Daily Digest for 2010-06-20

Posted by Richard Mankhey

twitter (feed #3) 11:32pm rmankhey posted 59 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @gaypornfanatic Yes. Just like the family in that "The Hills Have Eyes" movie. @TheCortez
  • @Hot_Pocket I will try to get it on video next time! I won’t be wearing my dancing dress however. It’s at the cleaners.
  • @matthewarchman I do live in Vienna, which is in Fairfax county. I love living close to the metro and running trails.
  • Woman: "Isn’t my daughter adorable?" Me: "Absolutely! She’d look great on a milk carton."
  • @snoopysnowcone Paying someone to do it is also an option…so I’ve heard.
  • @BeachBarista I can just *hear* the hair sprouting on your chest.
  • @slummymummy9 Genius. Why aren’t you running the world yet?
  • Hotel Twitter: You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.
  • @Alisonhatesyou Do they still make that stuff or is it only available in Dollar Stores? #summerseve
  • @RuffBip I like you already!
  • I have one word for you: Asshattery
  • @jemel2 Of course, by ‘boobs’ I mean ‘boobs’. I also mean ‘butt’. @DCdebbie
  • Dear Dad: Even tho’ you read my explicit journal entries & knew I was gay long before I told you, I still love you.
  • @slummymummy9 Are your spawn in on your "fattening up the neighborhood urchins" scheme?
  • I’m addicted to karaoke. There. I said it. Next song…"Fancy" by Reba McEntire.
  • My housemate has a friend sleeping on our couch tonight. Must remember to walk around naked a lot.
  • @DominicScott Promises, promises. @KristiBice
  • @SugarBoobs *smooch*
  • @Big_in_VA Well, at least we’ve got mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice! *clinks glass*
  • RT @edmontongreg: Lawn done, I think I am going to go do my neighbour/fellow firefighter // #prematurelytruncatedtweet
  • @slummymummy9 Or Whiskas(TM) if you’re feeling all fancy.
  • @gaypornfanatic If by ‘fierce’ you mean ‘unfathomably silly’ then you are correct. @TheCortez
  • @DistrictOfAris I’m not pointing the Twink-Finger at anyone. Just trying to be funny. @BeachBarista
  • @Whiskey_Dad Thank you! I’ve been stabbing Twitter with my steely knives but I just can’t kill the beast.
  • @TheCortez In the end it’s all in fun, sistahs! @gaypornfanatic
  • @Boddingtons I grew up on a farm in Kansas. Currently living in Wash DC area. My dad does NOT cook meth (often).
  • @BeachBarista *Favourited* @ELJefe843
  • RT @Charlie_W_: If you screw up my feed by retweeting inane shit over and over I will instantly unfollow you! Ffs! // <—–Does this count?
  • @BeachBarista *giggles* You said ‘mounting’. </immaturity>
  • I had quite an adventure last night & it all started when I sang "Fancy" for karaoke. Thanks, Reba!
  • @slummymummy9 If you’d stop eating that cheap damn dogfood all the time…
  • RT @SuDeepe: So now if you hold a quart of oil to your ear will you hear the ocean?? // <—This is my mom, guys.
  • @KimW16 I disagree. A burn on your booty would be particularly painful.
  • @DCdebbie Ima holler at you because this weather is making my boobs sweat.
  • @chrisbarrondc You’re not officially a senior citizen until you demand a discount on your McDonald’s cone while shaking a cane.
  • @debihope Red or white? Or yellow, considering I’d be exiting the commode?
  • Dear Interwebz: You’ve pretty much sucked half my life away. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
  • @Whiskey_Dad Ha! I love it when you take a funny 2 (or 7) steps further.
  • @Whiskey_Dad *digs in wallet for some singles*
  • @edmontongreg As I said before…you reek of valor.
  • @edmontongreg I have no doubt you are a man of valor. I just like playing with your tweets. #itsnotwhatitsoundslike
  • I love you @debihope and I’m not just saying that…but my fingers are.
  • If you follow me on Twitter and your bio contains the phrase "I love the Jonas brothers" I’m watching you. Closely.
  • I’m sitting next to a dude watching golf in a bar. He’s cheering the golf ball on. Wow.
  • @gaypornfanatic Gurrrrrrl….oh no she dih-ent! @TheCortez
  • @Alisonhatesyou For some reason that makes me think of Summer’s Eve.
  • I would like to request that some fanfare be played the next time I exit the bathroom.
  • Had a nice chat w/ Dad. The usual from him: "Lotsa rain. Cows are fine. The ditchweed is quite lush this year."
  • @LegalMoose Roger, Roger. Step 1: Activate webcam Step 2: Walk around naked.
  • @chrisbarrondc A totally sweet pimp cane with a ridiculously huge gem on top, a platinum tip and a sword inside. Huzzah!
  • @BeachBarista I see what you did there…and I LIKE IT! @districtofaris
  • @RuffBip She did! It was called, simply, "Reba". I only saw a few episodes, but I believe it did well.
  • @Charlie_W_ This girl means business. *golf clap* @DistrictOfAris
  • RT @Chugs07: RT @masonmiller: Happy Sperm Donor Day! // Bwhahaha :) // Hey! My daddy was a sperm donor!
  • @KimW16 Happy Birthday, Mrs. President!!! Ima get some ditchweed from my dad for you.
  • @snoopysnowcone I know, right? You can’t buy love but HJ’s? Hellz to the yeah!
  • @RuffBip Thank you for the ReTweet! Are you a Reba fan, Sir?
  • @RuffBip My pleasure! Welcome to Twitter!
  • @Boddingtons Yes! I spent most of my formative years riding horses, harvesting wheat, tossing hay bales, driving tractors…
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Posted in: Lifestream Sunday, June 20th, 2010


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