Daily Digest for 2010-06-15

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 2:56pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard believes that one touch is never enough.

Daily Digest for 2010-06-14

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 11:56am rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard is invoking thoughts of Snowmageddon to fight the swelter of Summer.
twitter (feed #3) 10:49pm rmankhey posted 63 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • A friend of mine was drive-by rainbow’d this weekend.
  • @ImUrCaligirl Hello there! Glad you made it back safely. I saw the pictures. Thank you! I’m glad you had a good weekend.
  • @urbanphish A proctology internship?
  • @ma3145tt *giggles* That’s a good one! It took me 4 re-reads to get the pun.
  • This is going to prove *most* entertaining: http://twitgoo.com/zu4d2
  • @DCBrent That was the longest ‘aww’ I’ve ever seen. *giggles*
  • @pjohnson360 I suppose I could get all fancy and pour some Hershey’s chocolate syrup on myself.
  • @michaelfmuller If they don’t follow YOU yet, they’re about to. Way to go, big tweet mouth!
  • Attn Droid Users! 10 Essential Free Games for Android phones: http://bit.ly/drVAmh
  • RT @DupontDan: What a cute couple holding hands @bobalouie @boogdogDC :P
  • @Alisongrasso I bet Martha bakes one mean gay cake.
  • Time for a run. RELATED: Are iPods waterproof?
  • ..oh nothing…just looking for the remote so I can rewind and relive the weekend all over again.
  • @michaelfmuller Thank you, darlin’! *smooch*
  • RT @KimW16: ‘This world is kinder to those who choose not to look back.’ @Bobalouie ? I think. // What made you think of that tweet?
  • @pjohnson360 Definitely pork rind crispy. It’s the fat that gives it that special mouth feel.
  • @ImUrCaligirl Maaaaaaaybe. ;-)
  • @boogdogDC :’-)
  • RT @slummymummy9: #nowplaying Boys Boys Boys by Lady GaGa, via @Osfoora. @bobalouie this song reminds me of you. #love // *feels the LOVE*
  • I’m getting crispy waiting at the bus stop. *bites arm* Mmmm. Just right. #nomnomnom
  • @EvanOdd That you’d look smashing in a Secret Fit Belly(TM) Mini-Maternity Skirt, no doubt.
  • @boogdogDC I’m prepared to wear out the VHS cassette from overuse.
  • @SvilleFarmrsMkt Her ability to flatten me is substantial. In fact, I’m pretty sure she’d beat me at arm wrestling.
  • I’m still in a somewhat of a stupor from this weekend, and no, it’s not from a surfeit of ethanol-laced beverages.
  • @JamesBlute Our analytics don’t show much traffic from Twitter. I wonder how the Analytics handle a link from an application like Tweetdeck?
  • @JamesBlute How do I sign up?
  • Does anyone know anything about the whole "Facebook Credits" pilot thing that’s going on?
  • @DCToddNow I’m not sure what’s going on, but I’m wishing you good luck galore! *crosses fingers*
  • Overheard in the office: "I’m a little too powerful; I whack the balls and they go flying."
  • @JamesBlute Fantastic. Much appreciated!
  • @oodleday I also happen to sing Paramore better than deaf-mutes.
  • I’m going to try to grow a beard. Based on previous attempts, I should have some results by mid-2011.
  • @Cumdumpster2000 I believe it’s the remote control with the optional ‘personal massager’. You’ll love it.
  • @ImUrCaligirl :-) @boogdogDC
  • @EvanOdd That mental image isn’t nearly as unappealing as one might think, at first.
  • @pjohnson360 Of course, I’m partial to butterscoth. Need a bib?
  • @A_Ron_The_DJ …at least as far as *your* parents are concerned.
  • @sianyrobinson That would be EPIC.
  • @gaypornfanatic A cowboy hat for two? Yee-haw!
  • @gaypornfanatic Do you have a cowboy hat to go along with the ‘howdy partner’?
  • @michaelfmuller I know that’s right!
  • @JamesBlute We don’t pay special attention to website traffic from Twitter. Should we be?
  • @DicksALot Everything in moderation…including whacking.
  • @OneFineJay Hopefully she’ll eschew legal action. We have a unique work relationship.
  • I work with a very tall woman named Stacey but I refer to her as ‘Mangela’. Is that harassment or just funny?
  • @ImUrCaligirl Like a towel, a flashlight of some kind is never a bad idea to have on your person at all times.
  • @EvanOdd Isn’t Justin Bieber wearing a maternity mini-skirt the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse?
  • @ImUrCaligirl I’m gonna go for full beard first and then consider down-grading to goatee or pornstache later.
  • @ImUrCaligirl You are so very gracious, my dear! *beams*
  • @JamesBlute That’s great stuff. I hadn’t even considered that. I appreciate the insight!
  • Is it done raining yet? I am *not* gonna run 10 miles without my iPod.
  • I can’t believe there are guys that thinks it’s OK to shake hands in the bathroom. Is it some sort of signal?
  • @michaelfmuller I can tell you how the bustier got on you. In fact, I have some pictures here…
  • I have *Special* needs. Yes, with a capital ‘S’.
  • @kelkel926 Well we’re all in terrific company aren’t we? :-D I would love to visit you…especially after seeing your latest avatar!
  • @beatpunk Absolutely! The pleasure was all mine!
  • @OneFineJay OMGosh I’m so gonna go call her that right now!
  • I sing Paramore better than Paramore.
  • @michaelfmuller Oh, @loose_sphincter? That’s my alter ego. P.S. Thank you for the compliment. I’m going for the ‘Clark Kent’ look.
  • @matthewarchman Well don’t we have good taste in clothes?
  • If more NoVA drivers would slit their wrists ‘cuz of the horrible traffic the roads would be a lot less congested.
  • A Twitter user named @male_baldness is following me. I hope it doesn’t catch up.
  • I may or may not be using your picture as my phone’s desktop wallpaper.

Daily Digest for 2010-06-13

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 5:36pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard has been hording a terrific treasure all weekend, but luckily his mother taught him how to share.
twitter (feed #3) 10:49pm rmankhey posted 55 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • RT @oodleday: MO BANANA MO PROBLEMS http://twitpic.com/1waizv
  • @JeremyHawking It’s not for the faint of heart.
  • In hindsight, "Do you have any Valtrex(TM) to spare?" is not the best pick-up line I’ve ever come up with.
  • Let them eat cake: http://twitgoo.com/zofn9
  • Beware the mange: http://twitgoo.com/zocj9
  • It rubs the lotion on its skin…or it would if it had some.
  • I see gay people. They are EVERYWHERE.
  • @JeremyHawking …but you don’t seem like the "faint of heart" type…unless there’s a condition I’m not aware of.
  • If you don’t make fun of my shoes I won’t make fun of your face.
  • @bobalouie I just replied to myself. Dang you Seesmic, you shouldn’t let that happen!
  • I think I’m allergic to T.V.
  • @valora_ixchel Girl, I’ve been favoriting your tweets all day! :-)
  • @John_Irvine Actually, that is the primary reason; and sometimes you find fun things people have dropped in the hole.
  • It’s safe to say that my sex tape has not yet gone viral.
  • @Alisongrasso Gracias!!
  • @tmamtrak I think it’s the coffin-like atmosphere.
  • RT @bobalouie: @bobalouie You are no longer alone. Let me wipe those tears borne of ostracization away. // This was for you @John_Irvine
  • Step 1 of Operation "Plaid is Bad": Purchase a Taser(TM).
  • I’ve a high threshold for pain, but the urge to urinate when you can’t is MONSTROUS!
  • You don’t bring me anything but down..and crabs that one time.
  • Why, yes, that is my hot pink stapler.
  • @bobalouie You are no longer alone. Let me wipe those tears borne of ostracization away.
  • @jesserker My sweat glands are entirely too enthusiastic.
  • @Rjaxx1 I don’t know how to feel about that. "Complete Revulsion" comes to mind.
  • @MichaThom *waves back* *sends air kisses for good measure*
  • @Rjaxx1 Bingo, baby.
  • @pjohnson360 Precisely!
  • Who the heck is that blonde lolipop that’s always doing commercials with Regis Philbin?
  • High Fructose Awkward Sauce.
  • I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m incredibly interested in pictures of dead bodies.
  • "Happy" Pride = "Gay" Pride
  • Boop boop be doop: http://twitgoo.com/zqp90
  • @Boddingtons I can do both those things, but you’re correct…I do NOT do them in Porta-Potties(TM).
  • Pay no attention to the side-boob behind the curtains.
  • I detest U2. There. It’s out in the open now.
  • @TheCortez …and at the Smithsonian! Who knew?
  • @Rjaxx1 LOVE IT! I just found my newest favorite song, thanks to you.
  • Hay mucho calor at the Pride street festival. My light blue shirt is now navy.
  • So…"I don’t take free condoms ‘cuz they’re not Magnums" is a pick up line? If only I’d known.
  • This is gonna totally gross you out the wall, but I rather enjoy using Porta-Potties(TM).
  • @John_Irvine Word, Brother. I mean Twitter Husband. Um….this has just crossed the line into Awkwardseville.
  • @Rjaxx1 I like you. I was undecided at first but it was your penchant for cheesy 80’s music that tipped the scales.
  • This is the part of the show where I remove my pants to show you the trick I do with my pet lamprey.
  • "I Can’t Get You Outta My Bed" #songsforthemorningafter
  • My dreams of a best-selling "Ask Me About My Tapeworm" shirt just got pooped on.
  • @Boddingtons I forget girls have to utilize TP everytime. Thanks for the reminder and accompanying mental image.
  • My crazy aunt just FB friend requested me. I gotta amp up the bestiality status updates.
  • I’ve been hording a terrific treasure all weekend, but luckily Mother taught me how to share.
  • @USFBull82 wants you to know something: http://twitgoo.com/zrbzp
  • @EvanOdd That was pure comic genius! Favorited!
  • @Rjaxx1 Well…you *were* 16…
  • So many what? http://twitgoo.com/zr0y8
  • @JeremyHawking Time will tell. Take your pills, gurl.
  • Someone left their wallet on the train: http://twitgoo.com/zobi1
  • @valora_ixchel *giggles* Another favorite!!!

Daily Digest for 2010-06-12

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 4:21pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard is happy.
twitter (feed #3) 11:48pm rmankhey posted 25 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @Cumdumpster2000 Me too. My fake friends are so much cooler.
  • @JBizzleRox #cozyjosie is still going on?
  • RT @DupontDan: Pride underwear! http://tweetphoto.com/26888310 // I’ve seen those before…
  • I now have more virtual friends (Twitter) than real friends (Facebook). Wow. I suck.
  • @tammyphinney Thank you, sweetie!
  • You can look at some children & just KNOW they’re gonna grow up fugly and sex-starved.
  • Oh nothing…just playing "Truth or Dare" while waiting in line at the DMV. Envious?
  • @John_Irvine Define "cute".
  • P. Domo spotted in the wild: http://twitgoo.com/zmome
  • I’m a lucky boy.
  • The thing about Pride is that so many of us are going to do things we’re anything but proud of.
  • @DCBrent Oh yes…them. @JBizzleRox
  • @tammyphinney No…but your fingers are a different matter.
  • @Emarieg Ha ha! My mom used to say the same thing about janitors.
  • @JBizzleRox Awesome. Glad you didn’t have to trek back out to VA.
  • RT @boogdogDC: I’m at Vienna/Fairfax-GMU Metro Station (2900 Nutley St, Virginia Center Dr, Fairfax). http://4sq.com/74V8DL
  • @ma3145tt How did you know about the DMV failure?
  • There are a lot of events involving balls going on this weekend.
  • @MichaThom Thanks, sweetie. ;-*
  • Is there a parade today or something?
  • @MichaThom My phone and 2 handsome gentleman. :-)
  • No, YOUR dad is an enormous chamber filled with towering stone columns.
  • Going to the DMV is *exactly* what I wanted to do this morning, but at least I’m in good company.
  • @LegalMoose *Favorited*
  • @slummymummy9 More like 12, ya potty mouth.

Daily Digest for 2010-06-11

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 1:31pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard has a new version available for you to download. Please upgrade to the latest version for even more fun, games, mischief & debauchery.
twitter (feed #3) 10:48pm rmankhey posted 45 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @ideasurge You see? This is why Twitter is awesome. Thanks for helping me choose murder over the patent process. @LegalMoose
  • Happy cows may come from California but there are plenty in DC.
  • I have a date with some kettlebells. BBL
  • @mikey_m00n …and the lower GIs?
  • OMG I just had a seizure: http://www.hotdoom.com/
  • http://www.deepblackhole.com/
  • @mikesica Maybe. I’ve only been to Texas once and I learned they don’t sell liquor in all of the Dallas suburbs.
  • Remember Susan Boyle? That was fun while it lasted, wasn’t it?
  • Noise-canceling headphones are great, but what I really need is f*ck-tard-co-worker canceling headphones.
  • No, I’m not injecting steroids into my bum, but I am looking for someone to do it for me. Ladies?
  • @lwilcher You rang?
  • The only thing I like about Summer is that my chances of "death by icicle to the face" are greatly reduced,
  • @VirtualMarketer I’m going to try to compile a "Social Media Analytics & ROI" report at my boss’s request. I’m stumped.
  • @pockettpatrick Gene Wilder is not dead. NPR would *not* wish happy birthday to a corpse.
  • @DCBrent That’s not what he and he and he and he said.
  • We all see what we want to see: http://flic.kr/p/71e39r
  • @pjohnson360 You’ve *seen* or *are currently following* said Twitter profiles?
  • Is there a rule against gratuitous nudity in your Twitter avatar? I’m asking for a friend.
  • I’m beginning to think that all that paint huffing I did in kindergarten was a bad idea.
  • @whosthatgirl2 @rjaxx1 Thank you for the ReTweets!
  • @SoCalMeeka I know right? Estoy muy confudido, but at least you get the messages! Fly safely!
  • @teg94 Hello Sailor! New in town? Oh wait…wrong uniform…
  • @pjohnson360 @gayrednecks @singulardc Thanks for the ReTweet, gentlemen!
  • @pockettpatrick P.S. Who’s that hottie in your avatar? Have I met him before?
  • @pockettpatrick Oh snap! You hit the proverbial nail on the head with that one. 10 points for Patrick.
  • @mikey_m00n I was going for ‘euphemism’ but I can see how you arrived at ‘innuendo’.
  • RT @DCBrent: #JIZ // That is so 2009.
  • @slummymummy9 I have 2 copies of Strunk & White. I also have 2 copies of "How to Win Friends & Influence People".
  • @MichaThom Aww shucks, sweetie pie…I haven’t seen you for weeks. Thanks, and Merry Pride to you! @g3rd80
  • @taco_heina Good idea, but I do that in subtle ways everyday.
  • @Jafnyr1 Maybe Susan Boyle is the 2nd Coming?
  • Happy Birthday, Gene Wilder (1933)! Have a scrum-diddly-umptous day!
  • @LegalMoose Are patents hard to acquire? I’m thinking murdering my co-workers would be less hassle.
  • Song #1 on today’s earworm playlist is "Ballroom Blitz". It’s going to be a fun day
  • Green Lantern TONIGHT for Mama’s Trailer Park Pride Kick-Off w. A-Ron.The.DJ. 9pm-close!! Best vodka specials in town!
  • I heard a cute conversation between a mother & her gay son on NPR this morning & thought of @SuDeepe. I love you, Mom!
  • Twitter is a constant reminder that peoples’ delusions run far deeper than you ever wanted to know.
  • @pjohnson360 I was waiting for that. Perhaps I should have added #SFW to that link…
  • @slummymummy9 I’ve got my eye on a pair of a$$less chaps from the Leather Rack. When’s your HS reunion? @snoopysnowcone
  • I shouldn’t be so critical of morons on Twitter. They inspire some of my best tweets.
  • @SoCalMeeka Yo!
  • RT @slummymummy9: #FF @bobalouie my Twitter boyfriend who may have caused a mass suicide by joking he was in a relationship on FB. // HA HA!
  • It’s shirts vs. skins for the boys’ soccer team at the local high school. Wait…what binoculars?
  • I stole yer Farmville pig & sold it to 7-11: http://twitgoo.com/za9vo
  • RT @DCdebbie: LOOK! I’m on top of @ebertchicago’s list! Of what? Gotta click the link to see… http://j.mp/c5C0tz // It’s probably not SFW.

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