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Posted by Richard Mankhey

11:05pm

rmankhey posted 77 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)

I would rather you kill *me* before I saw this movie: http://twitgoo.com/14a5xj
My Zhu Zhu pet is better than your Zhu Zhu pet.
Oh @DCBrent…how you make me giggle.
What’s a ‘puto’? It’s scrawled on the bench I’m sitting on.
…just shamelessly bopping my head to "Vacation" by the Go Gos. That’s all.
Oops. I meant to take a picture of my lychee-green tea frozen yogurt but I forgot and ate it too fast.
@ChukDC Exactly! The gap is just the right size for my knees. My runner’s thighs? Not so much.
@Cumdumpster2000 "Hello botulism, my old friend…"
@Rjaxx1 2 of my favorite things.
@Rjaxx1 I’m diggin’ your taste in music, Riley.
If not for incest, there wouldn’t be anyone to appear on the Jerry Springer Show.
@Rjaxx1 I <3 you. Thanks for the ReTweets, stud!
@Alisonhatesyou My Zhu Zhu also doubles as a "personal massager". #ifyouknowwhatimean
I have to face facts. I will never be a Playboy Bunny.
I just happened to catch a glimpse of the Denmark soccer team on TV. They look like a bunch of Ken dolls.
If you see a dude out tonight in the DC gay-borhood with a wannabe-beard & a cowboy hat, that’s me. Say ‘hi’.
@pjohnson360 Come into my parlor (said the bobalouie to the pjohnson360).
@davesilverstone …and I’m 1/2 Scandanavian! Coincidence?
@Boddingtons I think that’s a perfect Litmus test!
@FHornChickie You are correct!
I kind of liked it when Twitter said I only had 1,212 tweets. I felt like less of a loser.
I wish I could remember why I’m chewing on these Gingko Biloba leaves.
Baseball uniforms are so dang unflattering. Even David Beckham would look frumpy wearing one.
I just ate a can of Mixed Vegetables that said "Best if Used By: Jul. 12, 2008". I like to live life dangerously.
@ImUrCaligirl Oh snap, girlfriend. Oh. Snap.
@kelkel926 Every 4 years apparently. I’ve been schooled. I’m also blushing. You so sweet!
Step 1: Fill ale glass with cotton candy Step 2: Fill glass with malt liquor Step 3. Drink Step 4. Check sanity
@boogdogDC Our love can’t be denied.
@Hot_Pocket They go nicely with my sweaty buttcrack. *wink*
@Boddingtons A boy.
@edmontongreg It’s a very clever and very entertaining ruse, eh?
@JosieDC Of course I’m serious…and don’t call me Shirley. Or Mary for that matter.
@Rjaxx1 "Can’t seem to get my mind off of you-ew-ew!"
@KimW16 If I had a car I would drive all night.
My only vice is the burning desire to own a Bobblehead of myself.
@JeremyHawking Some of the sugar from your last tweet is still stuck to your lips.
@mikesica I archive all my tweets and FB status updates with a Wordpress ‘Lifestream’ plugin. But sometimes I wish I didn’t.
Is this the first year for the World Cup or something? I seriously do not remember this crap last year.
The one thing I love about the soccer games are when the camera pans to the coach during an embarassing play.
I think I’m in love. Seriously. Is there a test for that so I can be sure?
I just learned the word ‘prostidude’ and I can’t *wait* to use it in context!
Like a Phoenix rising out of the ash, I’m about to scare the sh*t out of those little kids in the ball pit.
@davesilverstone Whatever that ’something’ may have been I think we’ve found something better.
@Boddingtons It wasn’t *really* sweet until I dumped a bunch of Runts(TM) into the malt liquor.
@Rjaxx1 Riley! I grew up on a farm in Kansas. I partially reserve the right to rock a cowboy hat. Also, oranges don’t grow in Kansas.
@Hot_Pocket I almost fell off my bar stool laughing at that.
I just bought an electronic item that was super-easy to open. Am I on an episode of "Punk’d"?
@KimW16 It is true. It’s one of my mantras. I’m glad you like it.
@edmontongreg So not sexy. But then I guess that’s why I watch UFC.
I’m completely at a loss as to how some of these twitter-bot-spammers find me. *flips the bird to the bots*
@Alisonhatesyou I see your battle armor and raise you a head-mounted napalm blaster.
@samirluther As do I. Unfortunately my handwriting is completely illegible.
For my next trick I will need a member from the audience. *Your* member in particular, sir.
@kelkel926 It’s such a buzzkill, eh?
@Rjaxx1 I approve. Two enthusiastic thumbs way up!
@Rjaxx1 I had a feeling you’d like that one, Riley. *wink*
I just saw someone put something in a mailbox. How quaint!
Walkin’ aimlessly around DC…sporting some oh-so-sexy sweat stains on my shirt. Please ladies, one at time.
@Boddingtons Absolutely. You can’t make that kind of stuff up. P.S. It’s pretty tasty.
RT @Rjaxx1: RT @bobalouie My only vice is the burning desire to own a Bobblehead of my penis. // Hey! I didn’t tweet that!
@davesilverstone Wouldn’t we all?
@MichaThom I’d much rather imply shit than say it.
I just squeezed through a DC Metro turnstyle without paying. Someone call the authorities.
@edmontongreg "Gay friendly" is one way of putting it; I know exactly what you mean. I wrestled in high school.
@pjohnson360 Only if you’re allergic to spider bites.
@boogdogDC Yeah! It just gets stored in a SQL database that I can export into Excel and marvel at my stupidity. @mikesica
@mtclmbr1450 That’s exactly what it is!
When a heart breaks, it don’t break even.
It weirds me out to see clothes on the sidewalk. It’s like "Where’s the streaker?"
My first tweet was something about how sucktastic Tallahassee Motel 8’s are…but then that’s just redundant.
@Diane_Can It crossed my mind, but then the ramifications of wearing a kilt to a gay bar sounded like too much fun.
@DCHotland You liked my Rite-Aid cowboy hat? Xoxoxo @pjohnson360 @lwilcher
Okay, show of hands. Who among y’alls first tweet was something like: "Trying out this Twitter thing."
@ImUrCaligirl Cowboy boots? Pfft! Those are the equivalent of stilettos!
Meet my boyfriend/lover: http://twitgoo.com/14a050
@Hot_Pocket Seriously. We should be filming a pr0n together right now.
@slummymummy9 It would behoove me to keep my pants on, as I’m going commando.

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