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Daily Digest for 2010-05-26

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	12:22pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard livin’ just to find emotion.
	9:45pm	rmankhey posted 56 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) RT @pjcnyc: RT @jasonmustian: Nightclub hand stamps: stigmata for whores. // I must voice my dissent. @mtclmbr1450 I get my gypsies confused all the time…same goes for my medications. @OneFineJay I wouldn’t dream of it, Jay. Especially not after all that flattery. @DCJono Arigato! Could you also look up ‘monkey’? @sm1else You’re welcome. My supervisor just looked at my chest and asked me if I’ve been lifting weights. I’m up here thank you very much. @Jase11 Calculators work wonders in such situations. If I knew how they worked I’d use them all the time. Does anyone know the Japanese symbol for "butt"? I’m considering my tattoo options. @Monzai7 If that’s the case, I question some of the choices being made here. @chrisbarrondc @Chugs07 @JBizzleRox Whoa! What the heck did I miss while I was out running? @JosieDC Time to defuzz my belly-button and head to bed. Peace out Twitter Land. @audreysluyter I only tweet about 3 things: 1. Goats 2. My belly-button & 3. Plaid shorts. So yes, it’s normal. @boogdogDC smirk That was exactly my intention. Did it work? @MichaThom Good call. The character didn’t show up in Tweetdeck but it shows up in Seesmic on my phone. @LegalMoose #oneofmyfollowers is a phenomenal kisser (or is it #severalofmyfollowers?) @Cumdumpster2000 Mission accomplished. You’re free to go! If you install a Facebook app called "Distracting Beach Babes" you deserve to get a virus…and crabs. @cway1979 Now that’s a costume I’d like to see. @audreysluyter No. At least the Twitterverse hasn’t seen it. There hasn’t been much interest in it, I guess. @whosthatgirl2 Hola, girly girl. What’s you favorite kind of cheese? patiently waiting for a "Little in the Middle (’Cuz He Got Much Back)" line of jeans for men I was just responsible for someone seeing his 1st shooting star & I totally made him give me his wish. So a new BlackBerry model is coming out soon? Whoopee. RIM, why are you even trying anymore? RT @LegalMoose: @bobalouie Sent the Chinese for "butt"; you need to view it on a device with the Chinese fonts. // You’re such a charmer. @OneFineJay Not at all. @DCBrent Aha! I’ve just disproved you, @Chugs07. Don’t be sad, Brent. There are scads I haven’t smooched. @oodleday I know. I’ve seen ‘em! @mtclmbr1450 It competes with Klonopin for my affections. @DCJason "Chest pain and shortness of breath"? I have that effect on people. @SoCalMeeka I think I like ‘lick’ better. Ha! RT @matthewarchman: @bobalouie http://twitpic.com/1rc85o I love this shot. // That’s very well staged. @DCHotland Yes sir. But it’s a surprise. @slummymummy9 Drano(TM) @Diane_Can ‘Sup Diane? What’s your opinion on zuchini bread? Who’s Bogarting my b-day cookies? http://twitgoo.com/x9634 @ImUrCaligirl I’m guessing not much? @chrisgeidner Hopefully not anything you need medications to get rid of. @bghammock @lleitnaker @Cumdumpster2000 Whatevs. Get back to work. You only have a few hours left. My stuffed parrot is very well-behaved. I recommend doing the same thing to children. Happy birthday, Stevie Nicks (1948)! You are ever the elegant and elusive Gypsy. When the Gulf Oil Spill reaches Mexico will they call it the Oil of Olé? @audreysluyter Do you think I’m that easy that I’m just going to take a picture of my belly-button for you? You’re right. Hold tight. @poetruberson I should’ve known! I’m PhotoShopping eyelifts on headshots of my company’s execs. I love my job. It’s so diverse. RT @M2pics: @bobalouie ( ! ) ? or maybe not. // That’s a funky butt. @John_Irvine I wish I could say that you’re the starfcker among my followers, but no. Isn’t being my Twitter BF enough? Or are we husbands? RT @Cumdumpster2000: Working a half day today. Yay! #fb // #fu @Monzai7 Or Narcissists NOT So Anonymous. @chrisbarrondc @Chugs07 @whosthatgirl2 I almost replied "It’s because of all the holes, right?" Oops. Wrong cheese. #oneofmyfollowers is a starfcker. @LegalMoose Did you just tweet at me with invisible ink? Can you teach me how to do that? I have yet to meet anyone with a lint fetish. Dust bunnies, yes. Lint, no. @boogdogDC There’s only one way to find out… </shameless invitation> @Chugs07 Every. Single. One. FYI: I’m going to unfriend a few FB buds so I can have the same number of Twitter followers as I do Facebook friends. It’s so steamy outside. I’m gonna sweat like a non-dead hooker in church on my run this afternoon.

Daily Digest for 2010-05-25

Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:27pm

rmankhey posted 61 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)

If I had boobs I’d have more followers.
@skunkhair I forgot 24 ended. What sucked about the finale?
Geena Davis, why won’t you return my phone calls? Or emails? Or stalkeresque affection?
My love life doesn’t have to suffer ‘cuz I’ve skipped the gym for 3 days. I’m still getting DMs from manatees.
@BeachBarista It’s okay. I’ve stopped crying now.
@slummymummy9 Everyone’s after Jack except for you. @skunkhair
@MarkDC …but what do I know? I wear boxer shorts to brunch and bowling. Don’t listen to me. Go get your Shape-Ups!
@DCJason Nice.
Can someone give me a <140 character synopsis of WTH happened on #LOST?
@MarkDC I read an article that said Shape-Ups have little, if any benefit. Plus, they’re expensive & IMHO…ugly.
*This* is why I don’t do n
What the heck, Google? Star Wars turns 33 today and your homepage has nothing to say about it?
What is it with heteros and sake bombs…at 11:30pm…on a Monday night? I barely survived.
It’s an afront to my manhood when the girls in my gym have better pecs than I do. As in *actual* pecs.
@slummymummy9 Was there pooping involved when they died? Now that would be must-see-TV.
@BeachBarista I don’t appreciate being called a skank this early in the morning. Wait until after 1pm EST.
RT @unmarketing: Why you may want to rethink sponsored tweets in search (PIC) http://twitpic.com/1qz8×8
@gaypornfanatic Howdy, pardner!
@boogdogDC Now that would hardly be fair…then again what fun is playing by the rules?
@valora_ixchel I would but one of them has bite marks on it.
@boogdogDC Neither did I. How much sun have you had, anyway?
@JBizzleRox Okay: DM @???????? I can’t wait for our date tonight. Please remember the Crisco(TM) this time.
@DCHotland Thanks! I suppose I can carry a tune in a bucket…unless it has a hole in it (Dear Liza). @DCJono
@DupontDan It is taxing isn’t it? Sometimes I wonder how I have the strength to get out of bed.
RT @DistrictOfAris: @bobalouie That’s because no one cares after you turn 30 // Star Wars takes umbrage with that.
@MarkDC Shape-ups(TM) are a sham. You’re better off actually exercising.
@boogdogDC Full-nelson, Full-monty…whatever floats your boat!
@mtclmbr1450 I actually fear that very thing everytime I hit "Send" on a salacious Direct Message.
@ELJefe843 Refer to my most recent tweet.
@zitellona I need more data points…and by data points I mean…
@boogdogDC …or maybe she’s decided to qualify for the next summer Olympics? #glamazon
@M2pics Funny, you are. *snorts*
Can someone tell me *why* I felt the need to buy the domain ‘dancingpaperclip.com’ in 2008?
@DCHotland Thanks for the ReTweet. Enjoy your 4th meal.
Happy Birthday, Mike Myers (1963)! Grr, baby. Very grr.
@skunkhair I concur. PLUS she’s kosher. @slummymummy9
@BeachBarista Why must you be so judgmental about other peoples’ fashion choices? They’re not bothering you.
@DCJono Oh. Maybe one of their new songs is about Black Beauty. #SJP @A_Ron_the_DJ
@A_Ron_The_DJ Who’s STP? Any relation to SJP?
@davbart I say put the money towards personal training…or Tequila. @MarkDC
@skunkhair In honor of Douglas Adams I will do something that necessitates using a towel, or at the very least a rag.
@DCJono Both. But you can use separate tweets.
1.5 hours at the gym=one smelly me. Might as well go for a run now while I’m still in my gym clothes. BBL
To liven things up, Twitter should randomly post 1 of your DMs to your public stream. Wouldn’t that be fun?
@JosieDC Someone has a crush on me? GTFO! @JBizzleRox
I’m old enough to know better, but still to young to care…obviously.
RT @boogdogDC: http://tweetphoto.com/23932106 hot like mexico // Guess who had a new desktop background?
@DCHotland I want $$$ tattoos all up and down my legs. @g3rd80
@PunkRockie Exactly! TOGTFO
HELP me pick a song for Cobalt’s Karaoke Idol Finals tomorrow. Here’s a quick poll: http://bit.ly/9ZEetg
Some use Social Media to broadcast life’s minutae…some create a dual identity…I feel somewhere in-between.
@whosthatgirl2 Hello sweetiepie.
So Facebook is going to enable location-based updates? It’s becoming the Wal-Mart of Social Media.
@murmurmel We’d learn a LOT more about each other a lot more quickly.
@MarkDC …and here I thought nobody would notice. I’m so Evian(TM) backwards.
@paris_seawell If you pay for it, I’ll go under the knife for the sake of fun bags.
@BeachBarista I’m only prodding you because I used to think that way too. Being self-conscious is no fun, but you’ll grow out of it.
@CrispyDC The contest is around 11pm tomorrow night.
@debihope It’s always worked for me. Plus, I have that other thing.
*This* is why I don’t do networking events. Sucked into a night at Camelot and Buddha Bar with no chance of hitting the Metro home.
@paris_seawell I think we can work that out. Let’s fill the balloons with Jell-O(TM) to make it more realistic.

Daily Digest for 2010-05-24

Posted by Richard Mankhey

7:29pm

rmankhey posted 10 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)

Daily Digest for 2010-05-23

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	7:05pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is bound and determined to thoroughly enjoy the last 5 days of his twenties.
	11:50pm	rmankhey posted 21 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @slummymummy9 I’ll take Door #2, plz. @JeremyHawking @valora_ixchel I will have to get the permission of @slummymummy9 before that. #shortleashandharness @valora_ixchel He’s currently being restrained with massive amounts of Duct Tape(TM). @JeremyHawking Stop, yer making all my doors blush. @BeeJohnny Naw. I’m just an exhibitionist. Or fashion-challenged. @slummymummy9 All holes are equal but some are more equal than others. @JeremyHawking @CrispyDC I believe our final score of 150 (me) and 97 (@DCJono) is evidence to support that hypothesis. @JeremyHawking Did you have to use the ‘m’ word? I just ate, dude. @slummymummy9 @valora_ixchel Thanks, love! beams By the way, there are tons of kids around. @TroubleHots It’s the thing to do in the summer. #airconditioning RT @DCdebbie: @dcjono @chrisgeidner @mathewarchman @drgatewood @claddah76 @chugs07 @markdc @brentDC #WeBrunchHard (cont) http://tl.gd/1eqtnp @audreysluyter Something like that… @valora_ixchel Blue all the way, baybee. @matthewarchman Great meeting you finally! See you for Pride in June! I made you a cookie…but I flushed it. Note To Self: Remove belly-button lint prior to going out on a date. Bowling in boxer shorts: http://twitgoo.com/wti7d Oh nothing…just kicking the butt of @DCJono at bowling. Current score: 60 to 110. @SoCalMeeka It belongs to the kids in the lane next to us….who are bowling better than I am. Brats. @samirluther If I hadn’t sniffed so much White-Out(TM) I’d be able to remember what it is. Blue (and green) balls: http://twitgoo.com/wti4k

Daily Digest for 2010-05-22

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	2:56pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is looking for friends, a date…whatever.
	4:26pm	rmankhey posted 57 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) RT @skunkhair: There’s cheesecake to be had! (@ Tyson’s Galleria) http://4sq.com/4sYKE7 // I’m robbing your house as you dine. @SoCalMeeka I think it’s like a Swiffer(TM) but made of cedar wood. #fratpaddle I need bigger pockets. This severed head isn’t going to carry itself. @EvanOdd If you really want my Social Security digits I can DM you, but I was referring to #StalkerSaturday; #FF’s twin sister. @MarioSemiglia I thought you might like that. @takeahuyck Actually, curtsying does wonders for the glutes. I highly recommend it. wink wink Well there’s the problem…this whole time I thought these No-Doz pills were Tic Tacs. Hey DC Metro, why don’t you raise money by charging for custom SmartTrip cards w/ kittens & stuff on ‘em? RT @boogdogDC: There is a @bobalouie imposter here….i am not fooled. // I have many döppelgangers. #FF @SoCalMeeka because one day she may say something that’s not sweet and bubbly. @EvanOdd HIS feathers? You should see my feathers. @Cumdumpster2000 One can always hope the latter changes. #kingofwishfulthinking @EvanOdd Hello new followers! Just an FYI, I’m really into goats lately so if you’re a goataphobe unfollow me now. #FF @EvanOdd because he looks up words when he doesn’t know; also, he never posts nude twitpics. @slummymummy9 His avatar is nice to look at. @usfbull82 #FF Non-Twitter Brett…oh wait… @DCHomos It’s probably more of a norm than it is redundant. I’m circulating a petition to get emoticons into obituaries. Any takers? @beatpunk It’s the Rupaul diet! Fabulous! "…and we all lose our charms in the end." @kelkel926 Let’s face it; we’re long lost sisters. @BeachBarista Actually I did get it at Goodwill. I have no shame…and probably scabies from the shirt. @Charlie_W_ For all I know you could be a cheese…a cheese with opposable thumbs. #SS @boogdogDC for being informative, adorable and fond of sea turtles. @EvanOdd My burning curiosity will not be sated. The bird remains silent. @DCBrent There is that; and I spend half of my waking hours on the Metro…and some of my non-waking hours. @DCBrent I see mohawked people. @BeachBarista You should eat something, svelte-boy. #SS the ever so lovely @zitellona because she will call you out on your shiz-nit. @Boddingtons Or maybe puppies? Shirtless pictures of Dwayne Johnson? Goats? @Charlie_W_ In all ways that one can be crafty (not to be confused with Kraft(y)(TM)). Happy birthday Oregon Trail (1843)! You have died of dysentery. @BeachBarista Good boy! @JosieDC Oh yes, Josie. I’ve been watching you too. @ScottInStep @kdawg1313 Wait…isn’t that the tagline for Guiness? giggles @kitcat999 Oh and thanks for the hair compliment! bows #FF @ScottInStep because in addition to being a superhero, he won’t peek in your windows at night (like I do). @kitcat999 LOL. I meant Drano(TM) as in clogged sink cleanser. It doesn’t have the hold that Dep(TM) does. Woohoo! You crazy gays. "Grazies" @DCbigpappa @DupontDan @DrGatewood @Chugs07 @USFBull82 @DC_TemptAsian I love being struck by inspiration. Especially when it uses the Frat Paddle(TM). @SoCalMeeka I have an idea but I’m afraid to Google it. I’m putting on sparkly lip gloss at EFN Lounge whilst surrounded by bears. #SS @mikesica because he has a kicka$$ place and a comfy couch (I know because I just spent the night on it). If I didn’t give any #FF love to you yesterday it’s because I was busy alphabetizing my toothbrushes. I will make it up to you with #SS. I’m happy w/ my 6 mile 46 min run but I’m not happy I’m still sweating after a shower. @DCHomos curtsies Thank you sir…er…bot. Gaybot. The harder I work at getting my hair right the worse it looks. Perhaps Drano(TM) isn’t the right styling product. @Charlie_W_ Now you’re talkin’! Aren’t you a clever and crafty lass? I’m having dinner with @USFBull82. Burgers, sushi & beer. Be jealous. RT @DCHomos: #FollowFriday hot older gays @chrisbarrondc @Jase11 @takeahuyck // Well isn’t that flattering. I’m wearing my PJ shirt that’s older than I am with moth holes & pit stains. Gentleman? Gatorade(TM) & vodka. What of it? @DCBrent …there are no words. Oh wait, yes there are: YOU ARE ONE SICK $7?*$! I’ve woken up to worse (but where did it come from?): http://twitgoo.com/wojgy @slummymummy9 As a jealous Twitter boyfriend should, I’m following your hubby @tbonetoppy. This better be good. @EvanOdd Hey now, it’s 9:10am on a Saturday and he had a rough night being kidnapped & all. He’s just sleepy. Check out the hottie I took home from Cobalt last night: http://twitgoo.com/wpc02

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