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Daily Digest for 2010-06-05

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	7:22pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is nifty. Sometimes.
	11:55pm	rmankhey posted 55 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @slummymummy9 You look positively breath-taking, darling. I thought "The Scream" was an appropriate background. I just wasted 20 minutes trying to flat iron my mohawk. This round of the gender war goes to the ladies. @BeeJohnny All you had to do was ask…but did you? @DCJono I like Buddy Blue. I’m also fond of gulaboy (sp?)(Russian). @ImUrCaligirl @boogdogdc @gaypornfanatic A week ago today. @slummymummy9 Resized and resent. It’s a burden being so endowed…hey, I’m talkin’ about pixels, here. @pjohnson360 Coy. Most definitely coy. ‘Coy’ means ‘drunk’ right? I hate Summer…but Clearasil(TM) loves me. @BeeJohnny Clarendon, VA. @DistrictOfAris Nope. I’m at Sobe in Clarendon where my girl Kendra at the bar keeps giving me shots. Plaid shorts are okay…if you’re not responsible for dressing yourself. @pjohnson360 giggles I was hoping it was April Fool’s when I 1st heard my alarm at 6:15am on a Saturday, but alas… Karaoke happens. I’m a whore to the microphone. Everytime I see people eating I’m reminded that we’re just gastrointestinal tracts surrounded by meat. My sense of smell is very keen today. RELATED: I don’t recall eating asparagus last night. @Seanotd By "girl" you mean "talentless & whiny ho (aka Katherine Heigl)", yes? Dude at the gym has his iPad on the treadmill. Current song: "American Idiot" That’s too perfect. Building tonight’s outfit around this $6 straw cowboy has it not going as well as I’d hoped. It’s pointless to shower after the gym…I’ll just get all sweaty again in the rainforest dampness that is DC. @ImUrCaligirl Yes! Hair! What of it? Forgive me…I’m blonde. Sort of. I’d rather ride a horse with no name than a horse with no FACE. @ImUrCaligirl Heck yeah. I sweat enough on my own…a sauna would just be overkill. @slummymummy9 You have a new avi waiting for you in your email Inbox. @whosthatgirl2 It’s for a good cause…I may have breasts some day & I’ll look back and thank myself. @ELJefe843 purrs @tmamtrak Me too! Actually I find all farm animals amusing. @DistrictOfAris @davbart Or doorknob gonorrhea. @SoCalMeeka I did do the Race for the Cure with my company. I was videotaping. It was great! @Andrew703 Have you seen that? I can’t wait to see it…while eating dinner. @oodleday Doesn’t count. You’re SUPPOSED to fall down in the Frozen Foods aisle. @crackliffe Then why don’t you marry it? The straights have no appreciation for a talented gay man singing karaoke. I feel sorry for that homo. @davbart That not odd at all, you sick & twisted weirdo. I have adopted a policy to unfollow tweeps who tweet about sports…unless water is involved. Well, I didn’t get any decorum for my birthday, so don’t expect me to start behaving any time soon. @matthewarchman I don’t know the answer to that…but it’s all about baby steps. Change rarely happens overnight. It’s great when matchmaking sites pair me with MYSELF. I’ll be over here…abusing myself for the rest of my life. @matthewarchman You life won’t always be like it is now, Matthew. Chin up! @ELJefe843 I wake up in stages. Stage 1 is always the easiest & most autonomous. Now to pry open my eyes… …oh nothing…just trying not to throw up from that tweet I just read. RT @boogdogDC: @bobalouie do you have a disco stick? // As my mom is fond of saying…"Do bees be?" @SuDeepe @DistrictOfAris I like them 12, too. RELATED: I’m dyslexic. CONFESSION: I only wash my hands in public bathrooms when there are others present. @qjaimes Honesty is the best policy…and cleanliness is not synonymous with laziness. @ELJefe843 Exactly. I like to plan ahead. @genstarr Next time we dine together I’ll wipe my private parts on your food when you’re not looking. @genstarr …and mess up my poorly flat-ironed, unkempt & sticky mohawk? Dream on, sister! @A_Peabody Awww! Spaks a lot, sweetie! Anyone have some kittens I can borrow? I want to make a video of them riding my Roomba(TM). No one’s done that before. @DistrictOfAris Mothers, lock up your 12 year old boys. @DistrictOfAris Melt away, ya sicko. RT @woolfmg: @bobalouie they’re EVERYWHERE! #plaidisbad http://twitpic.com/1u79qs // Maybe it’s rampant colorblindness…or just blindness. Sometimes I just forget which side the toilet flushes on. @Diane_Can Well, that too. laughs

Daily Digest for 2010-06-04

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	12:20pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard has been 30 for about a week and hopes that multivitamin he took 2 years ago is still working.
	11:36pm	rmankhey posted 45 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @cway1979 Even though it’s made from kangaroo meat? #mcrib @boogdogDC @DCBrent I figure 45 min of kettlebells is enough to justify 30 grams of carbs. @MikeCTweet I have a "home visit hangover". Feeling a touch melancholy. Stevie Nicks is turning that around, however. @boogdogDC Subway sandwhiches…meatheads…what’s the difference? makes chainsaw sounds RT @slummymummy9: @pockettpatrick oh thank you lovah! // raises eyebrow (but I have to use my hand ‘cuz I’m not that talented) @matthewarchman laughs Well thanks! I’d probably be disqualified after it was discovered that I juice up before I tweet. @cway1979 Will the lizard be in attendance? @boogdogDC RT @cway1979: RT @bobalouie: Anyone else doing this on Saturday? // No, but will be doing this http://bit.ly/98onQp // Very cool! @oodleday I don’t think CVS would appreciate me wearing a ski-mask in the drive thru. Then again… @John_Irvine I was always Donatello when playing TMNT w/ my brother & cousins…but not ‘cuz I’m smart…but because I like purple. @cway1979 Thank you, and thank you, kind sir. I should know better than to use a product whose main ingredient is ‘Triisostearyl Citrate’ but come on, it’s lip gloss! Why doesn’t Firefox have the word ‘hottie’ in its default dictionary? @pjohnson360 I would have been funnier if I knew how to spell ‘prescription’. @cway1979 That would be E.P.I.C. I love leaving the gym in my sweaty clothes to shower at home. I smell like a cow. Make that 2 cows. @MikeCTweet Does Subway have a Twitter account? Let’s flame ‘em! Proof that Crocs(TM) will kill you: http://twitgoo.com/yf11f I suck at Facebook messages. If you urgently need to contact me, send smoke signals. @mikesica Don’t forget to mention the gratuitous public nudity. That was my favorite part. @boogdogDC @MikeCTweet What if you fold them such that the crease is the hypotenuse of the flatbread? A^2 + B^2 = C^2? I’d do anything for love, but you can pick up your own damn Valtrex perscription! @slummymummy9 That’d be a copyright infringement what with the new movie coming up & I’m fond of my testicles. Holy Canoli, Batman…I have new followers! waves I promise I only tweet about my testicles once a day (on average). Suddenly so sleepy. xoxoxoxo I am a fan of Subway’s new flatbread sammiches…though after 2 hours at the gym I’d be happy eating a cat. @mikesica Uh oh…. @boogdogDC Anyone else doing this on Saturday? http://twitgoo.com/ye1w0 In those Twilight movies, Kristin Stewart plays a whiny, vapid cock-tease; I call type-casting. @MikeCTweet Imagine if the US ever adopted the Metric system. Subway would have to revamp EVERYTHING! @DCBrent @boogdogDC Ouch. That was painfully punny. @cway1979 @DistrictOfAris What? Is @tmamtrak into bovine? @MichaThom What’s Will’s #? The least we can do is try to make some babies together. If Lindsay Lohan ever needs money she could just grind up a few fingers & sell it as premium coke. @John_Irvine smacks forhead I know right? Our gang needs a hashtag. The bigger they are, the harder they are to cut into pieces with a chainsaw. Domo is in yer restaurants…nomming yer Jell-O: http://twitgoo.com/yfpg8 @John_Irvine I’ll leave the thinking up to the ladeeze in our crew. They’re light years better at it. @slummymummy9 P.S. I’ll do those other alterations on your avi later. You know…even bigger breasts & lips. I had to run to the gym. @Cumdumpster2000 We is runnin’ outta room for names!! @snoopdannydan @alisonhatesyou @genstarr @snoopysnowcone @slummymummy9 @john_irvine @oodleday Which aisle? It doesn’t count if it was "Frozen Foods". @SuDeepe I love my Otterbox! So far so good. My dock is pretty sweet too. Thanks for keeping me tricked out with the latest Droid toys! @slummymummy9 For you, a rainbow just won’t do. I’m thinking farm animals…I’m thinking…goats. @skunkhair Strongbow, FTW! I was a subscriber to "Men’s Health Daily Dose" emails until I received: "Your Guide to Her Breasts".

Daily Digest for 2010-06-03

Posted by Richard Mankhey

10:56pm

rmankhey posted 98 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details)

@JosieDC Very private. #ifyouknowwhatimean
@whosthatgirl2 I try. If I can approach 10% your level of joviality I’ll consider myself fortunate.
I’m doing some tidying. Found some water wings. I am the KING of the impulse buy.
@beatpunk Don’t get me wrong, I love "Hold On" but seriously, listen to 4 of their songs in a row and you’ll know what I mean. @kelkel926
@DCHomos Just what I thought.
Flight delayed until 12:24am CST! @JeremyHawking where are you?
@JosieDC Please no gin. Juniper berries make the family jewels shrivel up, @pjohnson360
@DCHomos Both.
Pink Domo likes seafood: http://twitgoo.com/ycuw1
RT @slummymummy9: @bobalouie @kelkel926 @valora_ixchel how does it feel to be in high demand with the ladies? // I’m goin’ to Disneyworld!
@DCJono Her name was Fiona…oh wait, what?!?
@jesserker Sign me up!!!
@slummymummy9 How many tricks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I mean–afford Morton’s? @John_Irvine @genstarr @Cumdumpster2000
Flying back to DC. Finally. http://twitgoo.com/y2dj7
@jesserker I’m in-between. Temporarily marooned in Chicago for a 2 hour layover. I’m trying to find a good book to read. Suggestions?
I tried the "Dog Whistler" Droid app on @SuDeepe ’s cats & found it to strike terror in their little hearts.
@boogdogDC Not sure…but they’ll pair nicely with my inflatable raft and Elmo collection. #hoarder
@boogdogDC Don’t be sad, Boogie. Domo was a good watch–thing.
@chrisbarrondc It wasn’t so bad. Had I not drooled all over myself it would’ve been even better!
@DCJono Good question. I’ll have them duke it out. Stay tuned for results.
@SuDeepe Domo is always joyful…or cannabalistic…same difference.
@JosieDC Chicago O’Hare airport. Just for the night. It was uneventful.
Air travel’s doing a number on the mohawk. Time to break out the Newsies cap & break into song. #seizetheday
@KimW16 Crabs. You have crabs. That one always works for me.
@DCHomos *reference
@DCHomos Sometimes. Usually when intoxicated.
@slummymummy9 I knew it was my lack of morals and not my devastating good looks that drew you to me like a moth to a flame(r).
Here’s a shout-out to my newest followers: @SpindoctorHomer @myvyrasedo @adamgriffiths @sybyjuxamoba @riotjock & @mrcjdawson Cheers!
@DCHomos Too bad. It’s hip to be square.
@slummymummy9 Your New Avatar=3,574 Wolf Whistles and a gallon of drool.
@valora_ixchel Disney….land? @slummymummy9 @kelkel926
@EvanOdd 2 are better than 1. #ifyouknowwhatimean
@pjohnson360 I’m as innocent as I look. Oh crap… @JosieDC
@lwilcher Yes, but only for 1 more day….then you have to "Release Me".
@DCHotland You can still sympathize. It’s the truth!
@extraspecial True. I even substituted Thin Mints(TM) for mothballs, but to no avail.
@jesserker BTW, I’m sorry I missed your bday celebration. Can we have a do-over with our forces combined?
My threshold for pain is exceeded after about 4 "Wilson Phillips" songs.
@Jamberta Yes, really! I should have thought of it sooner. Who needs a spray bottle?
@DCHomos …or are you too young to get that 80’s music refernce?
Domo wants to make out: http://twitgoo.com/y2n13
I wouldn’t mind a 2 hour flight delay if the O’Hare bars were still open. *twiddles sober thumbs*
@DCJono Don’t worry, you won’t be able to hear a thing.
@slummymummy9 You vixen. *blushes*
@ohboy88 I do that too. I love lists.
@Jamberta I felt only a brief pang of remorse but the looks on their faces made it worth it. #straycatrepellent
@JosieDC You brown people! (Domo said I could tweet that)
Domo knows how to handle a 2 hr layover. Lager: http://twitgoo.com/y2kw4
@cway1979 Pink has won the battle but the war is from from over. #domovsdomo
"Boarding begins in 10 minutes". That’s what he said.
RT @lwilcher: @mikesica LOL. diggin the new avatar, bro. // I second this.
@DCHomos Yes. On VH1. Are we clear now? Moral of the story: Big Knife
@DCHotland Spanks!
@chrisbarrondc Thank you. I’m working on it!
@Cumdumpster2000 Are you kidding? I’m from Kansas. What do I know of scruples? @genstarr @John_Irvine @slummymummy9
RT @jesserker: @bobalouie have you read The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo? // No. That sounds like heterosexual erotic literature. I avoid it.
I left my sparkly lip gloss in Nebraska. Whoever finds it is going to try to detail their car w/ it, I just know.
@kelkel926 You’re not a tease. You play your cards with a mean poker face, though.
I ran 7 miles this morning. Surely I can justify another beer. No, Domo, you’re cut off.
I wish I knew who my father is. There’s always the chance I might hit on him some day.
@tmamtrak It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true.
I loathe cleaning. I’d have more room in my closet to stuff crap if not for the bodies of those Girl Scouts.
@DCHomos Perv.
@DCHomos Have you seen "Crocodile Dundee"? *That* big. Or are you too young for that reference, also?
@slummymummy9 You definitely should raise your rates to account for wear and tear and such. @kelkel926 @valora_ixchel
RT @unmarketing: If you are your authentic self, you have no competition. Be your greatness
@EvanOdd Sounds like you’re already on top of it.
Overheard from a couple a Brits: "Everything’s extra large in this country." Sometimes that’s a good thing.
And the Major Domo is… http://twitgoo.com/ycwph
@ActuallyAmber Oh honey…we need to introduce those two!
The 5 second rule applies to toothbrushes…in the toilet…right?
@ActuallyAmber BTW…your new avatar makes me feel funny inside.
Oops. I spoke too soon. "Boarding will be delayed until 11:15pm". What a tease.
Who’s still down with OOP? Can I throw this doorstop of a book away?
@JosieDC "Bombay Sapphires" is also a great Stevie Nicks song. @pjohnson360 @boogdogDC
@EvanOdd Then make it a double.
RT @pjohnson360: RT @JosieDC: @bobalouie you can. I hear you are brown anyways… By injection! // say what?? // Falsehoods, all.
Where I slept last night. Not a bad view, eh? http://twitgoo.com/y30k0
RT @DCHomos: RT @bobalouie: @DCHomos *reference// #englishfail // I will kill you when I find out who you are. Death by castration.
RT @DCHomos: @bobalouie you must drink lots // That is one of the best compliments I’ve had in a month!
@jesserker You are missing out. #cakebattericecream #ambrosia @JosieDC @boogdogdc
@genstarr <3’s and stuff in your general direction.
@Cumdumpster2000 I don’t know what you have against the "O.G." @genstarr @John_Irvine @slummymummy9
@PrttyGriselda Oh. Oops. Is bleach a good alternative to mouthwash?
@DCBrent "Sick in the head" day as per usual or something exotic, like Montezuma’s Revenge?
@jesserker Bitte. Or "biter". I prefer the latter. @JosieDC @boogdogdc
RT @JosieDC: @bobalouie did he get pulled aside for extra security? I mean he’s brown. // I *finally* got what you meant. I’m very slow.
HOLY $&#&#! I just felt that thunder.
@DCHomos You do have a certain congeniality about you. UNRELATED: Your apostrophes are back!!
@MichaThom Naw…I just stuffed him in my luggage like I would a baby. #squishy
@kelkel926 You’ll have to duke it out with @slummymummy9 but I’m a firm believer in polygamy, so why fight?
Domo wants to go to the gym w/ me but I told him "Lurking in the sauna is NOT considered ‘working out’."
@cway1979 It was all your fault. You brought up the dearth of cup holders. @pockettpatrick
After spending the night in O’Hare airport (with Domo as a pillow) the day can only get better, right?
@cway1979 You don’t need cupholders for box wine.
RT @pockettpatrick: RT @bobalouie: @cway1979 You don’t need cupholders for box wine. / #tweetofthedayaward // Ha! It’s not even 10 am yet!
@genstarr I’m free next week. I’ll clear my schedule for y’all. @slummymummy9 @john_irvine @cumdumpster2000
@John_Irvine No hostages, but I did ask to ride one of the floor waxing machines. No dice.

Daily Digest for 2010-06-02

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	7:50pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard would like a juice box, please.
	11:07pm	rmankhey posted 66 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) RT @Jamberta: @bobalouie WTH? Is @DRUNKHULK taking a dump in that picture? // Your guess is as good as mine! RT @slummymummy9: @Alisonhatesyou #jealous? They’re real. And they’re spectacular. // <—— #THIS @valora_ixchel Consider them launched! RT @DCHotland: Oooh I missed Glee! #badhomo // I’ve never seen Glee, and I’m still an awesome homo, studies show. Here’s an overdue shout-out to @SuDeepe for singing along to "Come Sail Away" w/ me last night, Cartman-style. Great concert buddy! @John_Irvine I have a feeling that there’s actually not an app for that. Domo wants milk: http://twitgoo.com/y1lag I bought my first beer of the Styx/Kansas/Foreigner concert w/ Grandma’s birthday money. Thanks Grandma! "Foreigner" has a local HS Glee Club backing them up for "I Wanna Know What Love Is". RT @SuDeepe: Taking my favorite baggage to the airport: http://twitgoo.com/y29vo @bobalouie // Thanks, Mom. Time to fly. http://twitgoo.com/y2dj7 Domo is locked & loaded for take-off: http://twitgoo.com/y2dtg @itsAutty giggles Sebastian doesn’t look too pleased to be playing ‘milk machine’ to Domo in that photo. @kelkel926 stretches to test out new stitching Feels fantastic! Dang! Thank you! I shouldn’t be surprised to see a lot of mullets at a Foreigner concert…but then again…I am in Nebraska. @kelkel926 bends over Okay. Go ahead! @ActuallyAmber Hey, you asked! RT @DCHomos: Im alive. // Your apostrophes have perished, unfortunately. I spy with my little eye a girl wearing Shape-Ups(TM). BRB Ima heckle her. @jporter07 He’s getting more creative. Domo likes to raise the bar…when he’s not at the bar. @Chugs07 Domo is open to time share negotiations. @Diane_Can wink Thank you. I blame my mom for the booty. @DCHotland Domo declines to comment. He says "If you have to ask, you’ll never know". Meow! @JosieDC @Chugs07 @ActuallyAmber Then I would have just mistaken her for Justin Bieber. RT @Rjaxx1: I’m a sex shooter, shooting love in your direction ! // I’ve seen this tweet from you already. Running outta material? "You’re not shy. You get around…" "Urgent" by Foreigner is about booty calls. Jesus is my co-pilot, and Mom is my Designated Driver. @valora_ixchel Waiting to board. It departs the Cornhusker state in 15 minutes. @matthewarchman I did notice your new avatar. Who’s that homely girl on the left? @pockettpatrick I read a fitness advice column that said they’re too expensive with minimal results. Just say no. @MarkDC @dcbrent Some chick just asked me if I was the stick-boy for "Kansas". If it’d been a cute guy asking I’d have said "Yes!" @DCHotland I have 2 of them. Plenty to go around! @Chugs07 @Diane_Can She has been thanked! She laughed hysterically. @whosthatgirl2 I sure did, sweetie. Thanks! ;-D Just said goodbye to @SuDeepe at the Lincoln, NE airport. Feeling a lil’ melancholy. Trips home go so fast. Carry on my Wayward Son http://yfrog.us/jpti9z @DCHomos So is your mom, but I punctuate with her all the time. Oh snap! @DCHotland @DCBrent @JosieDC Estoy aqui, visiting Mommy (@SuDeepe): http://bit.ly/bzAN8V @mtclmbr1450 :-D. She doesn’t like wire hangers either. @SuDeepe @crackliffe Backatcha. Sitting w/ @SuDeepe at the concert & the girl next to me whips out a Razr…Mom starts laughing & pointing. …oh nothing…just squeezing myself to check for ripeness. @JosieDC <—- Domo knows you’re a foodie. You win. @DCHotland & @Chugs07 & I can come to, right? @John_Irvine Are iPads adequate substitutes for husbands? @matthewarchman Aw, I was joking. It is a good picture, which is rare for me. My middle name is "Unphotogenic". @boogdogDC In my dreams. I forgot Styx sang "Domo Morigato Mr. Roboto": http://twitgoo.com/y00ph @chrisgeidner I do have a habit of wearing crotchless pants…more for poverty’s sake, than for why you might think. RT @SuDeepe: @bobalouie Hey Twitter Thumbs! Enjoying the concert?? // Next to you, anything is enjoyable! @pjohnson360 Ha Ha! I totally favorited that one. @slummymummy9 They rarely are, are they? @Jamberta But of course! I even pre-gamed! @SuDeepe Of course Styx would pretend "Come Sail Away" is their final song. @SuDeepe <—- Torn Too much for me tonight. With no one to sort me out, I hope my dreams with win that fight. @ActuallyAmber Two words: Eww wwww. @DCHomos pops some No-Doz(TM) shakes head violently growls a little claps hands Okay! I’m ready for another round! @DCHomos Don’t ever let it be said that I wasn’t clever once in my life…and I’m spent! RT @boogdogDC: @bobalouie or was it Natalie Imbruglia? // Much closer to the mark on this one. I’ve had enough beer. It’s panty tossin’ time. How many carbon atoms does propane have? I could Google it but that’s why I have Twitter. @DrGatewood? Domo doesn’t color between the lines: http://twitgoo.com/y1hzt @DRUNKHULK Razr-girl is eyeing my Droid with a hungry gleam in her eye. #stepoffbetch @JosieDC If I can play pool in my underwear in public, I can handle a #nopantsdinner. @DCHotland @Chugs07 RT @crackliffe: @DCBrent @MarkDC @bobalouie Shape Ups might be worse than Crocs. #justsayin // <— I like this Chris guy. Foreigner activates my epilepsy: http://twitgoo.com/xzwpd

Daily Digest for 2010-06-01

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	7:05pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is going to rock out with his mom at a Styx/Foreigner/Kansas concert tonight in Grand Island, NE. At least he got her away from Farmville…for now.
	11:43pm	rmankhey posted 35 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @SnoopDannyDan I’m getting jealous. @genstarr Forgot shaving cream & borrowed mom’s leg shaving gel…which is convenient ‘cuz I’m shaving my legs. @SuDeepe Al Gore’s soon-to-be-ex-wife should write her memoirs and title them: "The Tipper Point" @boogdogDC Correction: Is the nicest thing. @DCJono I didn’t even know there was a book! @boogdogDC @mikesica No. Just trying on some of mom’s dresses. It’s just not the same without smooth gams. @SuDeepe @kelkel926 I got my pink one at Border’s Bookstore but it wasn’t this pricey: http://amzn.to/cqh5G9 I’m about to rock out with @SuDeepe at this concert: http://twitgoo.com/xzo5x @valora_ixchel Anything worth doing is worth doing twice…or more! @DCBrent Cathartic, isn’t it? poof I prefer to read Braille: http://twitgoo.com/xzrmc @ImUrCaligirl I’ve never seen a purple one. Perhaps @DCJono knows better than I? @ImUrCaligirl I’ll ask Domo but isn’t one to sniff and tell. @ImUrCaligirl See? He’s a Domo expert. Must be all those Japanese classes. @DCJono @jporter07 Thanks! He’s a goofball, isn’t he? The wine glasses I got my mom for her birthday never get used; she just drinks straight from the bottle. Putting panties on your head is not folding clothes: http://twitgoo.com/xxapl @DCBrent Unfollowing people makes a sound. It goes: poof I haven’t talked to a boy on the phone for that long in forever…and on a landline no less! 2 gerbils in hand are better than 1 in the… http://twitgoo.com/xziiw @A_Peabody Ha! Thanks! RT @ActuallyAmber: http://yfrog.com/g08egej // Awwwwww! @boogdogDC It’s probably not the kind of flag you want to salute…though I could be wrong. If you don’t mind: http://twitgoo.com/xzihw @urbanphish Some would consider that an accomplishment. (Kudos!) Domo takes time to stop & eat the roses: http://twitgoo.com/xyujn @boogdogDC It was the nicest thing. "Book Your 18 Holes in Paradise Now!" #emailsubjectsthatmakemegiggle @DCJono Putting undergarments on one’s head is closer than I ever get to folding clothes. @pjohnson360 Thanks! @DCJono took it! Eek!!! http://twitgoo.com/xzi9x @boogdogDC It’s 15 steps now, is it? @pjohnson360 I’ve been avoiding you. LOLJK I’ve been peeking in your windows every night. It’s not my fault you haven’t caught me yet. Mom says I shouldn’t have an open container in the car but I told her it’s good incentive to drive carefully. @SnoopDannyDan Ima rock out with my mom out!

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