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Daily Digest for 2010-06-15

Posted by Richard Mankhey

2:56pm

rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard believes that one touch is never enough.

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-06-14

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	11:56am	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is invoking thoughts of Snowmageddon to fight the swelter of Summer.
	10:49pm	rmankhey posted 63 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) A friend of mine was drive-by rainbow’d this weekend. @ImUrCaligirl Hello there! Glad you made it back safely. I saw the pictures. Thank you! I’m glad you had a good weekend. @urbanphish A proctology internship? @ma3145tt *giggles* That’s a good one! It took me 4 re-reads to get the pun. This is going to prove *most* entertaining: http://twitgoo.com/zu4d2 @DCBrent That was the longest ‘aww’ I’ve ever seen. *giggles* @pjohnson360 I suppose I could get all fancy and pour some Hershey’s chocolate syrup on myself. @michaelfmuller If they don’t follow YOU yet, they’re about to. Way to go, big tweet mouth! Attn Droid Users! 10 Essential Free Games for Android phones: http://bit.ly/drVAmh RT @DupontDan: What a cute couple holding hands @bobalouie @boogdogDC @Alisongrasso I bet Martha bakes one mean gay cake. Time for a run. RELATED: Are iPods waterproof? ..oh nothing…just looking for the remote so I can rewind and relive the weekend all over again. @michaelfmuller Thank you, darlin’! *smooch* RT @KimW16: ‘This world is kinder to those who choose not to look back.’ @Bobalouie ? I think. // What made you think of that tweet? @pjohnson360 Definitely pork rind crispy. It’s the fat that gives it that special mouth feel. @ImUrCaligirl Maaaaaaaybe. @boogdogDC :’-) RT @slummymummy9: #nowplaying Boys Boys Boys by Lady GaGa, via @Osfoora. @bobalouie this song reminds me of you. #love // *feels the LOVE* I’m getting crispy waiting at the bus stop. *bites arm* Mmmm. Just right. #nomnomnom @EvanOdd That you’d look smashing in a Secret Fit Belly(TM) Mini-Maternity Skirt, no doubt. @boogdogDC I’m prepared to wear out the VHS cassette from overuse. @SvilleFarmrsMkt Her ability to flatten me is substantial. In fact, I’m pretty sure she’d beat me at arm wrestling. I’m still in a somewhat of a stupor from this weekend, and no, it’s not from a surfeit of ethanol-laced beverages. @JamesBlute Our analytics don’t show much traffic from Twitter. I wonder how the Analytics handle a link from an application like Tweetdeck? @JamesBlute How do I sign up? Does anyone know anything about the whole "Facebook Credits" pilot thing that’s going on? @DCToddNow I’m not sure what’s going on, but I’m wishing you good luck galore! *crosses fingers* Overheard in the office: "I’m a little too powerful; I whack the balls and they go flying." @JamesBlute Fantastic. Much appreciated! @oodleday I also happen to sing Paramore better than deaf-mutes. I’m going to try to grow a beard. Based on previous attempts, I should have some results by mid-2011. @Cumdumpster2000 I believe it’s the remote control with the optional ‘personal massager’. You’ll love it. @ImUrCaligirl @boogdogDC @EvanOdd That mental image isn’t nearly as unappealing as one might think, at first. @pjohnson360 Of course, I’m partial to butterscoth. Need a bib? @A_Ron_The_DJ …at least as far as *your* parents are concerned. @sianyrobinson That would be EPIC. @gaypornfanatic A cowboy hat for two? Yee-haw! @gaypornfanatic Do you have a cowboy hat to go along with the ‘howdy partner’? @michaelfmuller I know that’s right! @JamesBlute We don’t pay special attention to website traffic from Twitter. Should we be? @DicksALot Everything in moderation…including whacking. @OneFineJay Hopefully she’ll eschew legal action. We have a unique work relationship. I work with a very tall woman named Stacey but I refer to her as ‘Mangela’. Is that harassment or just funny? @ImUrCaligirl Like a towel, a flashlight of some kind is never a bad idea to have on your person at all times. @EvanOdd Isn’t Justin Bieber wearing a maternity mini-skirt the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse? @ImUrCaligirl I’m gonna go for full beard first and then consider down-grading to goatee or pornstache later. @ImUrCaligirl You are so very gracious, my dear! *beams* @JamesBlute That’s great stuff. I hadn’t even considered that. I appreciate the insight! Is it done raining yet? I am *not* gonna run 10 miles without my iPod. I can’t believe there are guys that thinks it’s OK to shake hands in the bathroom. Is it some sort of signal? @michaelfmuller I can tell you how the bustier got on you. In fact, I have some pictures here… I have *Special* needs. Yes, with a capital ‘S’. @kelkel926 Well we’re all in terrific company aren’t we? I would love to visit you…especially after seeing your latest avatar! @beatpunk Absolutely! The pleasure was all mine! @OneFineJay OMGosh I’m so gonna go call her that right now! I sing Paramore better than Paramore. @michaelfmuller Oh, @loose_sphincter? That’s my alter ego. P.S. Thank you for the compliment. I’m going for the ‘Clark Kent’ look. @matthewarchman Well don’t we have good taste in clothes? If more NoVA drivers would slit their wrists ‘cuz of the horrible traffic the roads would be a lot less congested. A Twitter user named @male_baldness is following me. I hope it doesn’t catch up. I may or may not be using your picture as my phone’s desktop wallpaper.

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Monday, June 14th, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-06-13

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	5:36pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard has been hording a terrific treasure all weekend, but luckily his mother taught him how to share.
	10:49pm	rmankhey posted 55 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) RT @oodleday: MO BANANA MO PROBLEMS http://twitpic.com/1waizv @JeremyHawking It’s not for the faint of heart. In hindsight, "Do you have any Valtrex(TM) to spare?" is not the best pick-up line I’ve ever come up with. Let them eat cake: http://twitgoo.com/zofn9 Beware the mange: http://twitgoo.com/zocj9 It rubs the lotion on its skin…or it would if it had some. I see gay people. They are EVERYWHERE. @JeremyHawking …but you don’t seem like the "faint of heart" type…unless there’s a condition I’m not aware of. If you don’t make fun of my shoes I won’t make fun of your face. @bobalouie I just replied to myself. Dang you Seesmic, you shouldn’t let that happen! I think I’m allergic to T.V. @valora_ixchel Girl, I’ve been favoriting your tweets all day! @John_Irvine Actually, that is the primary reason; and sometimes you find fun things people have dropped in the hole. It’s safe to say that my sex tape has not yet gone viral. @Alisongrasso Gracias!! @tmamtrak I think it’s the coffin-like atmosphere. RT @bobalouie: @bobalouie You are no longer alone. Let me wipe those tears borne of ostracization away. // This was for you @John_Irvine Step 1 of Operation "Plaid is Bad": Purchase a Taser(TM). I’ve a high threshold for pain, but the urge to urinate when you can’t is MONSTROUS! You don’t bring me anything but down..and crabs that one time. Why, yes, that is my hot pink stapler. @bobalouie You are no longer alone. Let me wipe those tears borne of ostracization away. @jesserker My sweat glands are entirely too enthusiastic. @Rjaxx1 I don’t know how to feel about that. "Complete Revulsion" comes to mind. @MichaThom *waves back* *sends air kisses for good measure* @Rjaxx1 Bingo, baby. @pjohnson360 Precisely! Who the heck is that blonde lolipop that’s always doing commercials with Regis Philbin? High Fructose Awkward Sauce. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m incredibly interested in pictures of dead bodies. "Happy" Pride = "Gay" Pride Boop boop be doop: http://twitgoo.com/zqp90 @Boddingtons I can do both those things, but you’re correct…I do NOT do them in Porta-Potties(TM). Pay no attention to the side-boob behind the curtains. I detest U2. There. It’s out in the open now. @TheCortez …and at the Smithsonian! Who knew? @Rjaxx1 LOVE IT! I just found my newest favorite song, thanks to you. Hay mucho calor at the Pride street festival. My light blue shirt is now navy. So…"I don’t take free condoms ‘cuz they’re not Magnums" is a pick up line? If only I’d known. This is gonna totally gross you out the wall, but I rather enjoy using Porta-Potties(TM). @John_Irvine Word, Brother. I mean Twitter Husband. Um….this has just crossed the line into Awkwardseville. @Rjaxx1 I like you. I was undecided at first but it was your penchant for cheesy 80’s music that tipped the scales. This is the part of the show where I remove my pants to show you the trick I do with my pet lamprey. "I Can’t Get You Outta My Bed" #songsforthemorningafter My dreams of a best-selling "Ask Me About My Tapeworm" shirt just got pooped on. @Boddingtons I forget girls have to utilize TP everytime. Thanks for the reminder and accompanying mental image. My crazy aunt just FB friend requested me. I gotta amp up the bestiality status updates. I’ve been hording a terrific treasure all weekend, but luckily Mother taught me how to share. @USFBull82 wants you to know something: http://twitgoo.com/zrbzp @EvanOdd That was pure comic genius! Favorited! @Rjaxx1 Well…you *were* 16… So many what? http://twitgoo.com/zr0y8 @JeremyHawking Time will tell. Take your pills, gurl. Someone left their wallet on the train: http://twitgoo.com/zobi1 @valora_ixchel *giggles* Another favorite!!!

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Sunday, June 13th, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-06-12

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	4:21pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is happy.
	11:48pm	rmankhey posted 25 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @Cumdumpster2000 Me too. My fake friends are so much cooler. @JBizzleRox #cozyjosie is still going on? RT @DupontDan: Pride underwear! http://tweetphoto.com/26888310 // I’ve seen those before… I now have more virtual friends (Twitter) than real friends (Facebook). Wow. I suck. @tammyphinney Thank you, sweetie! You can look at some children & just KNOW they’re gonna grow up fugly and sex-starved. Oh nothing…just playing "Truth or Dare" while waiting in line at the DMV. Envious? @John_Irvine Define "cute". P. Domo spotted in the wild: http://twitgoo.com/zmome I’m a lucky boy. The thing about Pride is that so many of us are going to do things we’re anything but proud of. @DCBrent Oh yes…them. @JBizzleRox @tammyphinney No…but your fingers are a different matter. @Emarieg Ha ha! My mom used to say the same thing about janitors. @JBizzleRox Awesome. Glad you didn’t have to trek back out to VA. RT @boogdogDC: I’m at Vienna/Fairfax-GMU Metro Station (2900 Nutley St, Virginia Center Dr, Fairfax). http://4sq.com/74V8DL @ma3145tt How did you know about the DMV failure? There are a lot of events involving balls going on this weekend. @MichaThom Thanks, sweetie. ;-* Is there a parade today or something? @MichaThom My phone and 2 handsome gentleman. No, YOUR dad is an enormous chamber filled with towering stone columns. Going to the DMV is *exactly* what I wanted to do this morning, but at least I’m in good company. @LegalMoose *Favorited* @slummymummy9 More like 12, ya potty mouth.

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Saturday, June 12th, 2010

Daily Digest for 2010-06-11

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	1:31pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard has a new version available for you to download. Please upgrade to the latest version for even more fun, games, mischief & debauchery.
	10:48pm	rmankhey posted 45 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @ideasurge You see? This is why Twitter is awesome. Thanks for helping me choose murder over the patent process. @LegalMoose Happy cows may come from California but there are plenty in DC. I have a date with some kettlebells. BBL @mikey_m00n …and the lower GIs? OMG I just had a seizure: http://www.hotdoom.com/ http://www.deepblackhole.com/ @mikesica Maybe. I’ve only been to Texas once and I learned they don’t sell liquor in all of the Dallas suburbs. Remember Susan Boyle? That was fun while it lasted, wasn’t it? Noise-canceling headphones are great, but what I really need is f*ck-tard-co-worker canceling headphones. No, I’m not injecting steroids into my bum, but I am looking for someone to do it for me. Ladies? @lwilcher You rang? The only thing I like about Summer is that my chances of "death by icicle to the face" are greatly reduced, @VirtualMarketer I’m going to try to compile a "Social Media Analytics & ROI" report at my boss’s request. I’m stumped. @pockettpatrick Gene Wilder is not dead. NPR would *not* wish happy birthday to a corpse. @DCBrent That’s not what he and he and he and he said. We all see what we want to see: http://flic.kr/p/71e39r @pjohnson360 You’ve *seen* or *are currently following* said Twitter profiles? Is there a rule against gratuitous nudity in your Twitter avatar? I’m asking for a friend. I’m beginning to think that all that paint huffing I did in kindergarten was a bad idea. @whosthatgirl2 @rjaxx1 Thank you for the ReTweets! @SoCalMeeka I know right? Estoy muy confudido, but at least you get the messages! Fly safely! @teg94 Hello Sailor! New in town? Oh wait…wrong uniform… @pjohnson360 @gayrednecks @singulardc Thanks for the ReTweet, gentlemen! @pockettpatrick P.S. Who’s that hottie in your avatar? Have I met him before? @pockettpatrick Oh snap! You hit the proverbial nail on the head with that one. 10 points for Patrick. @mikey_m00n I was going for ‘euphemism’ but I can see how you arrived at ‘innuendo’. RT @DCBrent: #JIZ // That is so 2009. @slummymummy9 I have 2 copies of Strunk & White. I also have 2 copies of "How to Win Friends & Influence People". @MichaThom Aww shucks, sweetie pie…I haven’t seen you for weeks. Thanks, and Merry Pride to you! @g3rd80 @taco_heina Good idea, but I do that in subtle ways everyday. @Jafnyr1 Maybe Susan Boyle is the 2nd Coming? Happy Birthday, Gene Wilder (1933)! Have a scrum-diddly-umptous day! @LegalMoose Are patents hard to acquire? I’m thinking murdering my co-workers would be less hassle. Song #1 on today’s earworm playlist is "Ballroom Blitz". It’s going to be a fun day Green Lantern TONIGHT for Mama’s Trailer Park Pride Kick-Off w. A-Ron.The.DJ. 9pm-close!! Best vodka specials in town! I heard a cute conversation between a mother & her gay son on NPR this morning & thought of @SuDeepe. I love you, Mom! Twitter is a constant reminder that peoples’ delusions run far deeper than you ever wanted to know. @pjohnson360 I was waiting for that. Perhaps I should have added #SFW to that link… @slummymummy9 I’ve got my eye on a pair of a$$less chaps from the Leather Rack. When’s your HS reunion? @snoopysnowcone I shouldn’t be so critical of morons on Twitter. They inspire some of my best tweets. @SoCalMeeka Yo! RT @slummymummy9: #FF @bobalouie my Twitter boyfriend who may have caused a mass suicide by joking he was in a relationship on FB. // HA HA! It’s shirts vs. skins for the boys’ soccer team at the local high school. Wait…what binoculars? I stole yer Farmville pig & sold it to 7-11: http://twitgoo.com/za9vo RT @DCdebbie: LOOK! I’m on top of @ebertchicago’s list! Of what? Gotta click the link to see… http://j.mp/c5C0tz // It’s probably not SFW.

Posted in: Lifestream Comments(0) Friday, June 11th, 2010

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