is a Ke$ha? She’s on SNL." @SuDeepe I’m at my high school’s annual alumni banquet. Lots of people saying, "I saw that weird hair and knew it must be Richard Mankhey!" This is not the lamb kabob I ordered. http://twitgoo.com/xtult @boogdogDC Wait…you’re supposed to use those ceramic hot iron things on your head hair? @DCJono Come to think of it, I have no idea how to tell if a llama is pregnant. …or sheep for that matter: http://twitgoo.com/xt5eh Can you please point me towards a 7-11? http://twitgoo.com/xtukm @jesserker Happy birfday, baby! @Jamberta It is fun, actually. Seeing some old and familiar faces. RT @SoCalMeeka: @bobalouie Do you love being back home on the farm or what? // What gave me away? #backinkansasagain So *that’s* where the beef is! http://twitgoo.com/xu7gi Domo is saving a horse (by riding a tractor): http://twitgoo.com/xu7hi @yancito I will admit, it’s been awhile since I’ve done any proper manscaping. I’ll take the shame.

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Sunday, May 30th, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-05-29

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	3:15pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard ’s heart is full of warm fuzzies and his Gmail inbox is full of Facebook notification emails from all the wonderful birthday wishes. <3 <3 <3
	9:44pm	rmankhey posted 23 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @MikeCTweet I look forward to your self-pity…and pictures of your pussies. Domo loves to fly: http://twitgoo.com/xgf1h @boogdogDC What would my hair and I do without you, Boogie? @urbanphish "Sexy crunch"! Love it! PRO TIP: Wear a birthday hat on a plane and get free drinks from the flight attendants. RT @SuDeepe: Birthday treat at Applebee’s! Richard was a bit red faced and surprised! http://twitgoo.com/xpmqt // They sang. RT @SuDeepe: Isn’t there a law preventing Mother-In-Laws from just walking in your house unannounced?? Citizens arrest! Waiting for takeoff: http://tweetphoto.com/24440547 @valora_ixchel I wish I’d read that sooner. I singed my forehead a bit but my hair looks great! #beautyschooldropout If 4 out 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean 1 out of 5 enjoys it? Guess where Domo is eating: http://twitgoo.com/xglmd This thing didn’t come with instructions. Ladies? http://twitgoo.com/xq90m @MikeCTweet The thing is…are your tweets worth seeing? Home at last: http://twitgoo.com/xgjf5 @SoCalMeeka Wal-Mart…18 dollah make you hollah! @DCHotland Oh noes! *giggles* @CNN @Jamberta Mom is picking me up in Lincoln at 10:30 tonight. Then we’re gonna get crunky at Applebees(TM). @SuDeepe @boogdogDC You are too adorable for words. The mad dash I just did across half of O’Hare to make my connecting flight barely got me on the plane. #sweaty Exit Row seating, to boot! Domo is singing my new niece Aleigha to sleep: http://twitgoo.com/xrdxy Domo can’t cook: http://twitgoo.com/xqgzo That’s what he said: http://twitgoo.com/xq6hl @urbanphish Well thank you! It’s goofy, but so am I so it’s pretty dang appropriate.

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Saturday, May 29th, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-05-28

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	3:01pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is 30 (or something like that).
	11:34pm	rmankhey posted 60 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) Packing isn’t so bad…it’s fitting all my requisite liquid/gel/aerosol products into a Ziploc(TM) bad that sucks. @DCJono says I speak in tongues when inebriated. Dang. Oh hello, airport bar! http://twitgoo.com/xfzew @jesserker Sometimes. *grin* @USFBull82 Not yet… *evil grin* @SnoopDannyDan Meh. It’s okay. That’s why Fleshlights were invented. @slummymummy9 I thing I can handle that. #cougar Pretty (at Dulles airport) http://twitgoo.com/xfzix RT @DCJono: Happy Birthday, @bobalouie! http://yfrog.com/5am94kj // Thanks, Joe! #plerr @SuDeepe I’m bringing my laundry home for you to wash. Make sure you’re stocked up on Downy dryer sheets. @Jamberta Yes, sweetie! You are da bomb diggity. Thank you so much! <3 @yococomo If you insist! Okay. NOW we’re flying. Nap time. BBL I’m rocking my birthday party hat in the airport (en route to Nebraska). I’d better get some free drinks. Trendy, c/o Claire’s: http://twitgoo.com/xg6ti @FHornChickie Let’s start a club and have martinis and bitch about the hot weather. And men. @jesserker Well you can suck it! (Jk) @SuDeepe doesn’t like my new Twitter avatar. 5 words for you: I do what I want! RT @SuDeepe: RT @bobalouie @SuDeepe doesn’t like my new Twitter avatar. 5 words for you: I do what I want! // 2 words for you ground dud! @Jamberta P.S. The 1st thing I do when I get home from work is take off my pants. @slummymummy9 I will be your boytoy anyday…especially a HS reunion. When is it? @ActuallyAmber I got the striped undies on E-bay. From Thailand. Glad you like! I stole the green striped boxers from a boy. Thank you sexy stewds of United: http://twitgoo.com/xg0uw RT @JosieDC: Birthdays 4 days in a row! Starting today => @powalenya => @bobalouie => @jesserker => @DistrictScott // August conception I have the same # of FB friends as I do Twitter followers. Weird. UNRELATED: I’m on my way to Cobalt. Guacamole. Just insert straw: http://twitgoo.com/xf3tf @EvanOdd *wink* back atcha! @Jamberta LOL. Hey, I am a real uncle now. You know little Benji has a baby girl now, right? I just found a gray hair…on my navel. I have over 150 Facebook alert emails in my Gmail Inbox. I love birthdays. @JosieDC <——–Foodie @yococomo I said goodbye to my twenties like I said hello to the world…by not remembering anything. RT @DCJono: So, @bobalouie was totally sober last night. http://yfrog.com/9f8xjj @EvanOdd That’s right! That’s when I really make it worth sweating for. Hey @MikeCTweet, Twitter tells me I can’t follow you because you’ve blocked me. What gives, bro? @CrispyDC If Car ain’t happy ain’t nobody happy. @boogdogDC Delish…and nutrish! @ActuallyAmber Yes my dear, that is my very own backside in my avatar. Pic taken Sunday. RT @Chugs07: HAPPY BDAY @bobalouie Enjoy ur night tonight and be safe!!!! @DCJono Take care of my nugget! // AWWW! <3 Sushi-time with @DCJono! I will attempt to resist twitpic-ing my fishy cuisine. @SnoopDannyDan All I’m saying is that I don’t think you sprained your wrist rescuing a kitten…maybe killing one… @SnoopDannyDan I only followed you because of your picture…and the promised bj you have yet to deliver. @Cumdumpster2000 @ActuallyAmber We already are in my Bobalouie Book. *wink* @boogdogDC Actually it was a Baked Alaska pie, care of Master Chef @DCJono. RT @JosieDC: RT @DCJono What’s that? Shots of patron? @bobalouie // #epic // I did 2 in a row and got some in my EYE! @boogdogDC *swoon* UNRELATED: It’s Kylie Minogue’s birfday? Why did I have to be born near Mem Day? Plane’s still waiting on runway. Someone already did the crossword puzzle. I blame YOU Mom. @SuDeepe Stoplight (roe and raw quail egg): http://twitgoo.com/xdjdy @yococomo RT @TheCortez: Had a great time w/ the gurls last night! @DCBigpappa @DupontDan @ZachX @DCHotland @mikesica Happy Birthday @bobalouie! / Oh no…I couldn’t possibly: http://twitgoo.com/xf7o3 @slummymummy9 http://twitgoo.com/xdkdi @DCJono @SnoopDannyDan I have no doubt. RELATED: Grower or Shower? @JosieDC Wal-Mart special. 3 dollah make you hollah! #sandals @bdgrlaw Home to NE for a few days. I normally dislike grand, sweeping thank you tweets, but BIG STINKING THANK YOU to everyone for the happy birthday wishes! (Finally) flying now. BBL #milehighclubtime @cway1979 At 30,000 feet no one can hear you scream…except the other passengers. @DCHotland Sounds like there will be lots of smooching tonight. Glad I brought my Certs(TM). @jesserker @DupontDan @DCBrent …so @MikeCTweet says. I smell something fishy. It could be that jar of pickled herring I just spilled on myself. RT @ActuallyAmber: @bobalouie Omg so happy #peed

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Friday, May 28th, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-05-27

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	12:09pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is okay with 2nd place. UNRELATED: It’s a perfect time to purchase a firearm.
	8:49pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard wants to thank all his awesome awesome awesome friends who came out in support of him at Cobalt’s Karaoke Idol contest last night. Y’all are the shnizzle.
	11:51pm	rmankhey posted 46 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) RT @TheCortez: @bobalouie I say you should get naked and start the revolution. // <—– #this @pjcnyc Hey, that’s you! Congrats! Wait…Ted Danson is still alive? @aliholden …and yet we are not Facebook friends? @matthewarchman @KPCK Wowza! Teach me your ways! (and thanks, btw) Bottled water should come with its own sea life. @beatpunk ^_^ Thank you!! @gaypornfanatic Who needs boobs to get followers when you have a bubble butt? In case you’re wondering, I *do* have a butt fetish. My butt in particular. I’m such a child. Everytime I see today’s date I think "OMG tomorrow’s my birthday!" & start jumping around. @MichaThom You are a truly a doll…and not the Cabbage Patch(TM) kind. *smooch* @Jase11 Take the shame, babe. Take the shame. RT @John_Irvine: @bobalouie Spleen. // <—- #win @matthewarchman Muchas grassy-ass. @boogdogDC Pfft. Whatever. I shoot velociraptors with compound bows all the time except they’re people. @Jimbo3DC #SATC2 opens the same day the oil leak is stopped. Proof that even bad movies have a purpose. RT @woolfmg: Why isn’t anyone using biotech critters to clean up the gulf? #sadface // Like Acinetobacter! @poetruberson I happen to be wearing underwear under my underwear in my avatar picture. I’m thorough like that. I don’t watch TV because I’m afraid I’ll get sucked in during harrowing moments. @matthewarchman I pay my friends to say nice things about me. If your website utilizes excessive Flash and auto-play music you deserve to be mauled to death by bears. @Diane_Can I’m just great, thanks. I was just curious about your love of zuchini. @ImUrCaligirl *Someone* is getting a lapdance from me tonight whether they like it or not. @SnoopDannyDan Mmmmhmmm. @willgallahue Drunk linkbuilding? You are off the hook, man. Off. The. Hook. Who has wasted the entire morning on Twitter and SFW porn? Take a wild guess. @DupontDan At 11pm with the other contestants. I’m going to change my Twitter avatar and I need your input. Which naked body part should I feature in the pic? Whoever says they love summer can suck it. I’m breaking into a sweat just standing here waiting for my ride. @oodleday Mooooo. ;-D So I got 2nd last night in Cobalt’s Karaoke Idol contest. I feel you, Crystal. @DCHotland …and I know how to use them. ;-D #boaconstrictor @DCBrent I’ll have to pick up some No-Doz(TM) after work. @boogdogDC @CrispyDC Thanks, Chris! Sorry about your car. Is it feeling better now? @Cumdumpster2000 You’d see it again if you ate the broken cigarette. Am I right or am I right? Okay Shania, enough with the cowbell, already. Great response to my Q! Tough call among these: Ears, Balls, Spleen, Elbow, Knee, Smallest Toe, Knee Pit, Tongue, Bicep, Nose, Nipple, Penis Combining alcohol and the Interwebz usually turns into an inebriated E-bay buying binge. Indoors, women are useful — even pleasant. @John_Irvine You’re putting tweets in my mouth, now aren’t you? "ROI" is a dirty, dirty acronym. If i hear it one more time this week I may have to get medieval on some heinies. @Jase11 I am proud that I have not double-posted any tweets so far today. I cannot WAIT to take out my weave. So tomorrow’s my 30th birthday. What the heck should I do tonight to celebrate? Suggestions, please. I just accompanied my girl Hilary to an Adult Novelty Store; decided to buy myself a little something. BIG thanks for last night! @ScottinStep @USFBull82 @mikesica @DCJono @DistrictofAris @DupontDan @sm1else @ChrisGeidner @AdamGriffiths

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Thursday, May 27th, 2010

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