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Daily Digest for 2010-06-16

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	4:46pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is putting ketchup on his salmon and there’s nothing you can do about it.
	11:48pm	rmankhey posted 65 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @whosthatgirl2 *giggles* #kahlua If y’all need an umbrella, ella, ella, ella to stand under today you can use mine. It’s big. @DCBrent Using the Hitler car to fight terrorists? It that some kind of irony? RT @unmarketing: Best. Twitter Tips. Ever. http://goo.gl/xCaW by @ChrisBrogan // <—- Read this. Everyone. Seriously. Kate Gosselin is rumored to be getting a dating reality show. 2 Words: 8 kids | 2 More Words: Hell no Thus far at work today I’ve spent 80% of my time in meetings, 10% in the bathroom and 10% tweeting. RT @DCBrent: DOMO is invisible. @DCJono @boogdogDC @bobalouie #parlortricks http://twitpic.com/1xbqy4 // I love it! @Rjaxx1 Do you do that too? I love it. LOVE. IT. @gaypornfanatic @John_Irvine The more important questions is were there any casualties? Please say ‘yes’. @Alisonhatesyou You’re more than welcome. I realize beggars can’t be choosers, but I accept rock hard stools also. RT @petwebdesigner: A miniature pig with red rain boots! (cute pic): http://bit.ly/9s13Fy // This is JUST what I needed! Thanks! @DCBrent As far as making an auto purchase decision goes, I can’t fault his criteria. @Rjaxx1 We ketchup-philes need to stick together. So many don’t understand our ways. I had one of those work dreams where hundreds of poisonous snakes invade the office & I’m tasked w/ catching them. @JeremyHawking Now THAT’S multi-tasking. I can’t stuff my face and tweet at the same time. From here on out I will refer to IE as ‘aieeeee’!!!! @EvanOdd Thanks to you I had a dream about J*stin B*eber. He was working in a Starbucks & he made me some sh*tty coffee. @LegalMoose I can’t swim so I won’t be needing a waterproof Garmin…but as much as I sweat maybe I should reconsider. I’m 6 days into Operation: Grow A Beard. I was going for ’sexy’ but so far all I’ve achieved is ‘mangy’. @OneFineJay I suppose that’s one opinion. @norcross @ryancduff @ELJefe843 NPR told me it was going to be a blustery day today. @whosthatgirl2 Hello sweetie, and thanks for the ReTweet! *smooch* @Jamberta @sudeepe @boogdogdc How about that prom pic? I was a lil’ portly then. http://twitpic.com/1×5nwx @gaypornfanatic I almost bought a shirt that said that one time; I just took a picture instead. The different between Oxycontin and Oxytocin is that Oxytocin is free. @M2pics Here’s hoping you set your sights on a rainbow! I’ve seen 2 in the past week, & only 1 was a result of LSD. @Boddingtons Like buttah…salted even. @mikesica That’s plenty of time to prepare my marriage proposal. Thanks for the heads up! Time to try out my new running toy: http://twitgoo.com/1405th @OneFineJay Ain’t nobody satisfies my penchant for masochism like you do. *grins* By the way @TheCortez, I love that you’ve put me on such interesting lists. They are 100% accurate! @M2pics Isn’t it Show-and-Tell today? C-: I got a really good deal on the Garmin from Buy.com. Check it out! @John_Irvine I’m sure the Fruit-of-the-Loom(TM) factory had a moment of silence for those brave unmentionables. I call dibs on the lead singer from The Script. @SvilleFarmrsMkt Hooked On Phonics didn’t work for me. @boogdogDC You’re welcome! I love Home++ for Android phones. I may marry it. Is that legal in VA? Or AZ? @skunkhair Except for moi; you discreetly DM me all of your sexual propositions. @ImUrCaligirl Thanks, sugar! Sometimes it’s good to take a break…like when you have work to do or something. @boogdogDC @Jamberta Actually @SuDeepe sewed the shiny, metallic vest for me. Girl has got mad Singer skillz. If I worked in a VW Dealership I’d be PunchDubbing my coworkers ALL the time. @beatpunk Big points for you! (RE: Blustery & Pooh) @ELJefe843 @OneFineJay What kind of pity do you feel for someone (like me) who has been subjected to your tweets for MONTHS? SEM/SEO/PPC/SMO…digital marketing is 18 kinds of kinky. @eyephoto85 Overachiever? Pfft. You must have me confused with someone else. @skunkhair I have pirhanas in mine but that’s only when company come over & I wanna get fancy. Someday I hope to add "Former Fashion Model" to my résumé. @ImUrCaligirl I’m not sure, exactly, but I know plenty of people you could ask! @OneFineJay I’ve seen several pieces on that. Some seem to think hurricanes might actually benefit the Gulf. @EvanOdd Oh heck, let’s face it…I’m seethingly jealous of that little Canadian. I’m putting ketchup on my salmon and there’s nothing you can do about it. When making vendor decisions at work, I always opt for the one with the most attractive representatives. @kelkel926 Touché! @DCHotland Aww thanks darlin’! Sometimes when work gets busy I know better than to get on Twitter…at least this Twitter account. @skunkhair Don’t forget to take off the toilet lid & look blankly into the tank. It always puts me in a Zen-like. State. @DCJono P. Domo is angry you would spread such libel and slander and promises to kick your butt good. @boogdogDC @John_Irvine No Samuel Jackson to swear and save the day? What the heck? My mom asks permission to put old pics of me on FB. We’re who we are ‘cuz of where we’ve been. No shame. @SuDeepe While I’m not cool enough to play "Words w/ Friends" on my Droid phone, I CAN play "What the Doodle", so suck it. @beatpunk Hello my newest Facebook friend! @DCbigpappa What else? My sense of entitlement, for instance. @DCJono Whatever. What do you expect to happen when you gang up on somebody? I want a rematch. @boogdogDC RT @sandypants88: My heart will go on is on the radio right now…WTF? // It’s the latest in terrorist tactics. *patiently waiting for Whitney Houston to get back on crack and get a Twitter account* Overheard at work: "If you’d lay off the Percocet you might be able to remember where you save your documents." @sianyrobinson "Your kiss, your kiss is on my list…" Well, you are anyway, my dear. *wink*

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Posted in: Lifestream Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

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