Daily Digest for 2010-06-10

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 1:28pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard cannot comprehend the fervor surrounding a bunch of soccer balls.
twitter (feed #3) 11:06pm rmankhey posted 82 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • If I don’t have the energy to stay awake on the bus, how will I make it through an 8 mile run? Oh hello, No Doz(TM)!
  • @skunkhair Bearing the full brunt of the vocoder-Bieber nightmare that is currently on stage? God bless you.
  • @nolageek …and how is that different from any other day?
  • Contrary to the popular Joe Nichols song, tequila did NOT make my clothes fall off last night. I want a refund.
  • @PrttyGriselda Corny would be my middle name if it weren’t already William. ;-)
  • If I ever have children I want their names to be palandromes.
  • There are a lot of dirty words out there, but for me, "S.O.P" is the dirtiest of them all.
  • @jesserker Hey pretty mama!
  • @SnoopDannyDan You forgot ‘teratoma’.
  • @Jamberta We’re all heroes, according to ourselves.
  • @DistrictOfAris Yer doin’ it rite.
  • When coworkers send an email without a Subject Line they shouldn’t be surprised that I ignore them.
  • @willgallahue Why do you have to get all up in my grill with your "silver lining" bull-pucky?
  • @SnoopDannyDan I *knew* someone would joke about that, but I didn’t expect it from a straight dude. Kudos!
  • @whosthatgirl2 Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind some Foursquare on Twitter, it’s just when people check-in at bus stops…constantly…
  • @OneFineJay I’m afraid you got me thinking beyond the scope of your questions…what *IS* 9 minutes of life these days?
  • Geminis come with instructions, right? I can’t find my user manual & I need to justify my actions.
  • @SoCalMeeka Yes indeed!
  • @Jase11 You’re quite welcome! I will continue following you for a few more days. *wink wink*
  • @davbart For real, though. I’m looking for Lance.
  • @boogdogDC Some are more possessive than others.
  • @skunkhair Well at least N*Suck was able to keep all their members together. *giggles* "members" @stinsgrl97
  • @Jase11 It depends on your smartphone and application, but yes, it’s possible to not post a Foursquare checkin to Twitter.
  • @Jase11 Foursquare away, baby! RELATED: I have some unfollowing to do.
  • @Jamberta Sing me some more Bette Midler, please. It soothes my eczema.
  • @skunkhair Wait, what? I totally DMed you…didn’t I?
  • I think I forgot to brush my teeth this morning. Can someone come check for me? *opens mouth*
  • @BRIHOMO Thanks for the ReTweet!
  • @Andrew703 That’s true…but unfortunately Seesmic on my phone doesn’t have such a filter.
  • @PrttyGriselda *bows w/ as much grace as he can manage* Thank you, my pretty!
  • Catastrophes are, by definition, terrible.
  • I bet if I reached around and felt my back I’d have a sign that says "BIG FAT SLACKER" taped to it.
  • @DCJono Sharpies are disappointingly unaromatic; also, I’ve never tried sniffing a glue stick.
  • @OneFineJay I feel like I don’t even need to watch it now after that vivid portraiture.
  • @gaypornfanatic White people hair? Ha! Mine is curly by default and I have to fight it w/ a flat iron & product. I like it though.
  • @davbart I’m as capable of doing math in my head as I am explaining heaven to bears. @boogdogdc @dcjono
  • @INAHAM730 Yes. Just chop of the ‘usewife’.
  • Does anyone know anything about the new "Facebook Credits" thing?
  • @pockettpatrick Junkie.
  • @Chugs07 "Cheesy" is a compliment for their coats.
  • Wolf Trap is always a friendly place…especially around 10:30 pm when the collective BAC is about 423.14.
  • @gaypornfanatic It is! Whaddaya think? Be honest.
  • For real…can I just hear "I Want it That Way" so I can go?
  • I have multiple personalities to blame my foibles on. As a Gemini I can’t ever decide which one to blame.
  • Even with the all the balls involved I don’t find myself getting excited about the World Cup.
  • @Jase11 I have no reply to that clever and well-worded response. Cheers!
  • @JosieDC That’s not the only thing that hurts. I bet a fork in the larynx would be most unpleasant as well.
  • @MarioSemiglia Can you teach me how to do it properly? I’ll supply the tequila.
  • @John_Irvine Both dangerously impressionable groups. I need to watch it. Thanks for keeping me in check, bro.
  • @boogdogDC I don’t know about the bears, but that’s the heaven *I* want to live in. @dcjono @davbart
  • @skunkhair Dude! I’m at the BSB concert too! Lawn seats. Where are you?
  • @claddah76 No.
  • @TextuallyAktive Neither is 30 as far as I can tell. Happy Birthday!
  • @sandypants88 I’m here! Lawn seats! Where are you?
  • NPR used "Tik Tok" as one of their song snippets between news storied this morning. Kudos, NPR.
  • At its best, life is like a beer commercial; at its worst, like a Justin Bieber song.
  • @DCBrent I thought I felt something.
  • RT @Favstar_Bot: @bobalouie, 3 Favs! http://favstar.fm/users/bobalouie/status/15853416909?a=m // 3 whole Favs! *fans self*
  • @davbart I can spell "hello" on the calculator. Isn’t that what it’s for? @boogdogDC @dcjono
  • @JosieDC It wasn’t *my* throat that was the intended destination for the fork.
  • @skunkhair Women can read?
  • Maybe people will stop using Foursquare when it becomes self-aware.
  • What time is it? Oh…that time of day where I regret pissing my day away on Twitter & actually do stuff. BBL
  • @PrttyGriselda It was exactly the way I wanted it…you know…I wanted it *that* way. In other words…awesome!
  • @OneFineJay I still haven’t seen that video. Is it worth my time?
  • @DCJono Hannah…um…Elle…uh… @davbart
  • @JosieDC :-D Thanks Josie! I invested in a flat iron. It works wonders!
  • RT @stinsgrl97: @bobalouie you must mean n*suck. // That only applies to Lance Bass, technically.
  • (Self) Studies have shown you get a different high sniffing highlighters than you do sniffing markers.
  • I can’t stop laughing at how freakin’ cheesy the Backstreet Boys look dancing like they think they’re N*Sync.
  • @John_Irvine Pray harder, Brother John!
  • RT @OneFineJay: @chrisbarrondc ooh intriguing! Um. Link? In secret? Via DM? // Dude, I was thinking the same thing.
  • @DCHotland Thanks, cutie. Remind me how much I told you I’d pay you to tweet nice things about me. @JosieDC
  • RT @Jase11: I’m fat b/c a smaller body couldn’t contain all this greatness. // The skinnies take umbrage with this tweet.
  • @PrttyGriselda *giggles* I’m sure you do know. Cheeky!
  • RT @skunkhair: Just met the spectacular @bobalouie at a BSB concert. If that’s not the gayest thing you’ve read tonite I don’t know what is.
  • @boogdogDC Definitely Jessica.
  • How many of these 7 Disney movie sexual innuendos have you seen?: http://bit.ly/9zYXC9
  • I cannot WAIT until people learn to check-in to Foursquare without posting it to Twitter.
  • @boogdogDC I’m not sure, but oddly enough I’m craving antipasto. @DCJono
  • This rabbit needs a carrot to make this 8 mile run. I’ll pretend Bradley Cooper is waiting at the end….in his birthday suit.
  • We really do need more songs about unrequited love…don’t we?

Daily Digest for 2010-06-09

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 10:55am rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard falls for that silly inertia trick everytime. Thanks Universe.
twitter (feed #3) 11:34pm rmankhey posted 20 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @zaneology You are doing irrepairable harm to your body.
  • People that walk with Nordic ski poles are going the extra mile to look like nincompoops.
  • @DCBrent Dangit, Brent. I can only handle so much poking.
  • @singulardc I blame your mom.
  • @Cumdumpster2000 I’m just a moron, as per usual. Carry on.
  • @DCBrent Then you must have heard correctly…if it was the Crew Club.
  • When we all laughed and nervously changed the subject, someone revealed they had photos of the whole incident.
  • RT @MarkDC: @Chugs07 @bobalouie @DrGatewood @DCHotland awesome! Big tweetup // …and @DCJono too!
  • It is reversed. I didn’t want to just use the same exact picture as on FB.
  • About to rock out with his Domo out: http://twitgoo.com/z4uwy
  • If Lindsay Lohan keeps setting off her SCRAM bracelet she won’t be making any sucktastic movies for a while. Bummer.
  • @yancito Precisely. First things first!
  • @boogdogDC We’ll have to wait until he fully emerges from his cocoon to find out.
  • …My avi that is. #ijustdirectmessagedalloftwitter
  • @Jamberta Yes. :-)
  • Sometimes, when I get up in the morning, I think, "This must be what it feels like to be 127 years old."
  • Sometimes trying to keep up with Facebook activity/messages/likes/pokes/etc. is like a 2nd job.
  • @crackliffe It’s easier not to bother with the unmentionables at all.
  • How many Backstreet Boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  • You always seem to hear about "Top News Stories" but never anything about "Bottom News Stories". I smell a conspiracy.

Daily Digest for 2010-06-08

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 11:50am rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard ordered his Tuesday with a Super-Sized side of glitter.
twitter (feed #3) 10:29pm rmankhey posted 87 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @SugarBoobs Hello Beautiful Stranger!
  • @MichaThom "Behold" or "Show me your privates, please." Any dream will do.
  • @kelkel926 The answer is: Hells to the NO!
  • @MichaThom Behold! The power of the Magic Word!
  • @A_Ron_The_DJ I haven’t heard of it so it must be cool.
  • Ima wish Kanye West a Happy 33rd Birthday.
  • @kelkel926 Unless one is a cover model for a fitness magazine there is a good chance Jillian Michaels could do some good.
  • @DCbigpappa I don’t take appointments. Just walk on in!
  • @DCdebbie So studies show that lesbians raise boring children?
  • @davidisnotright …or you can just find someone with bigger hands.
  • @5windows …and I was just going for being a dick. I think I succeeded marvelously.
  • @boogdogDC If I didn’t know better I’d say you were rehearsing.
  • @JBizzleRox OMG Happy Birfday Mr. President!
  • I would like my Tuesday served with a Super-Sized side of glitter, please.
  • @SoCalMeeka Abracadabra! *jazz hands*
  • @Jamberta With a booty like this, who could resist? http://twitgoo.com/z0768
  • Time to fall gracelessly into bed. G’night sexy tweeps!
  • @lwilcher I play to my strengths #ifyouknowwhatimean
  • I’ll do this later when more people are awake, but you just gotta follow @Whiskey_Dad. You won’t regret it.
  • @kelkel926 I wouldn’t mind meeting one of those myself. :-D I’ll keep my eyes peeled for ya, doll.
  • @SuDeepe is happy my moobs (man boobs) are enhancing my social life. Thanks, Mom.
  • @jesserker True…but I should be careful about Ashlee Simpson-Wentz…Pete might try to come over and emo me to death.
  • @Hot_Pocket By the way…Best. Twitter. Handle. Ever.
  • Either my tweets suck or my followers don’t know how to *Favorite* tweets. Or both.
  • This whole "wearing a cowboy hat out to the gay bars" thing is working out well. Didn’t pay for a drink all night!
  • @DCdebbie By ‘boring’ I meant ‘unobstreperous’. It wasn’t meant to be cruel.
  • @gaypornfanatic Woohoo! It doesn’t taste *nearly* as good as it looks.
  • It’s good God knows his Latin. Lucifer wouldn’t be nearly as menacing with a name like ‘Courtney’.
  • I exposed myself to several patrons at the Green Lantern last night. Well…they did ask nicely.
  • @matthewarchman I am humbled. Gracias. I also have it on good authority that @asherhuey wears a wig.
  • @Whiskey_Dad Tweetdeck’s dictionary sucks a big one. I have Merriam-Webster.com on speed dial.
  • RT @chrisgeidner: @bobalouie "And Richard said unto the mohawk, ‘Let it be parted.’ And it was." // <— *Favorited*
  • RT @Jamberta: @bobalouie I generally only "favorite" when celebrities tweet @ me // Define "celebrity".
  • Lavendar is a wonderful color…unless it’s in your stool.
  • This is what a Lazy Mohawk Day looks like: http://yfrog.com/7er4frj
  • @Jamberta Of course not, honey. We’ve taken baths together!
  • There’s a She Wolf in the bathroom and I really have to pee.
  • @SoCalMeeka I’ll have a Sharpie on my person just for the occasion!
  • I’m not sure if I tied this towel correctly. Ladies? http://twitgoo.com/yzacp
  • When someone says they love you "warts and all" they weren’t talking about genital warts.
  • RT @5windows: wierd… // Even weirder is how you spell ‘weird’.
  • @kelkel926 My pleasure, darling. :-)
  • @asherhuey Precisely. Yours is awesome and mine is a broke-ass weave. @matthewarchman
  • RT @kelkel926: @bobalouie lovely! & better… We have very similar glasses! http://twitpic.com/1m92m3 // You are so beautiful!
  • @Hot_Pocket *blushes* We’ll leave out the particulars of my sucking…but thank you for the compliment!
  • @kelkel926 Yes! Check out: http://www.favstar.me
  • RT @jasonmustian: Chamillionaire is BY FAR my favorite wealthy animal rapper. Chinchillionaire and Duck Billionaired Platypus are also good.
  • RT @lwilcher: @ELJefe843 ok thats fucking random. // That describes about 90% of all tweets.
  • @Emarieg *assumes bad Lurch imitation* You rang?
  • @edmontongreg I DO hope you’ll let me know when the jury is done deliberating.
  • Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is dead, right? I’m so bad at that "Dead Celebrity" game.
  • @gaypornfanatic Oh, I’m quite cognizant of that. >:-)
  • @gaypornfanatic It’s okay. There are plenty of other things to put in my mouth.
  • DC Metro lines listed in order of SUCK (greatest to greatest): http://twitgoo.com/z0nbr
  • @gaypornfanatic I won’t apologize for having a huge…vocabulary.
  • @jesserker I should stop making light of sensitive subjects. :-(
  • @SoCalMeeka I get on streaks sometimes. I’m also fond of streaking.
  • @MichaThom Do! I’m not just whistlin’ "Dixie" here.
  • @JBizzleRox But of course! *wink*
  • @willgallahue It’s funny you mention that because I actually worked up a sweat Salsa dancing last night.
  • @Hot_Pocket *bows deeply and curtsies for good measure* You’re quite welcome!
  • It’s Salsa time (at Cobalt)!
  • RT @DCJono: @bobalouie http://www.foxtrot.com/2010/06/06062010/ @SuDeepe // Mom? Is that you? (Yes, it is)
  • @gaypornfanatic Wait, what?
  • Real cowboys wear lip gloss.
  • @jesserker Are you around this weekend?
  • RT @John_Irvine: @bobalouie 37 blue. Hostiles in the pineapple patch? // www.google.com
  • @matthewarchman No I haven’t seen ‘Alejandro’ yet. I like to delay gratification.
  • @Emarieg Your Dr. Evil laughter is decidedly and creepily spot on.
  • @Nock4Six Thanks, babe! A little towel humor goes a long way!
  • I believe I just found a urinal cake on the sidewalk. I get a prize for that, right?
  • Bradley Cooper is composed of 110% de-licious.
  • RT @JoshyDC: HEALTHWATCH: Gay guys really are thinner, study says - http://bit.ly/c3NxOk //because we are fabulous, bitches!!! // Hmmm…
  • Old Dominion Brewhouse (9th and O NW) has drag shows or a "gay parade" as the adorable hispanic server called it.
  • @slummymummy9 *curtsies* Thank you, Twitter GF o’ mine. If anyone can find more love to give, it’s you.
  • Domo tag team. 2 against 1: http://twitgoo.com/z24iu
  • @JBizzleRox Guilty until proven innocent. You’re pardoned.
  • @kelkel926 You’re such a sweetheart. I’d love to visit you and take you to dinner and make everyone jealous of me because of my date.
  • If I see you wearing Abercrombie, Hollister, Aeropostale etc. I will automatically assume you are a douche.
  • @extraspecial The best part is I’m an actual farm boy. Why didn’t I think of this sooner?
  • @genstarr *blushes*
  • @jesserker She’s not! I promise. Like I said…I suck at that game.
  • EFN is dead dead dead tonight. I hear Old Dominion Brewhouse has karaoke on Mondays. I’m about to find out.
  • I once thought that an arrest for indecent exposure equaled celebrity status but APPARENTLY NOT.
  • @asherhuey Yes! Just click on the avatar next to a tweet, look for the gear icon, and select "Favorite" for one you like.
  • @GLITTERGODDESS I spontaneously LOLed because of that. Thank you!
  • @Emarieg Dangit! I hate mulling over what could’ve been tweeted!

Daily Digest for 2010-06-07

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 2:44pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard is a firm believer in throwing money at problems…has he mentioned what a *huge* problem he can be?
twitter (feed #3) 11:56pm rmankhey posted 47 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @jonesy77 Domo says "Karaoke is for homos." @boogdogDC @DCJono
  • @DCJono Lies & falshoods! I’ve seen bigger.
  • I’m rockin’ the karaoke at Green Lantern with @DCJono and the loverly @jonesy77 is holding court, fabulously as usual.
  • @MikeCTweet You’re such an exhibitionist. I only tweeted that because I’m picking my nose on the bus. I do what I want.
  • No it’s nooooooot: http://twitgoo.com/yyyrp
  • @JosieDC Of course, I’m just joshing. UNRELATED: I just bought a Taser.
  • @adamgriffiths I will have to politely decline on nude sunbathing. I’m a proponent of the Twilight look.
  • @gaypornfanatic Rice in the shirt seems slightly less mysterious than Skittles(TM) in the shoe.
  • I just discussed the appropriateness of a sign that says "Parking In Rear". A coworker says I’m biased.
  • @jesserker Ha! Well put, Jess-burger. @aliholden @drgatewood
  • I can’t be the only one who overtly looks at pornography on crowded trains, can I?
  • Fun times at Green Lantern karaoke last night with @DCJono & the fabulous @jonesy77 who called out "At Bobalouie!" when I was up to sing.
  • It’s going to be an interesting day. Everyone’s acting like they flushed their brains down the toilet.
  • There’s always something nice to say about someone…even if it’s: "Well…he has a nice right foot."
  • No YOU’RE voluntarily listening to that Paris Hilton album. Oh all right…it’s actually me.
  • @kelkel926 You’re so sweet! I’m happy I could give you some giggles. C-:
  • Throwing money at problems is a great solution. Did I mention what a *huge* problem I can be?
  • Hello new follower @sadironman! I can tell I am going to like your tweets a lot…but not as much as @slummymummy9 ’s.
  • @pjohnson360 Yes. I would & I *did*.
  • @pjohnson360 My big toe (because yes, it’s *that* big).
  • @mikesica People often tell me they see dopplegangers of me. I’m the generic version of someone who’s more attractive.
  • I’m expecting a cease and desist letter from my Housing Association anyday now. #gratuitouspublicnudity
  • @jesserker I <3 you like the dickens. You know, we haven’t met up for a post-bday celebration yet.
  • @adamgriffiths I’m prepared to accept full responsibility, but I wouldn’t mind sharing the blame with you.
  • @DrGatewood You’re an exception…exceptionally strange (but lovable all the same).
  • @iamlekeith Thanks, man! *beams*
  • @jesserker You LOLed twice! Score!
  • I like people like this: http://twitgoo.com/yyyo4
  • @TheCortez I love how thought-out your nasal spelunking is.
  • RT @iamlekeith: @bobalouie " see this? remember? you were there". // :-O
  • RT @asherhuey: @JosieDC @bobalouie - I die // I die too…but not before YOU die, Josie.
  • @TheCortez Depends. How many fingers are you sticking up in there?
  • @iamlekeith Ditto sugar!
  • @iamlekeith …and what would that caption be? BTW I love your Bio. So good.
  • @aliholden I could be way off. Perhaps it’s even a fetish of some kind? http://www.hotguyspickingtheirnoses.com
  • @boogdogDC The way that brain of yours works, Boogie, I haven’t the slightest! @pockettpatrick
  • @pockettpatrick It was spur of the moment. My apologies! I will let you know next time, PP.
  • Remember those turkeys you drew for T-day by outlining your hand? I can’t wait to celebrate Nat’l Hot Dog Day.
  • I love rainbows: http://twitgoo.com/yz5oo
  • I’m not sure how Skittles(TM) got into my left shoe and I don’t think I want to know.
  • @StraightGay @iamlekeith *tears up a little bit*
  • @edmontongreg Woo-hoo!
  • @DesignerGuyNY @ChukDC Thanks for the ReTweet, boys!
  • Well isn’t this a little redundant: http://twitgoo.com/yyyp4
  • RT @davesilverstone: In the Colbert Report waiting room http://twitpic.com/1uvgbh // Nice!
  • I don’t care how cute you are…picking your nose in public decreases your sex appeal by roughly 62%.
  • @boogdogDC Or maybe 150% more fun because he’s a little heftier than I am. @mikesica

Daily Digest for 2010-06-06

Posted by Richard Mankhey

facebook (feed #1) 12:22pm rmankhey updated their status on Facebook.
Richard would like everything on the menu.
twitter (feed #3) 11:02pm rmankhey posted 58 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)
  • @FHornChickie So you’re currently lying naked on the floor ‘cuz someone deconstructed your sweater? Awe. Some.
  • You just *gotta* see this ride: http://twitgoo.com/yl3lu
  • @whosthatgirl2 Hollah!
  • *slathers on SPF 50 sunscreen* It’s important to practice safe sun when at wine festivals. A cowboy hat helps, also.
  • RT @chrisgeidner: @bobalouie That’s what she said! // I’d ROFL but that’d cause a scene. :-)
  • @pjohnson360 Just got back home from a wine festival. It was quite festive. Many parties in my mouth.
  • @willgallahue Ha! *grins* That’s not a bad idea at all…I can think of plenty of Tweeps that would work well for.
  • @JosieDC Josie, dear…when it comes to stalkers there ain’t nothing you can do. @pjohnson360
  • @TextuallyAktive BTW, I totally dig your Twitter handle. Very clever!
  • @FHornChickie Lemme guess…Marilyn Manson is helping you cook?
  • @chrisgeidner Indeed. Six dollah make you hollah!
  • @lwilcher I knew I wasn’t the only one. Let’s start a club.
  • Sometimes I wonder if certain colleges didn’t teach courses like "How To Act Like a Dick in the Real World".
  • @DCdebbie That describes 80% of my wardrobe. @TheCortez @DupontDan
  • Me: "Cracker Barrel isn’t a gay friendly business". Holly: "Cracker Barrel isn’t a stomach-friendly business."
  • Yee-haw! http://twitgoo.com/ymnvk
  • In the land of the blind, only the one-eyed man wears beer goggles.
  • The bathtub: I like it so I put a ring around it.
  • @DCBrent TOIDH
  • @chrisgeidner It’s all about the delivery. :-)
  • @willgallahue Mr. Gallahue, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Of course I’m biased.
  • @edmontongreg I was just talking about it yesterday with a friend. That "pretend you’re doing a shot and spit it in a beer bottle" trick.
  • Excuse me, Sir, but I must commandeer your zamboni.
  • If Jonah Hill gets any fatter Kirstie Alley is gonna get jealous.
  • I’m continually amazed what one can get by simply asking for it.
  • @DCdebbie As an avid practitioner of "If you’ve got it, flaunt it" I knew you would understand. @TheCortez @DupontDan
  • @JBizzleRox *giggles* Not to be too caustic, but for real! Poor kid.
  • @DrGatewood New avatar? I dig it…then I bury it and shovel the dirt back on top.
  • @boogdogDC Of course. Major points by default.
  • @DCBrent As a former cheerleader, I take pride in the fact that I can bite my own toenails. #flexibilitypaysoff
  • Sharpies(TM) are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • I’m helping the environment by wearing the same outfit 2 days in a row. You’re welcome, Mother Nature.
  • @boogdogDC Something like that…but not quite.
  • @DCJono Just informed me I hit 16,000 tweets. I’m well on my way to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome.
  • @iamlekeith @Ranity Thank you for the ReTweet and the follow! :-D
  • Where’s my sash & crown? http://tweetphoto.com/25955613
  • *poof*
  • @DCJono You’re good with acronyms…I’ll give you a hint…the ‘P’ stands for ‘Pride’.
  • @DrGatewood …because you obviously don’t own one already.
  • @DCJono I told ya you were good at acronyms!
  • @TextuallyAktive I am humbled kind sir. I must give partial credit to the helium tank I travel w/ & inhale frequently.
  • @TextuallyAktive Thanks for the ReTweet!
  • @DrGatewood We’re at about…86% complete insanity. Still downloading. Please wait…I run on a Windows OS.
  • @DrGatewood It rubs the shea butter on its buttocks….
  • @DrGatewood GMOL (Giggles Maniacally Out Loud)
  • RT @KimW16: Guy. If you aint gay idk what is. // I love it when you tweet about me.
  • @DistrictOfAris Bah. It’s hot outside…and where would I plug in my Roomba(TM)?
  • @ImUrCaligirl As part Scottish and part mailman, I do my best to stay out of the sun. Oh, and I’m made of diamonds.
  • @pjohnson360 No hon, I’m talkin’ ’bout me!
  • http://twitgoo.com/ykzk6
  • Glitter, glitter everywhere nor any drop to drink.
  • @USFBull82 You’re not just now waking up are you?
  • Cowboy hat is my bad mohawk day remedy. Just walked into Playbill Cafe and "Can’t Fight the Moonlight" came on. Marvelous.
  • @DrGatewood All you need is a little saltpeter on your Wheaties(TM).
  • S.o.P.
  • If I were still using 4Square I’d be pretentiously checking into an expensive Gtown restaurant right now.
  • My toenails grow so fast. I guess I just need to bite them more often.
  • @TheCortez It’s not as hot as your new avatar. @DupontDan

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