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@USFBull82 I can die a happy guy. #redrum
@JBizzleRox @USFBull82 You crazy, mayo-loving cats! #meow
Molly Ringwald looks coked up.
@jonesy77 Bollocks! I was in a ballad-belting mood too!
@USFBull82 Ketchup Salad Dressing means running a few extra miles. #itsworthit #highfructosecornsyrup
RT @OneFineJay: The best visual effects award goes to the film with the biggest bankroll.
RT @MichaThom: @bobalouie the Guy in front of me at the fro yo place got gummie bears, and thought of you. // I’m obsessed a ‘lil.
I’ll have to see "The New Tenants". #gaypeopledancing
@MarkDC Thanks Marky-Mark! It’s weird that we share 25% of our DNA. Poor girl.
@A_Ron_The_DJ I hope by ’singular’ you aren’t inferring ’singularity’ and thus ‘black hole’. @jonesy77
@MichaThom While you’re at it, ketchup, gummi bears & candy corn! #sugarho @USFBull82
@DCBrent I know. I totally Bogarted his tweet. I’m unoriginal like that. @DupontDan
RT @DCBrent: Interpretive dance? Are you kidding me?
RT @RUFuckinKidinME: @bobalouie Are you fucking kidding me? // Lol. What the effing crap is that about?
@USFBull82 Oh you–you complete me, you know. You and ketchup, that is.
Cute overload! My new niece Aleigha Evelyn: http://twitgoo.com/jzjt3
@Jamberta *giggles* Well we were, but we parted ways an hour ago to catch the Metro n’ stuff. @USFBull82
@jonesy77 Are you at Green Lantern tonight?
Sandy, the lipstick is luminescent. It’s a good look.
@DCBrent We’ll upload them to Xtube. @USFBull82
Who’s the most awesomest Oscar watching-partner? @USFBull82 is.
Molly Ringwald is also Cleopatra. That is all.
@jonesy77 I thought so, Mr. Jones. I will ass-ume from here on out.
Who are they? #oscars
@DCBrent OMG somebody warn Hollywood! #Carrie
The Swedish Fish are getting cranky. Must be bedtime. Good night, y’all!
Just watching the Oscars w/ @USFBull82. (@ Crew Club w/ @usfbull82) http://4sq.com/6iu8gE
I love the attention, but please don’t boil my bunny.
@INAHAM730 I know my drugs. It’s definitely Midol. Coked up on Midol.
RT @JBizzleRox: @bobalouie @USFBull82 I have that kinda relationship with mayo. Haha. // Joey loves mayo. How coincidental! #whitestuff
The only thing that would make me watch the Oscars is a guaranteed "Carrie" moment.
Didja’ll see that? "Twilight" clips rolled during the "horror movie" montage. told ya so.

Daily Digest for 2010-03-07

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	4:35pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard is intoxicated by the smell of Spring in the air.
	11:16pm	rmankhey posted 45 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) @jesserker Short skirts? Me to! High 5 gurl! @ELJefe843 @DCJono Apparently, girls just wanna have fun. Thank you for that memo. I’m so gonna do a trolley tour of DC today. Why not? I’m downtown with nothing to do. A waitress just told me I had a "juicy butt". I need to wipe more thoroughly next time. @MarioSemiglia Aww, Mario. There’ll be plenty of more gorgeous days just for you. @Diane_Can Earthquakes?!? Weirdos I can handle, but not those! @DCJason Are you still thinking about doing the Nat’l Hal-Marathon? @DCbigpappa Of course! Cobalt wasn’t the best place for it. wink Screw St. Patrick’s Day. IMA get my crunk on for Pi day (3/14). @slummymummy9 He’s just jealous. Come to think of it, so am I. #silpada @Shermin8tor I’d pay money to see you dance around like that. Wait, you’re over 18, right? @chrisbarrondc I think I’ll be good. But I’ll check in with you tomorrow. Lol @chrisbarrondc Ain’t nobody puts the ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunctional’ like family. @JuanluisPG Oh, he’s good-natured about it. He only charges them $15. @MichaThom …and you are crazy! But it’s okay. I still heart you. @DCbigpappa I can always count on you for some 80’s lyrics! hug Michael the Playbill bartender wants y’all to know the bathroom is for customers only, thank you. @matthewarchman I did, sweetie. I say go for the CVS job and get a boyfriend while you’re at it. @KimW16 Oh snap! It’s just my customary Stride of Pride weekend brunch with beer & philosophical convos with Bartender George. RT @jesserker: it means FREE BALLIN @ELJefe843 & @DCJono we can buy you a kilt/skirt/short-shorts anytime you want. field trip! / I’m down! @SugarBoobs Some swamp ass is hotter than others. @DCJono www.sportkilt.com @jesserker @eljefe843 @JuanluisPG I totally agree. I would be wearing flip-flops too, but not until I get a pedi & a fab paint job on my toenails. @JuanluisPG That’s totally acceptable. Okay, so who would YOU throw your panties at? Sex Bomb: http://twitgoo.com/fynb5 I have an irrational fear of croutons. @JuanluisPG Whatever form of explosive it may be, isn’t he just dreamy? throws panties #tomjones @ELJefe843 Bon giorno, principesa! @chrisbarrondc @extraspecial I’m from Kansas. Bestiality is a way of life. @RocketmanDC Happy Birfday, baby! @DCJason Awesome. I finally signed up yesterday. What’s your qualifying race? I’m fearful the weather will go from pleasant to sweaty butt-crack sweltering before we know it. "I’ll stop the world and melt with you (like the Nazis in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’)" Dear Straight Bartender: Calling me ’sweetie’ will not get you a bigger tip. Wait…yes it will. Love, Richard I love bed head. @KimW16 Good call, sweet-stuff. Just putting the ‘ho’ in the Holy Sabbath. @ELJefe843 Not me. You can only get so naked & still be miserable. @jesserker George the Bartender just referred to 90’s music as ‘retro’ & he’s right. @extraspecial ‘Cuz ya know…people’s feet are so sexy. Gimme more. @jesserker I also have a kilt. #youknowwhatthatmeans @ELJefe843 @DCJono @jesserker You need to teach me how to shop. It makes me break out in hives. @DCJono @eljefe843 George the Bartender says his girlfriend just moved to California. Awww. tear Time to make my move. I sometimes wish George the Bartender actually charged me for beers because I’ve suddenly lost count… @DCBrent I hate to say it, but it’s true. I’m easy. Tourists in flip flops…I hope the get eaten by an escalator. The tourists–not the flip flops. That’d be cruel.

Daily Digest for 2010-03-06

Posted by Richard Mankhey

	10:19pm	rmankhey updated their status on Facebook. Richard finally signed up for the March 20th Nat’l Half-Marathon and to celebrate, just ran 13 miles in 1 hr 45 min. Hey, you’d be bragging too.
	11:50pm	rmankhey posted 62 tweets on Twitter. (Show Details) You know that Pink song "Funhouse"? She wrote it about gay bars. #fullofevilclowns @Jamberta Oh honey that is good advice. Where were you last year when I needed you? #istillhavescarsdownthere If there were a screening process for karaoke nobody would ever be able to sing. Guy on the metro was not impressed when I asked to trade shoes. Mine are better than his anyway. @MarioSemiglia I will never learn. Gentleman: Let’s say I want to shave something other than my face. Are 5 blades more effective or more likely to cause massive hemorrhaging? You know your hungry when the sight of a half-eaten wing on the Metro platform makes you salivate. Hmmmm… @MichaThom There are a few Cher look-a-like contests in my past. Plasticine robots in my closet, if you will. @yococomo Unless it’s an ice skating rink. @Jamberta Once. I learned my lesson. @blobbybirdman I’d hit on you in a heartbeat. I’m glad you’re cool about it. We gays have good taste, you know. @WBeditor @boogdogDC If you don’t stop being so amazing ima have to propose ‘n stuff. So quit it. 4 real. #everythingfail @John_Irvine Mmmm….Bollocks….and chips. @jpjaramillo Oh all right then. RT @Jamberta: Me: Do you know your undies are on inside out and backwards? Jamie: Yes I like it this way. @bobalouie // Yer boy has style! @jesserker Oh but it did. I misrepresented myself. My apologies. RT @philo_quotes: Well-ordered self-love is right and natural. ~ Saint Thomas Aquinas // "Self-Love"? Um… @John_Irvine I was considering just using the sharp, glassy edge of a broken wine bottle. #manlymanintights @KimW16 I wasn’t aware of those stickers, but I think the rest of the world is more enlightened. @boogdogDC @DCdebbie I hate to intrude…but…why is getting laid so important? @Chugs07 Remind me to send you some of me dressed as Alice in Wonderland from Halloween last year. @ELJefe843 I would if I knew any. @joceffvan I’m in Virginia. @boogdogDC More befudling words have never been spoken. @Jamberta Will do! smooch @KimW16 It’s the naming convention for Bible chicks. "Lot’s wife"…"Noah’s wife"…is God misogynistic? @Chugs07 Fake it ‘ @jesserker Yep. Much to my chagrin. It happens to the best of us…but I wouldn’t know what that’s like. Bollocks. @KimW16 I may or may not have Bogarted that orphaned, half-eaten wing. #nomnomnom I wonder what the return policy is for a mail-order husband. Noah was the original cat lady. @boogdogDC It’s a little known fact that tildes are an aphrodisiac. @joceffvan You’re half right. wink So you’re in the Philippines, right? RT @WBeditor: @bobalouie @blobbybirdman I’m glad you’re cool about it. \| Refreshing, isn’t it? // Too refreshing. #ifyouknowwhatimean @bobalouie Thanks, Chad-ster. @John_Irvine Don’t you judge me! #marshamarshamarsha @John_Irvine I was playing stupid. I thought Tom was great, fat suit and all! Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve always crushed on Ben Stiller. @blobbybirdman I would recommend a healthy dose of Cher and some "Will & Grace" & call me in the morning. Or right now. I’m free. I think I got a little sunburned during the almost 2 hours I was outside today. #albinonomore @DCdebbie A-ha. I’m no innocent, but I’m not as adventurous as I wish I were. Sorry. Just curious. @boogdogDC @DCJono She was kinda hot on "Hey Dude" now that you mention it. @John_Irvine @chrisbarrondc Spanks a lot! The best part is I can still walk. Tomorrow might be a different story. :-/ @cubby1978 I’m on 4square’s side. @foursquare I’m ever the loser in "Clean Laundry Pile Bingo". My socks never match. When the Metro bus ads are talkin’ ’bout Woodstock (’69) you know it’s time for an upgrade. @John_Irvine Tom Cruise? I thought that was Robert Downey Jr. I get all my Hollywood junkie/crazies mixed up. @boogdogDC Oh lawdy…well that 13 mile run used up about 1,656 calories. I’d say my blood sugar is negative at this point. #grammarpolice @MichaThom Hedgeclippers might be more appropriate. @John_Irvine I’ll lop of his appendages to save on shipping. I’ll pay a "damaged goods fee" but it’ll be worth it. @matthewarchman In love? That’s wonderful! Who’s the lucky guy? @boogdogDC No. It’s from personal experimentation. #ifyouknowwhatimean @Chugs07 chuckles Those Brits…always so clever because they’re always so intoxicated. @boogdogDC You’ve got eagle eyes, Boogie. I’ll take your Alphabet Soup advice as long as it comes with apostrophes. So I finally signed up for the March 20th Half-Marathon. To celebrate I just ran 13 miles in 1 hr 45 min. Hey, you’d be bragging too. @Jamberta I’ll be right here waiting for you. Until I see something bright and shiny, then it’s tough luck, sistah! I found some wigs from my drag queen days; I’m having way too much fun trying them on and swishing about. Somebody please stop me. @joceffvan So many personal questions! Let me DM you, darling. @KimW16 I think they do call Mary Magdelene "that one ho" in the King James version. @matthewarchman What are you waiting for? Go get ‘im!

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