Daily Digest for 2010-06-18

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 4:11pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard has no interest in seeing Toy Story 3 and in fact, has never even seen the first 2. Commence with the stoning.
twitter (feed #3) 10:34pm rmankhey posted 59 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • The human body is incredible. Do you realize how hard it is to hacksaw it into microwave-sized pieces?
  • @Alisonhatesyou I’m still waiting for you to crawl up my skirt.
  • @John_Irvine You mean you shoot fanny pack wearers? Or do you conceal your gun in your fanny pack?
  • @chrisgeidner Your roommate is a genius! RELATED: WTH happened to Brendan Frasier?
  • @slummymummy9 It was a *very* nice visual. I will draw you a devastatingly handsome picture.
  • SJP eat your horsey heart out: http://twitgoo.com/14441c
  • @JeremyHawking http://flic.kr/p/6DCGTb
  • @Diane_Can I’m playing it safe with some booty shorts on underneath. I’m surrounded by horny housewives. Gotta be careful.
  • @BeeJohnny Heather Grey.
  • Must. Resist. Listening. To. A*Teens….
  • @jesserker Oh. It’s begun. @mikesica
  • …unless I invest in a Taser my colleagues will continue to pester me and prevent productivity.
  • @slummymummy9 Definitey not creepy (if you know what I mean).
  • @boogdogDC :-D @mikesica
  • @atypicalG By the way…you are so much taller than I expected!
  • @mikesica @jesserker JR’s.
  • What’s that movie with the mummy in it?
  • @atypicalG I realize now that I forgot his Twitter handle. How terrible is that?
  • I’m cutting outta work early and ain’t nobody gonna stop me.
  • @boogdogDC You are a such a darling. @JosieDC
  • I have no interest in seeing Toy Story 3. I’ve never even seen the first 2. Go ahead, stone me now.
  • …oh nothing…just sending and receiving racy text messages.
  • @djgordonfan Home++
  • @extraspecial *laughs* I can always count on you to pipe up for my more sadistic tweets.
  • Damn. I’m out of caffeine pills. RELATED: I’m so excited! And I just can’t hide it! I’m so…scared. *sobs*
  • @Rjaxx1 I know this is a little late, but Good Morning to you, sexy!
  • @atypicalG I know, right? The smell of testosterone is intoxicating.
  • @whosthatgirl2 Thank you for the #FollowFriday. You are always making me smile!
  • @Alisonhatesyou Here you go: http://flic.kr/p/6DCGTb Enjoy!
  • Don’t mess with me. I’ve got my power panties on today.
  • @MarioSemiglia It’s not *that* unbelievable, is it? IS IT!?!?
  • @Hot_Pocket I’m not passing judgment on them…I just don’t have any interest. I’m sure they’re most adorable.
  • @JeremyHawking Most likely not. It hasn’t been properly laundered.
  • @matthewarchman When you were 10? WTH kinda music was I listening to when I was 10?
  • There was a time in my life when I enjoyed Schlitz malt liquor, though those days are kinda fuzzy.
  • @Charlie_W_ Give me about 5 hours.
  • @slummymummy9 …and then you’d be sucking it IN the "movie". @Alisonhatesyou @Cumdumpster2000
  • @sianyrobinson That’s my girl!
  • @extraspecial It fits you like a lacy bustier…I mean a glove.
  • @Alisonhatesyou Roses are red, violets are blue. All you tweet about is "butts and poo".
  • @jesserker Bestiality! (Do a deer)
  • @Cumdumpster2000 The former. Bangles-style mummies.
  • @atypicalG It’s good to know I’m not the only ‘mo at that gym. I love the staff. They’re always trying to make me color my hair.
  • I’m showing pictures of me dressed in drag to my co-workers. It’s SUCH a productive day.
  • @amy4669 *giggles* My bark is worse than my bite. Wait…no, I bite much harder than I bark.
  • @jesserker …and it’s a female deer, lesbiana.
  • Note To Self: Dress up as an old woman when at the DMV to be bumped to the front of the line.
  • @slummymummy9 Where would you be exactly? The corner of 5th and U? @Cumdumpster2000 @Alisonhatesyou
  • @atypicalG I know it was you. ;-) I didn’t know you worked out there. You weren’t a creeper at all. It was great to see you!
  • @jesserker *giggles* Your secret is safe with me…until I start drinking that is.
  • @DCBrent I’m glad I’m not the only one.
  • I think my buttcheeks are too far apart to fart an an admirable decibel level.
  • I consider myself relatively self-actualized but fanny packs make even *me* nervous.
  • I’m wearing a kilt to work today. My coworkers are just going to have to like it.
  • Don’t forget to honor your father (and "father figures" *wink wink*) this weekend for Father’s Day!
  • @matthewarchman Thank you for the #FollowFriday love, baldie! *wink*
  • Can someone help me strap on this heart rate monitor band? I’m helpless!
  • @DCToddNow Gym flirting? I recommend hanging in the sauna. Bring Crisco(TM). @Andrew703
  • P. Domo is playing doctor with Ken: http://twitgoo.com/1442za
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Posted in: Lifestream Friday, June 18th, 2010


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